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I was idly doodling that cute kitty lingerie after complaining that I don’t have the monies to get it becauseimpmsingandiminashittyartblockwtfWhen @kittyklawz was like “Oh hey I’m going to send you the monies as an early birthday present HERE YOU
T was the hot cheerleader at our school. I would honestly daydream about her in the halls when I’d see her, of the things I wanted to do to her, even while she was dating her ex. I’d be lying if this wasn’t, and still isn’t one of those deranged
Fantastic thing I heard at the gym today that motivated me like 546378291x:These two teenage guys were doing the cycles in front of the leg machine I was about to do and, thinking that I had my music on cuz my headphones were in, said to each other:‘That
unicornfan: i think a more interesting question than “when did you ‘join’ the internet” is “what was the first username you ever used”my very first ever username (that i remember) was HunterKiller75 cause i thought starcraft was the coolest
I stg every time i go on someones nsfw they always have some gross cum stuff on there like… wish that stuff was tagged so i could block it lmao
moghedien: moghedien: I read a short story where a woman character “always looked forward to her period” because it was “a reminder of her womanness” and YES! The story WAS in fact written by a male! *my uterus hits the self destruct button
anthropologist-on-the-loose:anthropologist-on-the-loose:blacksails2017:At first I was like, “Aw, he’s discovering icy crusty snow for the first time, cute!” and then I was like “Oh NO, he’s REALLY discovering icy crusty snow for the first time,
I was in med school for a bit. …Joined the Marines. Figured I was better at killing people than fixing them.
Why are they switching the focus to Renee so late in the game? The show used to be about the white she-devil, aka Jourdan, but now Renee was like the main character. The editing on this cycle is a mess.
jackbamislove: Jackson was like, “This isn’t Seoul fashion week” But it’s cute that Bambam looks like an undecisive girlfriend and Jackson’s the boyfriend waiting for him 😂
differentfacesameman: The fact that she spoke back to him in Gallifreyan surprised him, and brought a warm flutter in his chest. His arms tightened around her, almost like they were trying to merge into one being. It made sense that she knew it
Friendly reminder that there are plenty of people who like Thorin, Fili, and Kili, even if they know what happens to them in the books. Also, a person’s fan-worth shouldn’t be focused on if they have read the source material or not. (◕‿◕✿)
Today I drew the nape of a figure’s back and accidentally made it look like the drawings on the chalk board during that flashback to the 104th in class. My cooperating teacher proceeded to point at it, explaining how executioners had to hit that
mpregicorn: UGH ok so let me tell you guys why that snk filler was actually kind of shit for all the people that read the manga remember how it really happened? and then this is how it really happened eren actually gets some development and is
putting this under a cut, because it’s spoilers for the fic I’m currently writing…….. So like. I’m writing Jean/Armin hooking up for the first time in Queer Punk Rock AU. Mind you, Jean is not quite with Marco yet,
I was going through mitch’s jjba stuff and I was like “now why is m so distressed about santana?” but now that I finished part two, I’m also really distressed about santana. how did this weird pillar men family structure work?
80sdanceclub: like when you think about it, pronouns are mostly used in conversation when the person isn’t there and you’re having a conversation about the person with another person. so correct pronouns matter the MOST when the person isn’t around.
"I didn't take the Common Sense merit because I thought I knew what I was doing. Apparently I was mistaken."
blue-star-above-me: I don’t think a lot of younger Tumblr users understand what life during the anime boom was like in 1999-2007. How accessible anime was at the time. It was fucking everywhere. It wasn’t even a niche, literally everyone was into
fullten: furlockhound: bifurpawzsfw: THIS WILL ALWAYS BE FUNNY Golden Girls is really deceptive because it’s downright savage and crude humor hidden in a show you think was a boring sitcom about old ladies. I mean, there’s more sex jokes than
welp, looks like I’m watching Fringe, fringe, sean3116 hell yeah we did it fringies
I guess its kind of silly but I like to get shirts for specific shows and stuff so I can wear it while I watch the show (usually just when its new, I’ll wear whatever for reruns) Its pretty much the only time I actually think about what I’m
vimoradi-deactivated20180806: silent hill + name meanings Henry most assuredly did not rule his home. That is, like, the exact opposite of what happened to Henry.
My little sister got some books from the book fair and one of them came with a little necklace that had a little purple jewel thing on it so she came up to me all exicited and said “look, it has a gem on it!” So I was like “yea, like
As I was trying to get to sleep last night I thought up a SU comic and I was like “I’m going to draw this tomorrow” but now it’s tomorrow and I can’t draw it because I’ve completely forgotten what the idea was
There was a “Birthstones” category on Jeopardy! today and my little sister was so excited. She was like “we’re going to love this category!” and hi-fived me after all the ones that were SU Gems
artemispanthar: I just found out my great-grandma died. Like, an hour ago ah, thank you for the well-wishes and condolences, you guys. I appreciate itShe was very old (102!) and we knew she was likely going to pass soon. I wasn’t particularly close
My brain is, like, hardwired to think creatively whenever I’m walking to/from somewhere and not otherwise preoccupied. I’m thinking this is because of years of walking to/from school and even though I have not had to do that for over a decade it’s
I always thought Petticoat Junction was, like, a Sesame Street-style kids show with, like, puppets where they teach preschoolers stuff in some small town with a train station where the Topic-Relevant Guest Star would come inbut it turns out it’s not
sarahboodles: Last one from childhood inspiration week. I have some pretty vivid memories of drawing Pokemon for my classmates in elementary school. That was the first time I experienced what it was like to share my art with others, and nothing made me
I was watching Purple Rain last night, and they thought this song was weird, the club owner even said “nobody understands your music but you” and I was like “that shit was dope, fuck you mean?”
o0leah-sophia0o: Okay, I was watching the reaction of this dude when I get to this part and he said this! My eyes open like hell! I was like: Wait! wtf I just heard! did he-…*replayed many times* HOLY SHIT!! EVEN THIS GUY SEE IT!!! Zote’s Reaction
tomatobunny: (X) I really want to know what the request was omg poor oyabun ;;
I told @nikoniko808 i had to go pee, then I thought I heard her say “small platter” so I was like ???ok and got her a small plate and she just looked at me super confused so I was like “what don’t you want this” and she still didn’t say anything
clefairytea: lesbianedgeworth: i feel like periodically reminding everyone that at the time shu takumi was writing the original trilogy the pass rate for the japanese bar exam was like 3%, the lowest in the world phoenix wright , art major, changed
destieldrabblesdaily: my mom kept complaining that our cat was getting too fat and it was my fault because I’m spoiling her a few months later I won this particular argument thanks mate for helping me out, you’re a good bean
So the first night I moved in I had a couple of bottles with me and one of my roommates asked “oh did you guys have a party?” I was like “no those are…mine” And she was like “oh I see, your travel package”
My boss said young Lisa Bonet would play me in a movie about my life and I was like: ummm sir, do you want me to kiss you cause I will
This was the welcome note in my church’s booklet for today’s service. I just thought some of you would like to know that the true message of Christianity is one of love and acceptance.
I literally just watched Gaga throughout my whole lab. She was so fucking beautiful, had a bitch crying.
idolomantises:idolomantises:I was watching Komi San with my sibling a few months ago and I’m surprised nobody ever talks about a character who’s running gag is that she’s chubby and everyone calls her fat but she looks like this:It reminds me of
last night me and darfin were talking about our first time (kissing, sex, blah blah) and I tried to be romantic and I was like “before guys would try to show me their penis and I would be like ‘this was fun im going home’ but with you I would
so I love being a dick to my brother and my mom bought this creepy man’s head for Halloween so I put it in his bed and set it up so it looked like a person. he said goodnight and went upstairs and all I heard was “god damn it!” then
cummbunny:the other night me and darfin had such a weird/good night. he was super serious and stern and spanked me really really hard and then we had v rough sex. BUT THEN he let me put make up on him and wrapped me up in blankets while I watched him
sooo I finally got called for an interview tomorrow and im super nervous but happy I got a call hahah, anyways I told my friend and he was like ‘omg no working there is a nightmare’ so now im more nervous .. luckily darfin said he was proud of me
darfin is actually really cute lately - we had a huge ice storm and I had no ride to work so he picked up and drove me even though it meant getting up early and driving in v bad conditions AND he was lovely about it. then he likes to send me things he
also I’m in love and he makes me cum so hard and sometimes he looks at me during sex and there’s this power where I feel like he’s staring into me and I’m so hungry for him but I’m so happy and overcome with how much I love him so I just grab
in my messages theres one guy who keeps talking to me in a way I probably wouldnt be chill with now and apparently this was around the time I lost my virginity and he said I was acting different and I was like ‘im not a virgin anymore’ and he was
enyafan:we will remember the 2010s as such a dumbshit time lol. like what was that weird period of faux populism where everyone was like its actually woke to love the kardashians.
At my job I have a specific assigned break and all my coworkers who have that break are black and today in the break room one of them was like “white people have such weird nipples” and I was like oh And then they all spent a while asking
i have a sylveon plush and keychains on my bag and i was at walmart and a guy came up to me and said “nice sylveon” and he smiled and walked away and i was like dsghdsfd//// gonna use my sylveons to talk to cute ppl
omg i was twitter and found someone from the old HS fandom who i really hated and found that they’re an even bigger asshole now than when i knew them, and they were harassing ppl who like yoi and and im justim so glad your ass isn’t in my fandom
I want a knife but I also don’t trust myself with a weapon. I’d start feeling all itchy like when I feel a strong impulse to do something that’s probably wrong and end up stabbing myself or something just to see what it was like.
mynightwing: It was like my sister was teasing me on purpose all day. She kept bending over and giving me a full view of her sexy panties under her short skirt every couple of minutes. I got behind her and asked what she was thinking about, but I just
aphbelarus: Do you ever just accidentally befriend someone you used to look up a lot to like you are admiring them from afar and trying to talk to them and theN SUDDENLY THEY RECOGNIZE YOUR EXISTENCE AND THEN A LOT OF GOOD STUFF HAPPENS AND THEN THEY
I played against a persons whose battle tag was ‘symmetra’ so of course I’m like eyyyyyy they gonna play as Symmetra how clever but NO, they played as Torbjorn, do u understand hOW UPSET I WAS
fireandshellamari: deathdaydream: mykrazyuniverse: magistrate-of-mediocrity: deathdaydream: deathdaydream: soappppp yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it oh. I thought it was a photo. Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out
Can we all appreciate the fact that Jacques Schnee literally basically demanded that Weiss sing a concert and she was like “K.” And then proceeded to sing her fucking life out in a ballade that was basically screaming “FUCK YOU DAD, YOU DONT OWN
remember when weiss asked blake individually if she wanted to have some coffee w/ herand blake the damn cool kid said “tea” because she cant with coffee and weiss was like just like cool we outand then they did just that
i thought my inspo for monos was fading recently and i was like ‘oh ok its about time probably’ but now all of a sudden im feeling the mono feels again. help.
