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dumberswitch: He used to be an American nerd who loved making fun of Australia. He joked about Crocodile Dundee, Foster’s, didgeridoos, boomerangs, vegemite, convicts, poisonous animals, the accent, and how it was, in his view, “just a whole continent
rocketraptor: And it’s finally up! I’m back into making Daki’s again under Mad Mable, and I’m starting it out with this. A Femdax for everyone to love. I’ve had people show interest in a Dax daki before, and I was joking about it a lot. But
ddscharlie: I offended one of my friends yesterday with some jokes and comments I was making at the expense of Catholics. I thought about it for a while and I understand why he was upset. So, just to prove that there are no hard feelings, and that
daughterlover: She’d asked her father to put suncream on her and thought he was just joking around when he said he needed to make sure he put the cream on her everywhere. Even when he began to remove her bikini bottoms she continued to giggle about
arminaland: LOL p.s: I didn’t make these pictures, i just found them on a facebook group which was created by mexican, they are constantly joking about these things, i dont want to offend anyone.
bravoart: [NSFW]You should always remember to give your pizza guy a tip. In this case I’d definitely give him the whole dick. Also anon, please know how hard it was for me to not make a Drawn Together joke about this.
dumbjockflex: caesarwv: It just started as a joke to tease some desperate horny fags and make money, but Jake started to enjoy showing off and chatting on the webcam site. A jock friend told him about the website while they was working out one evening.
sorceress-lulu: arminaland: I..just…can’t p.s: I didn’t make these pictures, i just found them on a facebook group which was created by mexican, they are constantly joking about these things, i dont want to offend anyone. { fUCK }
slaverchronicles: They were so drunk they didn’t notice they were the only two left at the wedding reception or I was listening as they were making jokes about how being married was life living your life in Chains! When they tried to stumble out
I started to read Berserk when i was 16 (back in 2005) and finally after all these years we finally get to see what in the world is happening in Casca’s mind, i used to make jokes, and being reall cynical about it, as every old Berserk fan (and i wouldn’t
You know, at first, I thought that Mina’s constant blabbing about a “doctor” was a reference to a Sailor Moon villain bearing the same name. Considering Mina’s design and overall aesthetic, this could make sense as she downright seems like a
batmanisagatewaydrug: batmanisagatewaydrug: unpopular opinion but it’s cool if you don’t want to be in love like, idk. I used to feel so compelled to make excuses for being single, whether it was self-deprecating jokes about myself or insisting that
batmanisagatewaydrug: batmanisagatewaydrug: batmanisagatewaydrug: unpopular opinion but it’s cool if you don’t want to be in love like, idk. I used to feel so compelled to make excuses for being single, whether it was self-deprecating jokes about
alunit: I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their
clit-harington: b99thingsv2: When gay marriage was legalized, we weren’t sure if or when it was going to be struck down so speed was of the essence. when people say that Brooklyn 99 doesn’t make jokes about Holt being gay… it does. it just doesn’t
existencialistsdungeon:At first she thought he was joking, about her living in the doghouse - but after the first and then the second day had past without him making any moves intending to let her back to the house, she realized that it wasnt a joke and
dathen: batmanisagatewaydrug: batmanisagatewaydrug: unpopular opinion but it’s cool if you don’t want to be in love like, idk. I used to feel so compelled to make excuses for being single, whether it was self-deprecating jokes about myself or insisting
Something that I’ve always respected about SU is that despite having numerous opportunities, they pretty much never make fun of Pearl’s nose.I mean, they don’t really make fun of anyone’s physical appearance, which is great, but
bellecosby: I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their
undercitytwerkteam: just so you know this was about the megacorporation coca cola hiring colombian death squads to murder trade unionists and not like, someone making a homophobic joke when they were 15
lillyhasatumblr: I was trying to take pictures of my new cups like a year ago and realized I could use them to make a joke about ‘being with my own kind now’.Instead I have one about procrastination.
lillyhasatumblr: I was trying to take pictures of my new cups like a year ago and realized I could use them to make a joke about ‘being with my own kind now’. Instead I have one about procrastination.
ciawajoselle: ericapikachu: Song, couple, bra, pot, kiss. I’ve been falling asleep to music errnight. I’ve been thinking about me and a certain person. Lol, i’ve been talking about boobs a lot. Uh, i make jokes about pot? It was only a kiss, how
kathereal: localstarboy: I’m all in the club throwing Duracell batteries I was going to make a really bad joke about the students I’ve had trying to “channel the inner stripper” but it’s late and I love God.
holybolognajabronies: bekusa: barebackinq:Me: makes a joke about my throat hurting 20 different people: “must have been all that dick!!!!” And if it was…? Then the responses would be “More praises to you!” “He’s one lucky man, the guy
8bit-ghost replied to your post: I just noticed something well, do something about it then, i guess. sorry if that sounds harsh but you need to be more determined and take the initiative. this was supposed to be a comical post…
leras-sissy-slut: When I was younger I worked at this Pizza Hut. The manager was this older guy who was kind of a jerk. I’d always end up closing down the restaurant with him. He used to make jokes about how good I looked on my knees while I was
timelordhemmo: last night i jokingly told my aunty that michael clifford was goals and she looked me dead in the eyes and said “no way. don’t make him your goals. work to make you his goals.” and i realized that she wasn’t just talking about
volpesvolpi: I didn’t realize the grave robbing story was a meme?? I know I just talked about this, but I’m going to make a separate post because all the jokes about this kinda rub me the wrong way. This isn’t a “haha tumblr is so weird and
cottoncandyfeuilly: cottoncandyfeuilly: self care is walking into the forest and letting the fae take you pretty much all the responses on this are “don’t joke about the fae!!’ and i think you’re all missing the point that i was trying to make
tripleclown: tripleclown:in 2018 we out here trying to finally find out who the zodiac killer is i know it was probably leigh allen you dont need to convince me! i know about my special interests i was just making a joke!
leras-sissy-slut:When I was younger I worked at this Pizza Hut. The manager was this older guy who was kind of a jerk. I’d always end up closing down the restaurant with him. He used to make jokes about how good I looked on my knees while I was
marydej: alunaes: marydej: Prank Call Babes How about DONT prank call and actually call with the intent to have your voice heard and potentially make a difference. Don’t make this into some sort of joke? Wtf Jesus. Christ. Why blow up? Was this
negrokinkyfuckery: il-tenore-regina: lancrebitch: badassperger: hoganddice: takethethirdoption: I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football. “I was hit so hard, I saw
I was watching some stand-up specials on youtube and one made a joke about a girl taking off her high heel shoes after a long night at the club or a bar or whatever. They always make it out to be some thing that’s trashy or only “sluts”
Sooo dethklok may return for another tour 👁👁Knowing that, I was finally motivated to buy this babymetal tee I’ve wanted for ages… if they DO have another tour you’ll catch me in this + a thong + waving around my hatsune miku lightstick.
thisisyourcheatingwife: Your girl had heard the rumors about your friend Todd - everyone was always joking about how big his dick was. So when you went away on a business trip she was straight on the phone to him, making up some bullshit excuse for why
champagnepadre:its so amazing that white men make immigrant jokes all the time about successful latinos and latinos in general when it was the white men who were the ones to immigrate and steal everything like ? that’s amazing lmao
adothall: clit-harington: b99thingsv2: When gay marriage was legalized, we weren’t sure if or when it was going to be struck down so speed was of the essence. when people say that Brooklyn 99 doesn’t make jokes about Holt being gay… it does.
Hey hey guys, @totallyevillisa was joking in those posts about the AU’s. No need to get angry! I definitely didn’t help to make that clear, but I’m doing it now! Please don’t say anything rude or hurtful to them. We were teasing each other like
y’all are too nice i was just making a shitty joke about episode 1 lmafDOgdf
existencialistsdungeon: At first she thought he was joking, about her living in the doghouse - but after the first and then the second day had past without him making any moves intending to let her back to the house, she realized that it wasnt a joke
kurapikababu: When the show was first being released everyone was making jokes about them drowning and not being able to swim and etc. And now……yeah.
deluxetrashqueen:Once again, Tumblr manages to succeed via just being honest with their users. I made a post back around April fool’s about the crabs being so popular because the joke was that every other website tries to trick you into clicking