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undercovera69: thenaughtysideofus: our-sex-vow: thenaughtysideofus: Mrs Love it K Mrs Oh Love it!Follow us: www.undercovera69.tumblr.com and www.naughty-thoughts-all-day.tumblr.com it is my life

ashandj: Todayâ€™s text I love me some Ash and J. I vow to one day fuck Ash myself!

So every now again I’m finding a set of nipples that just drive me completely insane. Â I mean, I was on a “wank ban” that had lasted at least 48 hours and then I found this fine lady’s tumblr account and that was that. Â My vow

blackownedbrides: The Black-Owned Brideâ€™s Marriage - After the Vows: Sometimes hubby is much older than his bride. Not only his inadequate manhood, but ED and a weak libido can create marital tension and lead to seperation - unless they recognize this

blackownedbrides: The Black-Owned Brideâ€™s Marriage - After the Vows:Â Nothing is hotter for a white husband than to watch his lovely bride being taken by her hung black stud. Hubby has learned that he can pull, but not cum - only after all is cleaned

cuckoldmyway2886: Black power. The power to seduce, the power to please, the power to break down all conservative taboos and marriage vows. YUMM!!!

chirenon: Perfect Marriage: Jake realizes the full extent of his marriage vows. Now THATâ€™S commitment.Â

Running free on the beach, Deric vowed he would never wear pants again.

Warning to all Sherlockians regarding His Last Vow:

“You don’t need to be a fireplace to get a golden shower from me.”

“I would love you even if your initials were A.G.R.A.”

“Is that Claire-de-la-Lune I taste?”

“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about finding your way into one of my holes instead?”

“Loving you could never be human error.”

“My detective skills aren’t the only gifts I was born with.”

“I’d like to discover your ‘pressure points,’ if you get what I mean.”

“You don’t need your mind palace to know my porn preference.”

“Call me Shezza, because I’m going undercover… Under your covers, that is.”

“I would sprain a junkie’s arm for you.”

“I’d let you make me wear the hat.”

“Call me Redbeard, because I like it ruff.”

“I would come back from the dead and hijack a bunch of TVs just because you missed me.”

“Am I horny too? I haven’t checked.”

“You don’t need to use your mind palace to see me in a straight jacket.”

“I’d like to ‘project’ my face onto your 'building.’”

“An east wind isn’t the only thing that’s coming.”

“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the only reason I’m glad your engagement’s over.”

“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s a tiny bit sexy.”

“The door knocker isn’t the only thing I won’t let my brother turn straight.”

“If you married someone else, I would leave your wedding early.”

“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’”

“I think you’re funnier than Lord Smallwood’s letters.”

“Forget solving crimes– I could use you as an alternative to getting high.”

“Don’t worry, I’m no London ambulance. I take longer than eight minutes to come.”

“Call me the Clarence House Cannibal, because I’d like a taste of you.”

“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard… If you need a dog, I’ll put on a collar for you.” Based on a suggestion by scripturientjester.

“Are you Cupid? Because you just shot me in the heart.” Submitted by scripturientjester.

“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you may have to restart my heart.”

“You be the potatoes and I’ll be Mycroft’s laptop… Get on top of me.”

“Forget folding my shirts and cycling to work– I’d rather wear no clothes and ride you.”

“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to do to your face.”

“I’d love you even if you only befriended me to get to my blackmailing boss.”

“You don’t need to YouTube to see my exotic dancing.”

“I’d keep your chair even if it was blocking my view to the kitchen.”

“Undercover about my feelings for you? WELL I’M NOT NOW!”

“Are you the East Wind? Because I’d let you take me in the end… in the rear end, that is.”

“Are you a complete flake who happens to be a genius? Because you are unbelievably hot!”

“My cock is good for more than just peeing in fireplaces.”

“You may have made my arm squishy, but you’ve made something else of mine rock hard.”

“Forget Appledore… Make me your Applewhore.”

“I don’t just do it doggy style– I do it Redbeard style.”

“Even if you told me that the Western world is run from a single house, I’d still want to talk about dinner.”

youngncumdumb: It’s kind of funny, if you think about it.When she was just a little girl, Jenny had made a vow to preserve her virginity until marriage, and she had managed to keep that vow for years, despite all the temptations. While all her friends

splendidlydark: On your wedding day, your husband vowed to always feed you his cum. Even though he’s shown you what he thinks about the other vows he made, he loves to humiliate you by keeping this one.

brazen-thought: g33kgasm: icantactuallyart: sisterling: If I ever get married, our vows better be based on the Team Rocket motto. I vow to protect you from devastation.To unite our privates and feel sensation.To pronounce you as my one true love,and

legendary-scholar: myend-ismybeginning: Basilica of the National Vow Basilica of the National Vow is a Roman Catholic church located in the historic center of Quito, Ecuador.

splendidlydark: On your wedding day, your husband vowed to always feed you his cum. Even though he’s shown you what he thinks about the other vows he made, he loves to humiliate you by keeping this one.

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