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unpretty: it’s really wild to see how batman has evolved over time as a consequence of writers wanting to change everything while also changing nothing because any comic that lives that long is a shambling stitched-together corpse early batman is a
unpretty: has everyone seen this ask polly letter from a woman with a deadly mushroom allergy whose in-laws have started putting mushrooms into literally everything they cook to the point of buying special mushroom powder to put into the mashed potatoes
unpretty:has anyone suggested that rich people keep writing shitty articles about millennials because the only millennials they know are their rich shitty children
unpretty: a hylian girl looks out her back window. the hero of time is out there, behind the shed, screaming and hitting a box with a dismembered skeleton arm. the box shatters, and he scrambles to gather all the scattered apples into his bag. then he
unpretty: imsoweirdimnotanitimanith: thebuttkingpost: tharook: ayellowbirds: tredlocity: skarchomp: itswalky: you guys there’s a new nancy cartoonist and she’s amazing this art style with modern references is the most jarring thing I’ve
unpretty: i feel very Seen
unpretty:saw a big moth and had to stop everything and take pictures and show everyone i knowp sure it was a modest sphinx
unpretty:about-faces:#this isn’t even because he’s a crocodile man #this is just what applying for jobs is like (via @architeuthisducks-blog)
unpretty:i kinda thought the thaw would straighten this dude out but apparently he’s just a suessian motherfucker now
unpretty:solitarelee:liberalsarecool:The Wall St casino is rigged. #LateStageCapitalism This is true but also be wary of people using the word “elites” in this context. Not saying anything about this guy specifically, but it is VERY OFTEN
unpretty-princess: manhatinglesbian: revolution-of-the-self: niceandpeaceful: Please watch the video. I’m getting scared as fuck to be alive right now. Fuck Don’t let it disappear. Not now, not ever.
unpretty: The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men
unpretty: Tumblr: *rolls out “best stuff first”*My blog:
unpretty: when you have a sudden realization about something that was supposed to have been obvious from the start
unpretty: *goes to my friend’s house and lies down underneath the framed portrait of me she keeps above the guest bed* hey i’m gonna drink a thing and then look dead but don’t worry about it okay bye
unpretty:dailyhistoryposts:On This Day In HistoryMarch 21st, 2006: Social media site Twitter is founded.ALT
unpretty:there was a golden age superman comic where someone called a hit out on clark kent, and so a sniper tried to shoot him while he was out having lunch with loisexcept he’s fucking superman so the bullets just fell off his chest into his lunch
unpretty:ALT
unpretty: i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of
unpretty: of all the excuses bruce wayne has ever made for why he has to leave right now immediately this is the best one
unpretty: i feel like wonder woman could get away with throwing batman over her shoulder to carry him away exactly once, just because she would have the element of surprise. batman prepares for everything but there are limits. if you were batman would
unpretty: t-pain got a tattoo on his hand of confused jackie chan specifically so he could level up his facepalm when someone said dumb shit
unpretty: based on what’s happened to my sense of time as i age i think an immortal would refer to anything since like the sixties as “a couple of years ago”
unpretty: idea: the joker, compelled even against his own interests to do whatever he thinks would be funniest. the joker may be a sadist with a really shitty sense of humor but even he knows a high-quality punchline when he sees one. his obsession with
unpretty:durnesque-esque:pea-gravel:afeelgoodblog:Imagine being buried alive and then seeing this little guy with a backpack suddenly arrive It gets better. The little backpack has a two-way radio.So you’re trapped under rubble, and then a rat shows
unpretty-rapstar: SMTM4 contestants witnessing Yesus, I mean Yezi, doing her thing
unpretty: i can’t believe i missed the anniversary of my favorite tweet of all time
unpretty: these are the first nekonaughey comics i ever saw and they are still the most relatable [original source] [translation source]
unpretty: just fyi, there’s a chuck tingle humble bundle on sale right now and it’s about what you’d expecta portion of the proceeds goes to the it gets better project and charity: water, if you have ever wanted to ethically source your drm-free
unpretty: cary grant’s face in arsenic and old lace is honestly a treasure not enough movies are just two hours of a handsome man going o_o O_O
unpretty:i am seeing some comments in reblogs that lead me to believe that not all of my followers are aware that dracula daily is free, and you can catch up and subscribe herehere are some answers from the faq:Q. When does it start?A. The first entry
unpretty-princess:manhatinglesbian:revolution-of-the-self: niceandpeaceful: Please watch the video. I’m getting scared as fuck to be alive right now. Fuck Don’t let it disappear. Not now, not ever.
unpretty:a hylian girl looks out her back window. the hero of time is out there, behind the shed, screaming and hitting a box with a dismembered skeleton arm. the box shatters, and he scrambles to gather all the scattered apples into his bag. then he
unpretty:Congress Introduces Dietary Supplement Safety Legislation to Protect Consumersthey’re finally doing something about the fact that supplements are completely unregulated and companies can literally just put Whatever in there as long as they
unpretty: ways i have tricked people into thinking i am competent: bought a really nice looking fountain pen that sounds like a joke but fountain pens are cheap as shit and when you use one people look at you like you’re a fucking wizard this hero
unpretty:one time while we were in the car andrew said “i basically think your gender is whatever robot body you would choose to have in a transhumanist future, but then again, that would make my gender a featureless floating orb” and i think about
unpretty-rapstar: Let the trash talking begin
unpretty: wayne enterprises almost certainly has clothing as one of their retail subsidiaries and i like to imagine it getting really profitable just because bruce spends so much time listening to models bitch at parties. all of their product lines have
unpretty: i’m sure that her marriage was a happy one and i’m not disputing that but do you really expect me to believe that gladys ‘mopsy’ parker, the gladys parker who drew thesethe gladys parker who looked like thisi’m supposed to believe
unpretty-princess: I need feminism because when I was raped as a child, it “didn’t count” because another female child was the perp. I need feminism because when I was raped by my ex boyfriend, it didn’t count because he was my boyfriend. I need
unpretty: this is exactly what i would expect the author of this book to look like
unpretty:i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us
unpretty: ??? oh my god?? this man went from singing fifties hits in gold lamé pants to solving murders with grammar I DON’T KNOW WHERE TO BEGIN WITH THIS HE DISCOVERED HIS TRUE CALLING WHILE DECIPHERING RECORD CONTRACTS THIS IS REALLY INSPIRING
unpretty-princess: sixpenceee: The artist behind this is Arthur Tress. MORE INFO COMMON NIGHTMARES & THEIR MEANINGS Stop that
unpretty:i can’t believe i missed the anniversary of my favorite tweet of all time
unpretty: i want to make a list of movies/books/etc where a major plot point is “mom helps daughter kill a man who hurt her, or at the very least helps her hide the body” but in general that is never what the actual plot is about, so it’s huge
unpretty:these are the first nekonaughey comics i ever saw and they are still the most relatable [original source] [translation source]
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