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“Wait! Tommy! Stop! I think my boobs are growing!” “Damn right they are, Lily, and they’ll get even bigger after I cum inside you. That further activates the drug I’ve been giving you.” “Um, what? I feel like
“So….um, what do you think, little brother? That was way less awkward than I was expecting and I sorta, well, I sorta want to do it again. Do you think you could do what you did to start us off last time? I’ve never had that feel quite
cunt-lapper: “Sis.. um, what are you doing in my bed?” “I’m shit-faced little brother. And before you ask, no, absolutely not, I will not let you stick your cock in me. I don’t think I’m that drunk, so don’t worry. But I can’t guard you
Meet our Big90s summer intern …. um, what’s your name, dear?
SaRenna Lee And Traci Topps re-enact what we all think they do on a Friday night.
bigfishcasinoapp: um- what does the fox say?
Sanguis: This world will b-*poof* Blood: Um what am I doing?
rudixea: What? :oo comasim
snorkypuff: um. so. I’d been pretty invested in the Reverse!Pines AU the past month My version of Reverse Gideon is a lonesome, mild mannered farmer’s boy who isn’t especially good at anything (terrible at solving mysteries) and is very ticklish.
laser-beam-laser-beam: notomorrowgirls: thevinckanator: vintage-aerith: omg-dj-judy: Edward Elric by *updaterequired WOW. MY HEAD JUST EXPLODED. UM WHAT. WHHHAAAAAAAAT I don’t know this anime but my god that arm! everything about this is gorgeous
lunareclipse5: oh-woah: toecruise: send this to ur crush without context OH MY GOD LMAO WHY HAVE I NOT SEEN THIS IN SO LONG Um, what?
shit i was supposed to post this yesterday some folks requested john birthday art; march 31 is kind of a fanon birthday tho? but you know what who cares sherlock is naked i borrowed the phrase on sherlock’s cake from another great birthday fanart
doms-girl: his-submissive-girl: domwithpen: Um. What movie is this? Because wow. Yes. I also need this information. For…erm…reasons. Its called After Sex and came out in 2007….
shesgothreelegs: secretly-freakishly-deviant: ….Um, WHAT IS THERE TO SAY? Yes I Do. Please. Oh my god it’s so big. YES, PUT THAT SHIT IN ME! HARDER, HARDER. No baby come in my mouth. thank you. NOW your turn?
greatleapforwards:um what the hell happened to chandler
dippinfan: um….what??!! Hunky Sexy Yummy Delicious! Want some of him in my bed tonight.
manufacturedsunlight: w4terballoon: um what if you dropped your camera like that would suck it would probably kill someone when it hit the ground tbh Nervoussss
longtitlover: Um what more to say bout this hottie! Just a knock out!
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex: smatter: bey0nd-my-thoughts: paradiseprogram: bye mom This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell. um what you must be new here
twistedthoughtsofmine: That is what your holes are craving for…Huh little whore?!!
theotherbandcomposer: shemale-massage:theotherbandcomposer:Have a shirtless selfie because I’m drunk enough to like my bodyhttp://gravatar.com/prettyshemale um….what?
faggotwbu: d-0nut: 4u-stin: YOU’RE FUCKING DOING IT WRONG omfg ^ um what
ask-doctoreverhart reblogged your post:Project Zomboid is the only game where “I need to… Um… what? In Project Zomboid, you need to drink water to stay hydrated during the zombie apocalypse. After the power and water are shut off, you still
isamukuro: um i like… love how black people are drawn in ‘we bare bears’ ♡
stevenrogered: Do you- do you- do you- do you know what the um…what you…okay. I…I have trouble with- words.
I-I ..um…. I… W-what??
witchlightsands: howling-skies: witchlightsands: off to go see highschoolers ride donkeys while trying to play basketball Um, what??? You heard me
zeroiii: sgstrider: kumagawa: zeroiii: @ straight people: Honestly what the fuck once again the SJWs attack ….logic be my horse, reason my blade…fedora my armor..heterotron activate um. what? you heard the man heterotron activate
jennyatsdcc: “That’s why you didn’t see Katara getting involved in that Civil Warn nonsense. Sometimes you just gotta leave it to the kids!” oh…. um …kay
a while ago @bestingheroes linked me this post and since then i haven’t been able to stop thinking about shiro so um yeah i just. want him to smile. i need him to smile and be happy even for a little while my heart requires it
idgafwhawha: um, whats going on here? ;-)
fuckyeahmorris said: “I could do a ton worse than her”…Wow. Um. What? Rude. Not even in the slightest was that rude? Do you have any idea how many people I could piss off by going, “Oh my God, yes, I want A to come and fuck
atonguetiedwriter: the-modern-typewriter: “I think you need to taste this for me,” the monarch said. They shoved the exquisite cake in their guard’s direction. Their guard blinked. “Um.” “What, you’d rather your monarch be poisoned?”
jettestblack: swdyww: swdyww: almorosa: acolorblue: Chance The Rapper plays the original version of ‘Waves’ he made for Kanye. Kanyes such an idiot Wow this is gorgeous Where can I get this to listen to Beautiful. Um so like where can
“Um, what the fuck are you talking about?”“I’m talking about how I think you would feel so happy if you had a nice thick cock in your mouth.”“Okay, it was clearly a mistake bringing you back to my place. I thought the
thebrokenwingsofcastiel: 99.9% of my sentences start with oh my god yeah no basically wait so yeah like you know oh um what well but That’s a sentence right there
minnymoon1360: doom-exe: decodering: decodering: Redditors design worst volume sliders possible Some of these are genius! ( see reddit / via ) Well, this post went a bit nuts. That last one honestly belongs in hell Um what?
aggressivelyinarticulate: smatter: bey0nd-my-thoughts: paradiseprogram: bye mom This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell. um what ur kinda new here aren’t u
legendofkorraholyshit: Maka Alberon???????? … Um What.?
lollo12589: roach-works: nonasuch: spookytiffany: phantomrose96: Hey um what. What goddamn business did Omashu have having a King?? Like I never really questioned it since it came from such an early Book One still-world-building episode but. Omashu
looksalittlesketchy: titaniumamerican: southpauz: kreuzader: atrociousfubear: myourenjinja: I don’t think he’s ok Um he’ll be fine Glitch space baby We found the ghost-type EeVee About time. What are we calling this evolutuon? Galaxeon?
ackermom: someone asked for it
typette: zeedikay: drcabl3: jessicreep: kittydoom: A Multi-Function Clip That Hides a Toolbox In Your Hair Um yes! I still want to bulk buy these and adonize batch pink. And it would still get stuck in my hair… now THIS is what I’m fucking
When someone tries to explain something to you by comparing it to something else you don’t understand
gayasiangeek: kaneharo: mandaplz: muthafuckinbowlegs: nothing-rhymes-with-ianto: ludwiglicious: acciograntgustin: slorebasket: Banned Cadbury commercial I… um… what the fuck did I just watch What the fuck did I just watch.
naughtywifensubhubby: darkdirtycorner: naughtywifensubhubby: darkdirtycorner: naughtywifensubhubby: But you may always stroke, edge, deny and repeat. Um… what? *gulps* I think you mean to say “thank you,” right piggy? Um… well… thank
mattjosephdiaz: um so stefania ferrariowho is a big body positivity advocate in the modeling communityis like, talking to me in twitter DMs right now? About the possibility of us working together or recording something for youtube? um?what? holy fuck
fuku-shuu: Um…..so guess what series I kind of enjoy a lot right now?? … (っಠ‿ಠ)っ └(￣-￣└)) … Update (January 11th, 2017): New batch has arrived!! The beach poster is GI-GAN-TIC my goodness gracious. Oh god hi I’m Mika and I’m
fuku-shuu: Um…..so guess what series I kind of enjoy a lot right now?? … (っಠ‿ಠ)っ └(￣-￣└)) … Update (January 11th, 2017): New batch has arrived!! The beach poster is GI-GAN-TIC my goodness gracious. Oh god hi I’m Mika and
everambling: What if the four founders hadn’t happened to have such thematically on-the-nose surnames?“While you’re here, your house will be like your family. They are Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff… and Barry.”“Um?”“What? It was one
lavastormsw: nudityandnerdery: safeatlastfromshialebeouf: sunshinesounds: merajaybird: thecakebar: Giant Smores Stuffed Chocolate Chip Cookie (tutorial/recipe) UM. WHAT. What is this gloriousness, I don’t even Holy… OH MY GOD
lesbianmindcontrol: ……. what? um. what?
denyme-allie:83bondage:um what if we are both tied up and gagged and we um.. tried to kiss 😳👉👈
murdershegoat: carol danvers, turning to dust: um what the fuck do you think youre doing dust particles, turning back into her hand: sorry ma’am, our mistake carol danvers: yeah that’s what i fucking thought
bustysister: “So….um, what do you think, little brother? That was way less awkward than I was expecting and I sorta, well, I sorta want to do it again. Do you think you could do what you did to start us off last time? I’ve never had that feel
licquoricebitch: suzy-carmichael: chinostaychinkd: VANESSA FUCKING HUDGENS um what is this i wanna see it omg WHAT is this Sexual Saturday
