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lonbri-dondge: working on stuff. man this Zelda model is fucking annoying, i can’t manipulate it’s arms properly without it going full fucking spaghetti monster on me -.-’ UHM. “HER ARMS†NOT.. ITS ARMS…(im joking dont hit me)Ok for
innocent-domme: moxie-pup: “who’s a good girl moixie?!” *tail wags and stops* uhm. OH ME?! IS IT ME?! Omg good guess :o @moxie-pup is definitely a good girl!
honeythe-elfqueen: give me attention and worship me like I should be or just send a chat or asks ♥️ Uhm excuse me? Explicit? Not even showing my belly button
honeythe-elfqueen: honeythe-elfqueen: give me attention and worship me like I should be or just send a chat or asks ♥️ Uhm excuse me? Explicit? Not even showing my belly button
opricat: person: uhm didn’t you wear that shirt yesterday me: yea but there’s this remarkable invention called the washing machine me: *definitely didn’t wash the shirt*
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: me any time someone tries to show me a meme on facebook or instagram that i already watched die on tumblr: uhm i posted this on both tumblr and twitter, someone stole it, put it on imgur,
ocheano:kelesiia: ocheano:i hate when people ask me who are you dressing for? who are you doing your makeup for? uhm NO excuse me ok i’m dressing and doing my makeup for myself because i want to feel pretty and comfortable in my own skin This needs
auwa: thatfilthyanimal replied to your post: oh my god HELP ME Uhm Aleve 12-hour is excellent for menstrual cramps, its one of the only things that helps me outside of like Vicodin :| It handles pain-killing differently than most pills. IDKKKK good
fuckyeahnygiants: We need that kind of Swagger this weekend This is more like a typical day of me at Rutgers: Me (in Giants gear): HAY GUYSSSSS~South Jersey Kids: Uhm. Okay den.
attract-your-dreams: alexandriasays: chicagoxnative: z0mbies: tranquilinsanitiesx: Uhm Excuse me? What the fuck is this stereotypical bullshit on my dash? Are you kidding me right now? its called a joke, chill. The fuck is this shit wow, i ain’t
littlebrotherkili replied to your post: Could somebody do that thing where they give me a… You and me both… Uhm… Let’s see… What fandom do you want it for? And do you have any requirements? The Hobbit, Marvel, Shingeki no Kyojin, and
mage-chimera-biosaga replied to your post: KARUNA TAN STAHP MY HEARTREBLOG THE CUTES AAAAAU-uh, well, I, uhm… *panics* I DON’T KNOW MY CUTESY CUTESY FEELS ARE KILLING ME TOO PLEASE KEEP ME THE FUCK AWAY FROM RUNE KNIGHTS TODAY OR BAD THINGS HAPPEN.
jerkidiot: castielsteenwolf: jerkidiot: castielsteenwolf: jerkidiot: jerkidiot: does anyone want to see a picture of me rubbing my cock me and my beautiful cock uhm excuse me what the fuck??? I’m known as cock girl around these parts i don’t
dekutree: girl: fuck me daddy me: uhm…ok…m…mommy girl: what the fuck
thefawnqueen: toxikbarbie: Uhm excuse me, who told you that you can remove credit from this photo ?! Let me fix this because some people are just rude. Photography by h-o-l-l-o-w-2-5 i want to be you
jenthefirewalker: Me: *At premiere of Captain America 2 with one of my BFFs* *Credits begin* Me: Guys, guys, guys don’t leave yet. Tumblr says there’s two extra scenes. Don’t. Leave. Random girl sitting beside me b/c extra cramped theatre: Uhm,
asianten: “My face after sex. ‘Cause he just fucked me for 5 minutes and that’s it. Uhm…can someone come finish me off please? 🙄” - anonymous Philippines babe Sucks to be you atm
1. A little bit of both <3 2. I hope you like what you find XD 3.Yes, that’s me XDDDDD 4. I think that is too random. 5. I know, pepsi too. 6. Uhm..my boyfriend chose one for me long time ago, I think it was Nikki Supernova XDDD 7. That’s
paperlybones:i can’t sleep… but maybe if you whispered “good girl” into my ear as you slowly shove your fingers inside me,… and fingerfuck me into a sleepy-needy space.., yeah uhm,,… m..maybe that’d help,,
goodgirlslovegoodinnuendo: funmidwestguy: goodgirlslovegoodinnuendo:Feeling studious… Study with me… *purrrrrrrrs* Pythagorean Theorem…go @goodgirlslovegoodinnuendo You want me to tackle your uhm hypotenuse @funmidwestguy??? *snorts*
storiesofalittle:Me: “Hey daddy…?”Daddy: *typing on keyboard* Yes kitten?Me: “C-c-can we.. um..”Daddy: Can we what kitten? *stops typing, rotates chair and stares at me*Me: “I uhm.. I bought this today daddy” *pulls out pink baby body wash
ocheano: kelesiia: ocheano:i hate when people ask me who are you dressing for? who are you doing your makeup for? uhm NO excuse me ok i’m dressing and doing my makeup for myself because i want to feel pretty and comfortable in my own skin This needs
dekutree: me: fuck me daddy boy: uhm…ok…m…mommy me: what the fuck
ocheano:dimewave:ocheano:i hate when people ask me who are you dressing for? who are you doing your makeup for? uhm NO excuse me ok i’m dressing and doing my makeup for myself because i want to feel pretty and comfortable in my own skin That’s like
ocheano: i hate when people ask me who are you dressing for? who are you doing your makeup for? uhm NO excuse me ok i’m dressing and doing my makeup for myself because i want to feel pretty and comfortable in my own skin
themonstersaysrawr: I need to figure out what I’m wearing tomorrow>.< Irishpriiiide<3 Uhm…I’m a ginger. I’m set ;] (No legit this guy once asked me straight up what part of Ireland I was from. Didn’t talk to me or
madelinewestens: “Also because I was going through all the weight issues then at those times and, uhm. There was a scene where he’s suppose to pull me - it says in the script that he pulls me on his lap and I said, ‘Can I add a line?’ and I went
xxcastingshadows:“They told me I sing “TOO LOUDLY.” Uhm, if I’m not being loud, how will the audience hear me?” (from a musical AU with @riku-eosphorus )
trust-me-im-adoctor: pittsburghdream: trust-me-im-adoctor: ‘Tis the seasonFor seasonal affective disorderAnd back-breaking snow shovellingFa la-la-la-laaaa la-la-la-lame as fuck Shut up its peaceful Uhm… You don’t know what you’re
The Star and the Serpent
kitten-switch:Uhm pls put me on a leash, call me kitten and fuck me til I cry 🥺
blackfemalepresident: me: fuck cops someone: (materializes out of thin air) UHM MY LOVED ONE IS A COP!!!!!! me: fuck them especially
girlslovegoodinnuendo: Uhm come play with me… *coughs* dammit… I meant come play something for me…
unidentified-flailing-object: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: me any time someone tries to show me a meme on facebook or instagram that i already watched die on tumblr: uhm i posted this on both tumblr and twitter,
dekutree: girl: fuck me daddy me: uhm…ok…m…mommy girl: what the fuck LOL THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS
randydave69: brofuck: “My son treats me very well. He gives me massages and… uhm, well, you see yourself.” this is from a VERY hot blog called brofuck! yum!
yourplayersaidwhat: Me, reading my character sheet after almost dying in a fight with a fire dragon, but managing to make it run away because my DM pulled a chekhov’s gun on me, with several high degree burns etc: Uhm… DM? DM: Yeah?Me: I just saw
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