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Jennie Lee (aka. Virginia Lee Hicks) “She was not thin, or skinny, or willowy.. No, she was, uh.. what the sailors used to describe, as: ‘Built like a Brick Sh*t-house’.. She was very well-rounded!..”
beckyloves: UH WHAT, why so attractive?
imintothis: Uh, what’s in there?
So… uh… What was the Towel for?
pardon-my-hardon: “Nod once for yes, or make a circle for uh, … what the … ?”
just-a-woman-from-gallifrey: So uh, what hour is this? Hour 9? New England Weather!!! Personal reblog because its the same outside my house right now XD
scofflawscallawag2: lewdoni: headingsouthart: headingsouthart: Devil guy self reblog because the devil made me do it Reblogged again because, uh, what he said. The devil you know
I don’t know what happened to my original post but here’s an update. So, last week I came home and found this note from my Stepmom. She not only found a box full of her panties but also highlighted all of my internet and download history -
trancedboys: “Okay, sure. We’re up for a challenge. You bet that you can hypnotize us, and if you can’t, we…wow, that light sure is pretttyy…um, uh, what were we talking about—?”
specific-filth: “Uh, what are you guys doing in here?” you ask your wife and her friend awkwardly. “Oh, we are just talking,” she pants, bouncing shamelessly up and down on his dick while he chows down on her nipple.
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im-sirs-princess: Uh, what?
SORRY THIS IS PROBABLY NOT WHAT YOU WERE EXPECTING i don’t even know if this looks all that dubious but i figure anything with moriarty is probably dubious 6A9
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So uh, been playing Drakengard 2 recently. And it is actually a really good game. Much much better than the dynasty warriors/legend of zelda clone I had it figured for. Got Raidou Kuzunoha Vs. The Soulless Army coming in a few days, and I plan on buying
lovethegirlcock: onthekneesnow: Pegging porn violates the long-standing taboo against male anal eroticism and breaks the rules of a conventional phallic-based sexual regime. Uh…what?????
lmao… This is exactly what I’m afraid is gonna happen every time I see one of these practical jokes on TV… I mean… fuck… hahahahaha. Poor kid though. Hope she lived….
Hi! My name is Cool Anon #24601! I like what that other anon did by posting a submission arc, so I decided to too! It’s not very long, in fact, only five parts! Introducing the Night Blogger Mini-Arc! The blue text is Night Blogger Steven. The green
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ze-pie:Uh so remind me to never make another vent post on twitter ever again lol them mfs are ridiculous HELLO??? ?? ????
omo13: um i don’t even….uh…what….like i can’t… beautiful.
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nastacula: I guess this is my persona??? I don’t really know how these things work but I’ve wanted to make one for a while. The thing next to the name was me and a friend goof'n around. Uh, what do I do next?!? Feel free to draw me if you wanna.
iamatrashfan:salmon95: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ahahahahahaha throw this here If you guys don’t know what this is all about pls refer to this post I DRAW THIS LAST NIGHT BUT INTERNET IS CRAPPY, HERE’S THE SMUT SCENE //run away and hides
gibbarts:Borderline NSFW but also like? Idk please just help me In the beginning yoi was so hard for me to get into but. guess wHAT GUYS
nsp-against-ddlg: nsp-against-ddlg: Hey uh WHAT THE FUCK. “Don’t tell anyone about me I’m a secret” REPORT HIM IMMEDIATELY, HE IS ACTIVELY TRYING TO GROOM ME. –Arin @softanti @report-a-predator @fnaf-against-cgl @feferi-hates-pedos Guys
trashfirefallon: Me: Pico, which one’s your car?Nico: oh you know. The tarus with the baby headMe: uh what? Car:
yuushishio: aitaikimochi: Uh…what is this anime about again? It’s about skating…S.K.A.T.Ea.k.a doing many beautiful action on ice.I need to write down or I will forget lmao.
scottwgun: New favorite! Uh what!? Muse from MetArt
onthesmallside: “Uh, what? Were you expecting more?”
thatsreallyproblematic: loli-ass: things i didnt want to see today on netflix:jonha hill going down on a girl Uh, what were you watching? lol Its that crappy movie where he babysits kids and runs from a drug dealer.
dadchaser63: …”OOPS…sorry Dad…uh…what are you doing?…
sydneyandzoe: Nothing! I was … uh … what?
the prey reboot (remake?) was pretty alright too.uh what else… mario + rabbids is pretty good, it’s actually probably the only switch game worth owning. valkyria revolution sucked. tekken seven sucked. uncharted: lost legacy was good. sonic
chaudino said: wait uh what happened nothing. shes just old and cant walk. cant get her to drink either
zelda-pony: Uh? What was that sound?.. (part 3) X3!
askshinytheslime: Mint: Uh, what to do… snow is asleep still :V Yays! :3
asktrixandberry: Trixie: Uh….what just happened? Eeps oo;;
askshinytheslime: Flower: also she has other color then usual. Shiny: uh what color you seen? Flower: Purple! Sh:Whew… Okay thanks sweetie, just careful with that stuff okay? o:
brainy-twilight: Spike: Anyway, going out to eat was a great idea! You have no idea how hard it gets cooking for four people every day! So, uh, what was it you wanted to say? xD Aww, Poor Silvy. :P
ah0yroy: “get in me” uh what?
carriepish replied to your photo: I feel really Jade Puget now. I LOVE YOU. Where are we hanging out tomorrow? I DON’T KNOW. UH. WHAT ARE YOU INTERESTED IN CONSUMING? I LIKE TEA. AND BUBBLE TEA. AND BAKED GOODS.
beroberos: Uh oh it’s suave korra again
vac-laboratory: Some hurt!Tony. Please forgive me IDK what I’m doing. >.<;;;;;;; Now I need Steve to save and comfort him. Anyway I still didn’t watch the new movie, but I’m going to watch it this coming week day! Tony with blue eyes base
triptrippy: whats this “personal space"
whitebeltwriter: anrewhussie: lifeisdisney: apolloseekthestars: darkpassageisnear: disneymom: My mind is blown. UH WHAT Here’s where she meets Prince Charming. But she won’t discoverthat it’s him till chapter three. WHAT! narrows eyes
lifeisdisney: apolloseekthestars: darkpassageisnear: disneymom: My mind is blown. UH WHAT Here’s where she meets Prince Charming. But she won’t discoverthat it’s him till chapter three. WHAT!
just-jake-gyllenhaal: “There was this one moment where Rachel McAdams, who plays my wife in the movie, she didn’t tell me what uh…what undergarments she was going to be wearing. And I started lifting up her dress in the scene and I say in the
skwagger: -shr00ms: sexsatan: gravitysex: gravitysex: Im kissing -shr00ms omg WAIT WHAT OH HAHAHAHHA UH WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT oh my god can you two please date
kiss-meyou-fool: just-jake-gyllenhaal: “There was this one moment where Rachel McAdams, who plays my wife in the movie, she didn’t tell me what uh…what undergarments she was going to be wearing. And I started lifting up her dress in the scene
“Well, you have to admit, seeing two buff dudes grapping is kinda hot,“ Gao said.“Eh,“ Kei shrugged, “I guess.““Uh, what are you doing Gao?“ Shu said as he noticed Gao unbuttoning his shorts.“What? It getting warm in here, I need to
derfurshur: kyronea: themanesex: kyronea: mlp-captions: Uh what? Clearly Twilight is declaring her desire to sire foals with Rarity. Twilight is already talking about what to do after birth. She really gets into her fantasies and she likes to
Part of what I was talking about with Blake’s brasok but what i wanna know is why dont they all wear sports brasmaybe weiss doesnt really need to but i mean, rby definitely have some boobies they need to protect
