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onlynubiles: Hi sweetie! How was…uh… (cough) uh…how was your day? I could use some help with my homework, daddy, if you’re not busy.
xgoldlion: i just uh, died a little. hi baby
samihaunter: Hi I made a uh ‘comic’ sortof but its just a bunch of drawings. I just wanted to draw hot ladies.h..here they are. 8T
suchagoodson: “Hi mom, how are you? Uh…why are you looking at me like that? Is there something you need me to do?
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Surfing lessons dream. Hi, I’m your surf instructor. Uh… dude… aren’t you forgetting something? What? Your wet suit. Oh… no man… those are for the weak. if you want to be one with nature… and ride the waves&
itsnardybaby: mamakamama: unimpressedcats: my christmas presents must be in here somewhere, omg omg is this it? ….. ohh hi mum …. the caught look and him closing the drawer…priceless. LOL i was trying to find the…uh… remote. so, yeaaaaa…
limoncellomusings: “Hi,” * “Um, sure,” * “Hmm … what?” * “I’m listening!” * “No,” * “I’m not smoking,” * “Nope, no wine today,” * “Ok, sure … yeah, uh-huh, bye.” endlslv: new meaning to “calling it in…”
collegespank: The next day, there’s a knock on the door. I’m not expecting anyone, so Justin answers it. “Oh, hi,” he says. “I didn’t realize you’d be back again today. I was just about to go, uh… study, in the living room.” Confused,
Yes, hi, I’d like a combo number 6 with a side of … uh, excuse me, is there a reason you’re staring? I mean, yes, they’re excellent, but-Oh! Well, you should have just said that in the first place. I mean, yeah, it’s completely inappropriate,
Oh, hi, uh … boss. Yeah, I’m at an outdoor cafe, so I’m afraid I can’t talk about any um, private corporate secrets right now.Yeah, I wanted to let you know, that meeting we scheduled today? I’m going to have to reschedule.Yes, I know.
Waltzing into the woman’s house, I was surprised to find her sitting on the counter with her jacket unzipped, clearly expecting me.“Oh, uh… Hi there, Miss..?”“Mrs. Lincoln,” she replied casually, pouring herself a glass of wine. “Would
aqueous-stars: charleewatson: hi guys i can’t believe i have to say this but uh charlie watson (AKA hailee steinfeld’s character) is 17 years old, PLEASE stop making shape of water jokes i’m literally begging you on my hands and knees They’re
gwenswitch: “Hey Hon, what’s with all of the white? I know you wanted to make some changes while I was gone but — Jess?!?” “<Giggle> Hi, baby.” “You look — ” “Yummy! I know!” “I uh …”
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ryuusea: Eren grabs the nearest book at hand and steps up to the new librarian at his desk — Levi, his nametag states. “H-Hi, I’d like to, uh, check out you.” Gray eyes lift and lock on Eren, staring at him, nonplussed. Eren realizes
hopping on the window washer bandwagon because i can’t stop thinking about this fic and i need help
animution11:gluten-free-pussy:I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?”
pickles4nickles: Hi uh I drew a comic with lots of dragons in it. Because.
incestuosity: Mom: Hi, baby. I brought you a present for our fuck-session today. Me: Uh, but, mom, that’s Tammy. That’s my sister! Mom: I know, honey. Isn’t she lovely? Me: Well, uh, I guess? Mom: Guess? Doesn’t she look slutty enough
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sketchy-replies:I uh, don’t really know what to do, but hi! =o Eeee~! Long time since we saw this cutie! :3
Uh so. I’ve gotten a few followers recently and I just wanted to say hi them and say hello again to all of my old followers. Also, I’m wearing the Kili side of my pendant today, which is an event. So uh… hi. (BTW: if we haven’t
Trying to find a way to make a convincing argument to get my chest reduced. “HI YES CAN I GET A CHEST REDUCTION” “Uh well you only have a cyst and even then it’s kind of pea-sized” “YEAH BUT YOU KNOW… IT MIGHT
Uh, wow Hi new followers The hell did you all come from?
master-necromancer-den:Hi, I’m rlly new to tumblr uh…. Here’s some Silly Deathwing art I made, I uh have no idea what’s going on.
snaokidoki:‘Hi I need some cough syrup, I have a bad cough *cough* And a 12-packof-uh-fast-actingGROcaplets.’ Pls. Pharmaplease help her out. It’s the weekend soon.TompJer: pateron.com/snao
panda-capuccino: Hi :) Hope you guys like this one! Some more Sasusaku, uh? Can’t blame me, last chapter comes out this week… Also, I would like to dedicate this one to sakubellies, because she has been a warrior. Hope you like it, and that it helps
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bluwiikoon: Hi friends! I was gonna give myself a bit of a break over the new year/January, but uh… as you may already know, financial difficulties tend to just happen! If you would like your very own custom icon like one of these, for now it’ll
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thelastalespian: So uh. This happened c: I look crazy with my eyes like that. Better pics coming soon. Hi my furry and pet followers ^_^ 😍😍😍😍😍
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Hi peopleso I’ve been working basically 24/7, constantly spinning my wheels doing this or that and just burning myself out and it’s taking a huge toll on me. Not to mention my uh kinda nature kinda has been taken advantage of a bit lately and I’m
goldenpoc: I hate when you was having a good ass convo with somebody but then fall asleep and then when they wakeup they like “hi” or whatever like uh I wanna finish this convo why you saying hi to me lol
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“Hi, Mr. Crude! Since it’s Spring Break, would you do me the honor of breaking me in?” asked Sherry.“Hi, Sherry! Uh, what do you mean?” he asked.“You know… get me ready to do a special project for an ‘A’ or something.”“So,
feliciachiao: Uh. hi. I don’t know. yea. I’m on summer break now (meaning more posts). yaaay.
more and more of my old friends or exes are getting verrry close or have found my bun instagram or this tumblr, currently my old friend is telling me about all these pretty girls he started following and half of them are my mutuals lol uh hi
growingwithgrace:uh hi who is going to hold my head underwater to teach me a lesson when i forget to hydrate?? do i have to do everything myself??
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alyciadubnamcarey: Uh… Hi, Trish.
askthefamilyoflove: [Lapis: What? Garnet: People from my mother’s blog requested to see you. Lapis; Wanted to..see me? Why? Garnet: Dunno. Why don’t you say something to them? Lapis: Well uh..Hi, I guess? Thanks for…wanting to see me?] Lapis:
distantblue-universe: Uh… hi there
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lazybishounen: uh hi was i the only one who actually wanted rin to win? i mean i love haru but i got mad uncontrollable feels for rin plus this boy worked really hard you know? like he actually wants to go somewhere with swimming, he has goals while
barbex: gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner: My favorite is people who send me unsolicited dick pics and then they’re like, “uh, hi? Are you ignoring me?” It’s just so funny to me. Like one minute I’m designing bioreactors and getting published