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Pick up a book once in a while
If you can’t bewilder them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit
Don’t let your fear replace reality
I like the way you think
Inscrutable intelligence
Make an effort instead of a statement
An astute mind
Keep your secrets close tonight
Distance lends enchantment to the view. ~ Mark Twain (Grand Canyon photographed from the International Space Station)
Keep on giggling
And I’ll hear nun of your whining
best-of-memes: Historical Burns
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A press photo from January of ‘45 captures San Francisco Judge Twain Michelsen taking in a local Burlesque show.. He found the performance by Marjorie “Dimples” Sullivan (and another dancer) to be “indecent”.. Fined the producer
atomictiki: did-you-kno: In reference to never using the word ‘very’ when writing, Mark Twain said, “Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very’; Your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should
oilovepg: “The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.” -Mark Twain I don’t care if you use my photos, just accredit me so people know where to find me. iI DO NOT WATERMARK OR FILTER MY PICTURES FOR A REASON… in order to
harrystylesdildo-deactivated201: “The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time.” - Mark Twain
I would give anything to trade places with Sarah Twain’s ho ass in this fantastic Euro gangbang. This bitch gets plowed left and right and takes several loads of cum. Uncut FF goodness at 17:50. Only negative about this one? The Euro bastards
Venus of Urbino by Titian. One of the first unapologetically erotic paintings from post-Classical Europe. Mark Twain thought it was “the foulest, the vilest, the obscenest picture the world possesses.” Times have changed, but this painting
She is a real beauty. She actually reminds me of Shania Twain.
“Tanrı’nın yarattıkları arasında kırbaçla dize gelmeyecek tek bir mahluk vardır. O da kedidir. İnsan kediyle melezlenebilseydi bu insanın hayrına olur, kediyse bu işten zararlı çıkardı.”
nevver: — Mark Twain
talnyz: The finest clothing made is a person’s skin, but, of course, society demands something more than this. ~Mark Twain on We Heart It.
celebritiesuncensored: Shania Twain
sassysexymilf: “Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.” ~ Mark Twain https://sassysexymilf.tumblr.com
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metalkitty251: Sarah Twain Hot hot hot. Boner
playful-nites: witchywebweaving: “While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats.” - Mark Twain This is possibly the most Gorgeous rendition of Jessica Rabbit I have ever seen!
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“Daqui a alguns anos você estará mais arrependido pelas coisas que não fez do que pelas que fez. Então solte suas amarras. Afaste-se do porto seguro. Agarre o vento em suas velas. Explore. Sonhe. Descubra.” (Mark Twain)
Aika Mai and Vanessa Twain in ‘All For You’ at VIPissy.comVanessa decides to surprise Aika with a sexy little gift… something which her lesbian lover won’t otherwise experience - a big black cock. As Vanessa changes into some
Vanessa Twain at WetAndPissy.comPee Pervert Vanessa is quick to paint a darker shade of pink in her pretty pink shorts by peeing into them. Vanessa rubs her wet patch with her fingers… and then tastes her wet fingers before rubbing the sodden mater
Luna Rival and Vanessa Twain in ‘The Game’ at VIPissy.comVanessa wants to play a pissy game with her game girlfriend and has a flogger handy, ready for some domination fun. She towers above her cute girlfriend but it’s Luna who pisses
zodiaccity: “If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.” — Mark Twain
kinghutcreations: Sarah Twain - A Load in Every Hole - Part 2
love-stoned: Mark Twain’s House, Hartford, CT Photo by Frank C. Grace (Trig Photography)
mentalflossr: 10 Things Mark Twain Didn’t Really Say The man who provided us with some of the best quips ever is also one of the most misquoted people of all time.
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Arquímides por Mark Twain
the-walking-dead-art: Holding forth this sword I cut vacuity in twain; In the midst of the great fire, a stream of refreshing rain.
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birdsong-in-the-morning: ”Civilization is the limitless multiplication of unnecessary necessities.” ~ Mark Twain
wewantbalance: Free books: 100 legal sites to download literature The Classics Browse works by Mark Twain, Joseph Conrad and other famous authors here. Classic Bookshelf: This site has put classic novels online, from Charles Dickens to Charlotte Bronte.
•Dαиce como se иiиguém tivesse veиdo…Ame cσmσ se иuиcα tivesse sido mαgoαdσ…Cαиtee cσmσ se niиguém ouvisse…Vivα como se fosse o pαrααiso иα Terrαα…(Mark Twain)
“Algumas pessoas nunca cometem os mesmos erros duas vezes. Descobrem sempre novos erros para cometer.” - Mark Twain
humanoidhistory: Mark Twain inside the lab of Nikola Tesla, 1894.
Mit dem allerersten Fotoset auf meinem Tumblr möchte ich auf eine geschätzte Kollegin hinweisen: AnalBabsi aus Österreich. Viele von euch werden das Masturbationsvideo in der Kirche kennen, mit dem sie berühmt geworden ist und wegen dem sie vor Gericht
bookmania: “The Prince and the Pauper” by Mark Twain. This 1881 novel about a poor boy, Tom Canty, who exchanges identities with Edward Tudor, the prince of England, is at once an adventure story, a fantasy of timeless appeal, and an intriguing example
pornstarsfeetnfacials: feetmakemehard: Twain http://theloveofpornstarsfeet.tumblr.com/
viejaculturafrita: —Mark Twain, Los diarios de Adán y Eva.
mszashley: Many moons since I tried on a dress. Shania Twain feelin like a woman lookin ass >:J
kinghutcreations: Sarah Twain - A Load in Every Hole - Part 2 Dig into her
I always found this woman, talented, but extremely sexy and beautiful.
