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thaddeusmcboosh: “Just hold still, sweetie. We have a few more feet to go before we can call this test successful.” Shrinking scientist. Gee. I haven’t done this shit before have I? A warm-up that turned into a full monty. Mother help me.
livelaughloveatrandom: OH SHIT IS THAT MAMA T I SEE TURNING UP?!?!?!
reisartjunk: I did you some flats and probs messed up the hair Holy fucking shit, you turned a dumb sketch into something that actually looks good. I love it, thank you!
lilyliveredlittlerichboy: fatphobia affects thin people too you know, because it turns out that up to 40% of thin people have really poor metabolic health because they keep eating like shit and cus they’re not gaining weight they think they’re totes
reisartjunk: I did you some flats and probs messed up the hair Holy fucking shit, you turned a dumb sketch into something that actually looks good. I love it, thank you! <3 <3 <3
yowulf: “I can’t hear anything the translator’s saying, where’s the volume on this thing?Ah, there you go. *turns volume up to 100%*That’s much bett—HOLY SHIT.Alright, Andrew, just put the thing down and be cool, no one saw it.” ohmygod
darukachai: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: 0hmycas: Basically my theory is that people magically turn 50% hotter when they look beaten up and dirty exhibit A Exhibit B we need to have a talk holy shit
“I can’t hear anything the translator’s saying, where’s the volume on this thing?Ah, there you go. *turns volume up to 100%*That’s much bett—HOLY SHIT.Alright, Andrew, just put the thing down and be cool, no one saw it.”
plasticiv: I’m pretty trash at chargers. While learning to use the Splatterscope, I got matched up with a teammate that would go ape shit on every squid I pointed my laser at. It was amazing. Support me on Tapastic! Turn off ad blocker ♥
doublevforvictory: blackpussyprincess: doublevforvictory: blackpussyprincess: whitegirlsaintshit: I TOLD YALL SHE BE TURNING NIGGAS INTO VEGANS AND SHIT i need to learn her ways. i wanna have the power to do this to men. Lmao bring up that Garvey
sir2u: domnator: That’s a whole lot of beef to get in your mouth. you know, when you first decided to be all open and shit about being a fag, I thought it was gonna completely fuck up things with us…turns out accepting you for the cocksucking homo
theuppitynegras: ghdos: imsoshive: karamellegal: imsoshive: I saw a flyer for a church revival that said “Turn down for what. Getting turnt up for Christ.“ i shit you not. I really need church people to stop the madness.
Black men stay coming up with disrespectful, derogatory phrases to talk about women that THEY ARE FUCKING. But the minute a woman turns them down she gets called out of her name as well. Whether you fuck with them or not, you still don’t mean shit
and i have the shortest fuse and the smallest thing can turn me up to a thousand degrees. lol my attitude is absolute shit, and i feel like i’m entitled to act this way, even though i’m really not. but i’m hardheaded and refuse to change that quality
“I can’t hear anything the translator’s saying, where’s the volume on this thing?Ah, there you go. *turns volume up to 100%*That’s much bett—HOLY SHIT.Alright, Andrew, just put the thing down and be cool, no one saw it.”
hlrnsfw: something that was supposed to be a warm-up doodle but turn into a full shit. Duncan always do the trick to get me out of a art-block :3
lepreas: notsufferingfrominsanity: cakeandotheredibles: What if you wake up one day and it turns out you’re just a bottle of salad dressing what the fuck is that prehistoric shit
fagformen: Shit dude you really are a fuckin faggot… this true…. you say here in your diary that all you can think of is cock, in your mouth, up your ass…. kinda turns me on to think of using you like my little bitch….
thebigandthebeautiful: Alright, what the shit is this?! This is obviously a scan of an old photo, I’m talking early 1990′s or before. An image search turns up absolutely nothing, it seems to be a lone photo. The most insane part is that nothing here
fill-me-up-blr: I have a thigh fetish…I think. Shit like that^^ turns me in like no other.
strivingking: When shawty say that “make me ;)”, shit gets real lol like *heavily flirting* Her: *makes fun of me* Me: Shut yo ass up lol Her: Make me ;) but Wait hold on…. *turns around, takes call* Me: *whispers, looking at her from behind*
“I can’t hear anything the translator’s saying, where’s the volume on this thing?Ah, there you go. *turns volume up to 100%*That’s much bett—HOLY SHIT.Alright, Andrew, just put the thing down and be cool, no one saw it.” hehehehehehehehehehehehehe
twofingerswhiskey: lepreas: notsufferingfrominsanity: cakeandotheredibles: What if you wake up one day and it turns out you’re just a bottle of salad dressing what the fuck is that prehistoric shit
voodoomooncakes: mila-kun: Art is hard and you never cease to learn something new everyday. There is no artist that hasnt encountered a wall, dont turn around, climb it. Believe you can. what the shit is up with this like the message is solid but i
unrepentantpervert: Thank fuck for Miley Cyrus’ fucked up adolescence and whatever else turned her into the idiot slut she is today. She’ll probably find God or some shit and get past her “wild phase,” but with any luck that won’t happen until
spoopyshattery said: this day isn’t going so well for you is it :cno it started off horrible with waking up choking cause my hallway fan was turned off while they were frying shit and it stuck in my roomand now he buys this veggie lasagna meal that
0lightsource: jack-aka-randomboobguy: 0lightsource: I’m done. OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY? Ok ok I guess it’s my turn to draw some thing fucked up. CUZ YOUR SHIT WAS THE FIRST ONE I SAW AND I SAID I WOULD TO THE FIRST IDEA THAT COMES NO MATTER HOW
