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turing-tested: turing-tested: im gonna take this moment and do something I’ve been meaning to for a while now I’d like to clear the air and clarify my stance because I know a lot of you are probably wanting to know this too, so here it is i don’t
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turing-tested: turing-tested: My name is Hal Strider, I’m a 21 year old mentally ill transmasc, and as of a couple weeks ago I became unemployed. Since the loss of my mother’s mobility recently (along with our only source of income) I’m in a
turing-tested: turing-tested: this pride month on top of calling out transphobia and homophobia from your communities, please do the same for serophobia, which has historically gone hand in hand with thousands of LGBT people’s deaths. for clarification,
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turing-tested:turing-tested:remember when the media tried to paint kristen stewart for being awful and horrible by ‘cheating’ on robert patterson with a much older man who happened to be the director of a movie she was in and therefore her
turing-tested:turing-tested:breaking bad ratatouille “I don’t know how to cook meth….but you do” but also idk how a rat could control walter white bc he’s bald
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turing-tested:indoorvoices:turing-tested:“tell me what these squigglie lines mean! transcribe these runes!” “which of these pictures has a bus” every day on the internet i am forced to interact with captchas and im SICK of itCranky
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turing-tested: turing-tested: turing-tested: i keep thinking about the homestuck timeline of events and how john literally fucking made all the human babies. john was physically in the room when his best friend was born john was in the same room as
