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harmonicstupidity: gnarlygnat: one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed
transastaroth: epicboners: kinglnthenorth: thealoofnightowl: feministcatlady: thesherlockednerdfighter: What the actual fuck These people exist. What the fuck just… just fuck off america The hell is wrong with you, America. *tour guide voice*
your-cheapasian-love: Best kind of tour guide!
leepace: [tour guide voice] and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything
gnarlygnat: one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed
wizened-beanie-baby: kairos89: yikes Hey remember how in the show Joo Dee is replaced by Joo Dee 2.0 who’s another brainwashed tour guide with the same general demeanor and anyway at first I thought some petty Amazon employee was referencing that
w-ayfinder: [tour guide voice] and to your left you can see that the kingdom fandom is literally foaming over kh3 what the fuck
penfairy: amimijones: penfairy: our exit signs are green in Australia and as someone who works as a tour guide in spooky buildings, let me tell you if those places were awash in an ominous red glow instead of a comforting green I’d be a lot less
nsfwkevinsano: Patreon reward for AnjunekoThe BEST SDCC tour guide < |D’‘‘‘
oasiscommander51: Steven would make a good tour guide if he wasn’t constantly being attacked by gem creatures :) this is a true cross over! <3
I’m wondering if I’m ~Tumblr famous enough to try and get people to donate money to me. Because replacing the contents of my wallet is going to cost me about 100 dollars. I have a job. But I’m a fucking tour guide and that’s
foreverchildblog: There are three people from three different places in New Jersey on my blog right now hi guise, whats goin on Fun fact: I’m an official tour guide of New Jersey.
foreverchildblog: donnerdont: foreverchildblog: There are three people from three different places in New Jersey on my blog right now hi guise, whats goin on Fun fact: I’m an official tour guide of New Jersey. thaT is pretty neat! like…of
My boss keep cryptically saying “You better keep in touch when you leave.” It’s pretty common for tour guides to interview and get jobs as admissions counselors. So it’s possible that she wants to recommend me for something like
a man grabbed my jacket and forced me into it today????? I was so pissed, because I was at work and I couldn’t kick him apart. I don’t give a fuck if I’m your tour guide, don’t fucking touch me.
resultsofpubliceducation: kateyfeltfree: nezua: hardcoregurlz: Slave gravesite in New York City “SOMETHING YOUR TOUR GUIDE MIGHT NOT TELL YOU: The heart of NYC’s Financial District is built on a huge 18th century African Burial Ground. Some
starsovergallifrey:[tour guide voice] and if you look to your left, you’ll see the Doct– aaaand, he’s gone.
oasiscommander51: Steven would make a good tour guide if he wasn’t constantly being attacked by gem creatures :)
221b-impalatardis: tinkerpunzel: lokisleathersuit: on april fools day we should all change our icons to this The post that started it all *tour guide voice* and directly ahead you can see the origins of what is now known as the Mishapocalypse
slcywalker:*tour guide voice* and if you look over to the left, you can see the yu-gi-oh fandom losing their shit and probably foaming at the mouth right now.
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bottleneck6789: So here’s the excursion I booked last week in Mexico. I forgot 2 get the tour guides names but he was MAGNIFICENT!!! Went thru all the peeks and valleys. #rebookexcursion
lovelydomination: wocinsolidarity: kateyfeltfree: nezua: hardcoregurlz: Slave gravesite in New York City “SOMETHING YOUR TOUR GUIDE MIGHT NOT TELL YOU: The heart of NYC’s Financial District is built on a huge 18th century African Burial Ground.
your-cheapasian-love: After the fall of Japan to the western powers, the Japanese tourism industry changed to cater for the influx of western tourists. First, only the best looking were selected to be tour guides. Secondly, hotels also changed their
darkjez: Girl Holding Sign That Reads… SOMETHING YOUR TOUR GUIDE MIGHT NOT TELL YOU: The heart of NYC’s finance district is built on a huge 18th Century African Burial Ground. Some 419 Africans were discovered in 1991, a large portion women and
flashingchallenge: The wife flashing with the tour guide, on top of a lighthouse. While I was taking the pic, a couple came from the other side and the husband said “WOW”, lol. SunloversflSubmission 1,249: http://sunloversfl.tumblr.com/Dare:
takemebreedme: I hadn’t planned on getting pregnant. It was the summer before my senior year of college and as a present to myself, I took a trip to Ireland. My tour guide, a handsome, scruffy man named Padric, was helpful in the extreme; he showed
destinyrush: What your tour guide doesn’t tell you Wow
hypnoswriter: “It’s Doctor Smith,” she reminded the tour guide. He nodded, waving off her objection as he continued to lead her into the research lab. Doctor Rebecca Smith scowled, glaring daggers at the man. It was her recommendation that could
kathereal: lovelydomination: wocinsolidarity: kateyfeltfree: nezua: hardcoregurlz: Slave gravesite in New York City “SOMETHING YOUR TOUR GUIDE MIGHT NOT TELL YOU: The heart of NYC’s Financial District is built on a huge 18th century African
darkmagyk: So, I just wrote that big thing on ‘progressive’ white America’s modern view of the chattel slavery of African Americans, and I have deiced, on behalf of all white people, we need to stop lying to each other. Teachers, tour guides,
laydiexskull: Hi, my name’s Kida! I’ll be your tour guide for the day! Atlantis is p cool, lemme show you around!I’m pretty sure that’s how the movie went. FB IG
nezua: hardcoregurlz: Slave gravesite in New York City “SOMETHING YOUR TOUR GUIDE MIGHT NOT TELL YOU: The heart of NYC’s Financial District is built on a huge 18th century African Burial Ground. Some 419 Africans were discovered in 1991, a large
spoopyangelsandhunters: bbboootttyyy: If you aren’t following Cas’ Trench coat on twitter you are living life wrong *tour guide voice* and if you look directly to your left you see the Supernatural Fandom spiraling into insanity and denial
gtfodana: puddingin221b: *tour guide voice* And to your left you’ll see the Sherlock fandom having a meltdown And to your right, you’ll see the melted remains of the Doctor Who Fandom.
albinokiwi47: zuzuhiddles: supernaturalapocalypse: 221b-impalatardis: tinkerpunzel: lokisleathersuit: on april fools day we should all change our icons to this The post that started it all *tour guide voice* and directly ahead you can see the
vivalaglamourpuss: kateyfeltfree: nezua: hardcoregurlz: Slave gravesite in New York City “SOMETHING YOUR TOUR GUIDE MIGHT NOT TELL YOU: The heart of NYC’s Financial District is built on a huge 18th century African Burial Ground. Some 419 Africans
god-knows-even-nerdy-angels-fall: rodneykong: i want my dick in a museum after i die *tour guide voice* and to your left you have the world’s smallest penis. take a look folks, and feel free to use these magnifying glasses
jantoni0: When your tour guide in London asks you if you want to see the real Big Ben.
darklife469: Being a tour guide had some great benefits.
sosocheeky: Tour guide!
wtfneptune: still-not-a-cat: Quoting vines in Rome to see who responds. So far we have: In the Colosseum, a tour guide was talking about who sat where and when they mentioned that the emperor and some other guy sat in one place, I said “And they
mvninn: Don’t worry… I haven’t gone away, you know… I’m your tour guide!
veddieeddie: cornellingus: eddie-vedder-is-god: What’s he doin? *tour guide lady voice* and if you look just straight ahead you will see eddie vedder showing us just how grunge he is, by not brushing his hair. stone doesn’t have to deal with
bromoatl: My tour guide has a hairy cock!
straponseduction: Aiden Starr breaks Bastian Daniels’ pride through chastity teasing and pegging Bastian Daniels thought he was irresistible to all women. He got a job at Kink’s Armory as a tour guide and he could not stop himself from making passes
aieaguy: Traditional garb for Egyptian tour guides…
foulsongfire:likedbyfrank:The tour guide was popular with certain limited interest groups
twitterthecomic: The hills have eyes The hills have 4 heads The hills are a mountain actually Welcome to Mt Rushmore im your tour guide. — luke (@internetluke) June 30, 2013
dicksp7jr: not-safe-for-earth: zuzuhiddles: supernaturalapocalypse: 221b-impalatardis: tinkerpunzel: lokisleathersuit: on april fools day we should all change our icons to this The post that started it all *tour guide voice* and directly ahead
the-superwholock-avenger: themustachedwaffle: andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels: hi-john-im-alive: One way Or another I’m gonna meetcha I’m gonna *tour guide voice* if you look to your right you’ll see a relic from the event known simply
squided: I have eaten sand before because I was in a cave and the tour guide guy said the sand was edible so I ate it but like I never found such thing as “edible cave sand” online so I think it was probably just normal sand but I’m still not quite
crystaldunn: “My impression of a tour guide in New Zealand dealing with Americans”
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![starsovergallifrey:[tour guide voice] and if you look to your left, you’ll see the Doct– aaaand, he’s gone.](https://31.media.tumblr.com/21b105e597105c3c296bd9c7077450cd/tumblr_otpb9gxEYc1qix6alo3_250.jpg)
![leepace: [tour guide voice] and to your left, you can see me, ruining everything](https://69.media.tumblr.com/a8722e696c96fa6f4dd70f54f02fd03d/f0f184b63335e2c6-da/s512x512u_c1_f1/31a63b90b910e2bee68139440dda289818bd205b.gif)
