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mymodernmet: When a vet, Dr. Carsten Plischke, discovered that Blade the tortoise was unable to walk due to a growth disorder, he used his son’s LEGO bricks to build a mini “wheelchair” to help the little tortoise roll around while his limbs
yoheezy: frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals are you telling me the fastest man in the
i saw a millennial ignore a friendly tortoise who need help crossing the street. when i confronted him, he said “who needs turtles when you have iphone apps.” reblog if you would help the friendly tortoise
did-you-kno: The first living things to orbit the moon weren’t humans, but tortoises. In September of 1968, the Soviet Union launched a probe into space with a pair of tortoises inside. After a week, they landed back on Earth safely and showed no signs
coolthingoftheday: kamenrideraqua: coolthingoftheday: Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015. he looks great, what’s his secret Dermatologists HATE him
awkwardsituationist: a three ounce baby galápagos tortoise and its 564 pound mother. it will take thirty years for the baby to grow as big as the mother. galápagos tortoises are the longest lived of all vertebrates, with average lifespans of more than
aspidelaps: Baby tortoises aaaa! I think these are greeks? Not too sure, I don’t really work with young tortoises at all, but gosh gosh GOSH cuties lookitem pickin at the seed mix kiss them all
mulishmusings: reptilefacts: How Tortoises Respond To Touch It is widely known that dogs and cats respond well to human touch, but what about other animals? This was the question that inspired the Smithsonian to investigate whether or not tortoises
appel-likes: jacknurse: did-you-kno: Diego the 100-year-old Tortoise was once part of a critically endangered species. 50 years ago, there were only 2 male and 12 female Galapagos giant tortoises on Espanola, the only island where they live in
MY BESTIE IS GOING TO BE LIVING WITH A TORTOISE NEXT YEAR. THAT MEANS I GET TO PLAY WITH A TORTOISE NEXT YEAR.
thedailywhat: Sing-Along Song of the Day: Is that a turtle or a tortoise? Parry Gripp to the rescue. [parrygripp.] Oh my God. I’m going to write songs about turtles and tortoises and feature Shelly in them. Okay, Caroline?
nationalpost: RIP, George: Lonesome George, the last La Pinta giant tortoise, dies in the Galapagos Islands Lonesome George, the last remaining tortoise of his kind and a conservation icon, died on Sunday of unknown causes, the Galapagos National Park
chalkandwater: Lonesome George (c. 1912 - June 24, 2012) was the last Pinta Island Tortoise in existence. His subspecies was wiped out by invasive feral goats who devastated the native vegetation, leaving nothing for the tortoises to feed on. Found to
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thegreenwolf: currentsinbiology: Baby Tortoises Show Up In The Galapagos For The First Time In Over A Century There hadn’t been one single baby tortoise sighting in more than a century on the Galapagos Island of Pinzon, until a small group of the
nemfrog:“European pond tortoise (left) and Iberian water tortoise (right).” Cambridge natural history. VIII. Amphibia and reptiles. 1909.
ghostofwhat:jaubaius: This tortoise loves shower time! The Radiated Tortoise is known for this “dancing” behavior during periods of heavy rain in its native range (dry areas of southern Madagascar). Keep reading
ultrafacts: After considerable explorations in South America, the Beagle reached the Galapagos Islands in September 1835. Darwin was fascinated by such oddities as volcanic rocks and giant tortoises. He later wrote about approaching tortoises, which
creppypizza: creppypizza: MY MOM SENT ME THIS PICTURE OF MY TORTOISE AND I AM SCREAMING. HE FOUND THE CERAMIC TORTOISE. OH MY GOD. STANLEY NO! YOU ARE STILL A CHILD! STOP THAT!
popsci: On May 23, 2000, the nonprofit American Tortoise Rescue established @WorldTurtleDay, to “help people celebrate and protect turtles and tortoises and their disappearing habitats around the world.” The obvious question is why an organization
gallusrostromegalus:marraphy:esperantoauthor:blog-carmex:rattle-my-stars:myusersnamegoeshere::he was in the fridge!!!ovbiously this person has done so much research and cares about their tortoise so much but…. the mf idea of having a live tortoise
allcreatures: The adventures of Tank the Tortoise: Tank is a Hermann’s Tortoise and he’s about 4 months old. He has a brother who’s even teenier and tinier than he is. He was left to the U.K.’s Paradise Wildlife Park by their former head of
frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals
just-shower-thoughts: The moral of the Tortoise and the Hare shouldn’t be “slow and steady wins the race.” The Tortoise only won because the Hare kept getting distracted. The moral should instead be “stay on task.”
flowisaconstruct: coolthingoftheday: kamenrideraqua: coolthingoftheday: Johnathan the tortoise in 1900, and the same tortoise again in 2015. he looks great, what’s his secret Dermatologists HATE him One trick older men use to look younger
automatonic-absinthe: vastderp: thegestianpoet: rhamphotheca: Galapagos Giant Tortoise Has Baby at 70! Becoming a mother at 70-years-old doesn’t present a problem - for a Galapagos giant tortoise. Nigrita produced her baby a few weeks ago at Zurich
rhamphotheca: A young Parrot-beaked Tortoise (Homopus areolatus) aka Common Padloper, threatened, that we encountered at a breeding facility in South Africa, while working on conservation programs for the Critically Endangered Geometric Tortoise. (via:
frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals Ehmmm *fastest slow animal
frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals Is that Chris Pratt in the background??
frog-and-toad-are-friends:yoheezy: frantzfandom: awisemanoncesaidnothing: Usain Bolt posing with his winning tortoise at a tortoise race are you telling me the fastest man in the world spends his free time racing slow ass animals are you telling me
scalestails: milliondollarnigga: boredpanda: World’s Most Patient Pet Owner Walks His Giant Tortoise Through Streets Of Tokyo Master Roshi himself Reblogging because this tortoise has a pretty decent shell instead of extreme pyramiding I always
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