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sleazy-dirty-dads-rape-sons: Son, today you learn how to fuck a man
getsuswet: farelcat: … And, sadly, today I learned a valuable lesson about buying sports bras online… Illianna
beggingtocum: Hairy French stud Wilfried Knight has experience as a top but he knows that to really dish it out you need to experience it from the other side. He’s here today to learn such a lesson. In leather, he’s tied up to a pillar and blindfolded.
Happy jackin! Today I learned what tribbing is.lmao yes…
moewave: Today I learned about 20 different meanings of the word ” Baka “
archiemcphee: We already know that reading is awesome, but today we learned that cats enjoy reading too. In Pennsylvania the Animal Rescue League of Berks County has a wonderful program called Book Buddies that invites children in grades 1-8 to visit
indeedy: Today she learned that her neighbors husband has a very large and tasty cock!
mistomaxo: ghostdaddotcx: Today I learned German Shepherds are a lie made up by lazy people who own filthy dogs nooo
keepingher: Today she learned that, after spending the night in a cramped space, it’s less painful to stay in than to come out.
melissasdirtydiary: I had been with men before my husband and I had an one night affair a couple of times but today I learned that an afternoon with my daughter would satisfy me more than any man had in my entire life
archiemcphee: Today we learned that attaching fireworks to a small quadcopter drone and taking long-exposure photos as it flies around gets you right into the Department of Luminous Light Painting. That’s exactly what professional concert photographer
suicidegirls: Sexy Brazilian SuicideGirl Luiza is into Jack Daniel’s, video games and zombies. Join today to learn more about her: http://suicidegirls.com/join beautiful
getsuswet: Hello fellow GUW girls! Today I learned how to put watermarks on GIFs, so if you’d like me to help you with that I can! I can either teach you using GIMP or make them for you for 50 cents a piece. xoxo♥
So I found a cockatiel today. lil guy’s wings were clipped. So I took him homeMy niece named him Jasper
kairaanix: Hello, I’m Twilight Sparkle and today I learned how to not be a monster.Dear princess GlaDOS, I will spread test all over the village and testing rest of the subject. Your faithful subject03 now this is cool
Dear Princess Celestia, I’m thankful for all the birthday wishes, of course… But… today I learned to never let FlutterRex near Vinyl’s mixer. That twisted pony must be sick in the head, no offence. I asked him politely to make
tusks-and-tonics: horrorinthegraveyard: ouijubell: halftruthsandhyperbole: Today I learned Free Audiobooks and Ebooks on OVERDRIVE. Free Graphic Novels (DC, Marvel, Image, etc), Music, TV shows, and music on HOOPLA. Free music that you can KEEP
beckyhop: iwilleatyourenglish: today i learned that, when Jared Leto sent Margot Robbie a live rat as a part of his rude, bullshit “method acting” fo Suicide Squad, she was scared but still refused to abandon or harm the rat. she overcame her initial
Working on new portrait lighting today. Also learned that the Photoshopped version of myself is basically what I would look like if I slept more, moisturized, exfoliated, and stayed out of the sun.
arachnospooky: blackbearmagic: edderkopper: Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever. The electric eel at my aquarium has a voltmeter attached to his tank,
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biggrumpybunny: Today we learned that electric blankets are NICE.
Yall im so hype todays my last contract day at my fulltume job of 9 months, im mainly just proud of myself for staying the entire contract cause i legit almost quit a couple times lol take that adhd
mundanemagpie: today i learned that mountain lions meow and it sounds RIDICULOUS
campyvillain:soooo today i learned that back in the early 90s, coca cola tried making this thing called “ok soda” as a marketing stunt to beat out pepsi since they had way more of a hold on the “younger/rebellious” generation at the time, and
analog-machine: kimmycup:redbuddi: spiritsonic: a-dumb-bitch-apparently: angelicdevil: mentethemage: saltcircle555sarah293204: 997: and she picked just the right song whhat the f today I learned you could figure skate on roller blades This
zueyn: bumlingars: today i learned why we think we look good in mirrors but not in pictures. in the mirror, your perception is opposite and your face looks different whereas in pictures, your features are exactly how you appear to others. so i really
thechamberofsecrets: earlier today i was thinking about the thousands of girls who post videos on youtube reviewing makeup and talking about their fav products and making tutorials and how no girl has ever once done it just to impress men like literally
Goddess #TessaKuragi By @millicenthailes “Shot @tessa_kuragi today. I learned #shibari. 👐 @scarlett_burton”
morice: blaineheavenanderson: thesmallestactofkindness: Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new: If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world.
hachixlenore:hachixlenore:Today I learned that I need to chill the hell out cause I looked at all of these and was like “oh they’re small!” @_@ sharkybits said: That’s why. .. you use more than one! Hahahabless u sharky x33333 They call it an
oddballwaterfall: emilianadarling: holy fuck you guys after years of being vaguely confused when I came across the measurement “a stick of butter” in recipes, today I learned that in the United States they sell butter in these skinny stick things:
sarroora: consultingsonic: mundanemagpie: today i learned that mountain lions meow and it sounds RIDICULOUS myeeehh I burst out laughing so hard and screamed for my sis to come watch it
thelilnan: clockworkjerk: mytinygayitalianson: poshxspice: subject13fringe: montypythonandtheholyblog: today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance
otto-mandias: otto-mandias: today i learned about a danish physician named Ole Worm who disproved the theory that lemmings mated in the clouds and fell from the sky
iwilleatyourenglish: today i learned that, when Jared Leto sent Margot Robbie a live rat as a part of his rude, bullshit “method acting” for Suicide Squad, she was scared but still refused to abandon or harm the rat. she overcame her initial fear
meanoldhag: pikestaff: ouijubell: halftruthsandhyperbole: Today I learned Free Audiobooks and Ebooks on OVERDRIVE. Free Graphic Novels (DC, Marvel, Image, etc), Music, TV shows, and music on HOOPLA. Free music that you can KEEP on FREEGAL You are
rhyssskrispies: Today I learned Mac has a program like MS Paint and im a sucker for shitty art programs soooooo I drew my girl :>
runwithskizzers: kheyjin: today i learned fish can be dicks i am laughing so hard that white fish is such a piece of shit and i love it fishdicks
adjust-my-sails:I wrote some twirls today
belligerentbagel: thoughtportal: Happy Labor Day. Today I learned about probably the first strike to happen IN SPACE. “We would never work 16 hours a day for 84 straight days on the ground, and we should not be expected to do it here in space.“
mentalisttraceur:So today I learned that it is technically possible for a person in the US to order insulin online from Canada without a prescription.And that it costs less than the copays/deductibles that many US insurance policies will charge along
monobeartheater: arachnescurse: Today I learned that the Curiosity sang itself ‘Happy Birthday’ on its year anniversary of being on Mars. All alone. Hundreds of thousands of miles from anyone or anything. Guys I am depressed over robots now. oh
misterwonderlandswonderland: Welcome to your daily lesson. Today we learn how to not loose eye-contact while sucking Daddy’s cock.
vrabia: today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.
edderkopper: arachnospooky: blackbearmagic: edderkopper: Today I learned that cuttlefish experience REM sleep, and that it makes their skin flash random colors. This is the cutest thing ever. The electric eel at my aquarium has a voltmeter attached
evilsmurfnope: improbablecarny: Today I learned that Colonel Sanders of delicious crispy chicken fame was not a military colonel but a Kentucky Colonel Though way back in the day Kentucky Colonels did have some manner of involvement in military, it
betteroffdeaddesigns: spookyloop: anaisnein: Today I learned that the university of Coimbra in Portugal has a great 18th-century library, the Biblioteca Joanina, that maintains a colony of bats to effectively control the population of paper-eating
carnival-phantasm: bluesteelstan: today I learned the Avengers’ Chinese nicknames and now I’m crying “Iron Can is the most tsundere superhero.” – The chinese, apparently.
thesylverlining: infernalpume: darkfrog24: schizoauthoress: Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire
dancinglikeahippogriff: yeahiwasintheshit: tusks-and-tonics: horrorinthegraveyard: ouijubell: halftruthsandhyperbole: Today I learned Free Audiobooks and Ebooks on OVERDRIVE. Free Graphic Novels (DC, Marvel, Image, etc), Music, TV shows, and music
politijohn:politijohn:Today I learned the IRS doesn’t audit rich people because it’s too much work. Americans owe a cumulative 责 billion in unpaid taxes, enough to completely fund the Department of Ed. for 2 years…Most of this unpaid tax
