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Not everyone is inspired by the same things. But you are my muse, and my words will immortalize the beauty you brought to this world…

halseymedia: I, as a writer, write about people. I can’t write about anything else. Because there’s really nothing more interesting than the people around you and when you’re a writer, you feel a certain responsibility to… I like to say immortalize.

immortal-lord-godsmoke: taint3ed: taint3ed: Ass so fat you just wanna show it off to the world. Dang the notes. I just posted this late last night lmao jesus

f-ingart: Overwhored is a fun RPG that puts you in the role of the Overmind, an immortal man that seeks to brainwash and bang all the women of the world. Three years ago you were slain by a group of mighty heroines, but now you have been revived by

writing-prompt-s: Everytime you fall in love, you lose a part of your soul to the person you love. Everytime someone falls in love with you, you get a piece of their soul. You die when you run out of soul to give. History only knows of two immortals so

jackerlope: “how will i explain gay couples to my children” if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying

iguanamouth: tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”

iguanamouth: tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”

iguanamouth: tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”

jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go “but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks

ivyspinner: dogpu: my-stereo-heart-beats-for-you: blynxee: I wanted to immortalize the best moment in gravity falls on my blog for the love of god please watch this IT’S HEAVENS PUNISHMENT FOR OUR TERRIBLE TASTE IN EVERYTHING If you don’t watch

humanoidshape:“You will die. You will not live forever. Nor will any man or any thing. Nothing is immortal. But only to us is it given to know that we must die. And that is a great gift: The gift of selfhood. For we have only what we know we must lose,

jackerlope: “how will i explain gay couples to my children” if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical flying

I’m pretty much gonna spend the rest of the day making fun of immortal technique. Like that time he shoved you in the lockers and the school janitor mr. lipzweski had to bail you out with bolt cutters.

starshipheartofg-erti: emilociraptor: imagine proposing to someone and they say, “before i answer, you need to know my darkest secret” and then they tell you that they are the author of “my immortal” what would u do Cry sexily

fujiaski: “How will i explain gay couples to my children” If you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical

dragon-x-girl: garashirs:everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal

nikk-mayson: garashirs: everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal bastards

suedescripture: intergalactic-dorks: intergalactic-dorks: Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible Me, as a vampire: oh geez Friend: What’s

mustangsally78:elsodex: bemusedlybespectacled: raptorific: I think the younger you are the more likely you are to be certain My Immortal was written as a joke, partially because it’s the progenitor of pretty much all modern Bad Fanfiction Tropes,

iguanamouth: tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”

girahimu-sama: “Do I have to wear this?” “Sorry, Mister Immortal Thief King, but you’re at the same risk of having your brains spilled over the pavement as the rest of us.” doodle of my post canon babies bout to go for a ride

intergalactic-dorks: intergalactic-dorks: Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible Me, as a vampire: oh geez Friend: What’s wrong Me:

a-small-constellation: If I hadn’t met you my life would’ve been in the darkness forever In my wings are the powers of immortality But by meeting you my whole life has changed You give light to me, hope to me, strength into my life(x)

intergalactic-dorks: intergalactic-dorks: Its nice that we get to die someday. Imagine being immortal and suddenly you remember all the emberassing things you did in the last 2000 years. Horrible Me, as a vampire: oh geez Friend: What’s wrong Me:

jackerlope: “how will i explain gay couples to my children” if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical

iguanamouth: tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”

hobbular: adelicateculturecell: Journey to the Microcosmos: Tardigrades: Chubby, Misunderstood, & Not Immortal Images originally captured by Jam’s Germs Thank you @airyearthgirl for inspiring me to gif these amazing lines reblog if you

jackerlope: “how will i explain gay couples to my children” if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical

fujiaski: “how will i explain gay couples to my children” if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical

iguanamouth: tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”

iguanamouth: tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”

iguanamouth: tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”

bemusedlybespectacled: raptorific: I think the younger you are the more likely you are to be certain My Immortal was written as a joke, partially because it’s the progenitor of pretty much all modern Bad Fanfiction Tropes, so when you read it now

actuallylotor: marsixm: lets make a new trope: gay characters who are actually seemingly impossible to kill to the point that all of their enemies are comically frustrated. functionally immortal gay characters. being gay making you immortal. unkillable

iguanamouth: tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”

shutupandtakemyyen: Dragon Balls SetThrow that Dragon Radar away because you’ve just found the Dragon Balls! Summon Shenron to grant you immortality *inserts evil laughter* or if living forever isn’t your thing you can always wish to bring Krillin

fujiaski: “how will i explain gay couples to my children” if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical

flightyfinch: moveslikejoker: danascullys: tumblr: “550 words to say instead of said” me: do you know what happens……if you’re afraid to use “said”?????? i will not tolerate my immortal being eternally dragged through the mud like this

iguanamouth: tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”

fujiaski: “how will i explain gay couples to my children” if you can explain to your children that an immortal man in a red suit who lives in the north pole travels around the entire world on one night every year on a sleigh carried by magical

flightyfinch: moveslikejoker: danascullys: tumblr: “550 words to say instead of said” me: do you know what happens……if you’re afraid to use “said”?????? i will not tolerate my immortal being eternally dragged through the mud like this

garashirs: everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal bastards whose

wancemcwain: marsixm: lets make a new trope: gay characters who are actually seemingly impossible to kill to the point that all of their enemies are comically frustrated. functionally immortal gay characters. being gay making you immortal. unkillable

jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go “but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks

iguanamouth: tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”

lesbiankiliel: garashirs: everyone in fantasy novels is horny on main for elves and it’s honestly a travesty like why the hell would you want to marry an elf you’ll just spend the rest of your days growing old in the woods with a bunch of immortal

iguanamouth: tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”

bladetiger: apathetic-revenant: you know a lot of actors find a particular niche to inhabit when it comes to their roles but you really gotta hand it to David Tennant for somehow landing the absurdly specific category of “immortals that rebelled against

iguanamouth: tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”

immortal-lord-godsmoke: taint3ed: taint3ed: Ass so fat you just wanna show it off to the world. Dang the notes. I just posted this late last night lmao jesus

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iguanamouth: tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”

iguanamouth: tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”

jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go “but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks

immortal-adolescents: heisntdrunk: So… I know it’s not perfect but I really tried. I just want to thank you for everything. You don’t know me at all, but actually you helped me go through a lot. You make me smile all the time, and all I want

makaveli-immortalized: “Fuck you to the San Francisco Police DepartmentFuck you to the Marin County Sheriff’s DepartmentFuck you to the F.B.IFuck you to the C.I.AFuck you to the B-U-S-HFuck you to the AmeriKKKaFuck you to all you redneck prejudiced

jaclcfrost: jaclcfrost: the real secret to immortality? not dying. you want to be immortal? ok. easy. just don’t die. that’s it. refuse to die. there you go “but how” you may ask. easy. just don’t do it. refuse to. say no thanks

iguanamouth: tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”

iguanamouth: tried to explain to the seven year old i babysit that being immortal would actually be awful because eventually everyone you know would die and you would be alone and he was like “good”

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