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nicevagina: to be fair to the guy you gotta have donkey kong balls to ask for beyonce’s kik #respect
‘i mean, maybe. it could have been someone else pretending to be a whale. i dont know”
Starstruck / Camping TripSuch nice episodes.Enjoyed the second segment more than the first one, as (almost always) usual.But both had their moments.Now let’s have a trip to the plains of trash, the beautiful place where I live.StarstruckStar’s
apatheticghost: in sixth grade i forgot my math homework so as the teacher was checking it i ran to the trash can and threw up and went home sick and did my homework and i got a 100 and thats how 11 year old me beat the system
ace-deuce-bi:the-bitch-goddess-success:youngblackandvegan: nedahoyin: fanufactured: THE ULTIMATE DRAG. Little known fact: Elvin had to wear a wig for the rest if the series because he was snatched at the root. ^^^ black feminism As soon as a black
Eggsy dragging Harry out of the office late one night, right out of the classy part of town to the nearest Burger King. They’ve both gotten into the whiskey before leaving and Eggsy can’t resist grabbing Harry (Arthur, his King, it’s
dan so I just got home from the hospital, having had a coworker turn my hand into sashimi and im sitting here about to play destiny 2 right? but then bam, i look to the left at my video game shelf and god hand is sticking out a little bit, like i was
jerryterry: when i forget to take out the trash
kittydenied: I’m making room for new toys, so I had to retire my cheap metal belt to the trash. (top middle and top right pics) Felt weird to throw it away, but I can’t think of a scenario where I would ever need to use it again.. It was just a
reb-chan: Sketchdump scans ‘cause it’s been over a week and it’s time to take out the trash haha~
parcelhare:honestly where is my “90s gothic” post? the 90s were perfect bizarre horror fodder to begin with-The AOL trial disc that won’t stop appearing in your mailbox. You take it out and crack it in half before tossing it in the trash, but another
mabelpinesdidnothingwrong: Everybody reblog this and tell me what the first thing/fandom u loved uncontrollably was Like what made yr small child heart explode with happiness what universe did u play make believe in I need to know
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:luckied:i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp:Rome sat in his office with his head in his hands, his mouth hanging open as blood dripped into the trash can beneath him. He was angry at Jean, but even angrier at himself. He had
Note to self - Don’t take the trash out without wearing any sort of pants or pajama bottoms with the porch lights on.
kingjaffejoffer: shaggyfromthebaggie:kingjaffejoffer:prettyboyshyflizzy:This whats hot in the streets? How you gon say fuck pete rock and this what u bringing to the table Aint this the dude who said he couldnt name one 2pac song? It shows.Yachty just
endowe: ellocoocho: endowe: 11-11-1992: endowe: does anyone else listen when their neighbors be having sex? I’ve done it before Its exciting af lol I listen to the guests having sex at my job 🙋🏾♂️ I was about to ask where tf you
hi-imkingdavid: sashaacarterphotos: So, Kanye allegedly refuses to donate money to the charity he’s responsible for but is willing to drop 80+k for a distasteful album cover of Whitney’s bathroom? Remember when kanye said obama did nothing for
xfreischutz: We’re up all night to the sun We’re up all night to get some We’re up all night for good fun We’re up all night to get lucky
sarahtypeswords: thedramaticsneeze: ninichan1213: cloak-wand-and-stone: arandomfangirl: uneducatedfuck: My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they’re like “How did a milkshake manage to develop a gravitational pull that was gender
ikuzo-dattebayo: I like how the animators for Fairy tail, Naruto, and One Piece are putting little filler type footage into each episode so they really only use 1 chapter instead of 2. They make it this way so the episodes don’t catch up to the manga
itsvondell: someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day
verypenmuchjoneswow: If I can’t bring the spoon to my faceTHEN I’LL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON
whitest-white-girl: davejadetier: BEE SEX IS REALLY FUNNY OKAY HEAR ME OUT BASICALLY THE MALE BEE GOES TO THE QUEEN AND INSERTS ITS PENIS INTO THE QUEEN BEE AND THEN THEY EJACULATE AT SUCH A HIGH SPEED THAT THEIR GENITALS FUCKING EXPLODE AND ARE LEFT
unexplained-events: Have you guys heard about the new monument being built for Oklahoma’s Statehouse? The statue is a direct response to the state’s installation of a Ten Commandments monument outside the Capitol in 2012. How fucking metal SOURCE
dilemmemily: one time we got a new kid in fifth grade and he walks right in and sticks his hand under the stapler and staples his hand and just looks at the teacher and goes “I’m going to the nurse” and leaves
darksomeness: chiptunesoprano: dabluepeepswhiteydragon: Remember that time when Bakura stabbed himself in the hand “Season 0 was so violent wow” yeah but it doesn’t hold a candle to: the manga will always be the darkest most gory thing
lavender-ice: darthmoonmoon: doritofu: hifumiyamadadono: buttselfie: nylonsubmissive: ladydontmind: freeing-my-mind: nep-to-the-dubstep: usbdongle: raphnarock: I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and
sixpenceee: sixpenceee: Sir Nicholas Winton is a humanitarian who organized a rescue operation that saved the lives of 669 Jewish Czechoslovakia children from Nazi death camps, and brought them to the safety of Great Britain between the years 1938-1939.
conorayne: josiephone: alwaysactually: lusilly: some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!” wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut” “oh you know…the people who go to the moon” #wizard kids like #hahhahaha
odair-hofferson: “Leave the saving of the world to the men? I don’t think so…”
thatweirdcanadian: myocardiac: i couldnt find my headphones and its late at night solution: get a stethoscope and put it up to the speaker with the computer on low volume if i cant find my headphones what makes you think im going to find a stethoscope
danfreakindavis: miraguey: fouronthefloor2: what a time to be alive funny as this is, notice that the tweet says “accidentally” when referring to the kick yet this news site made it seem as though Malia did it maliciously
shanellbklyn: dynastylnoire: stair-diving-with-hayes: Ladies and Gentleman, the man that will be in history books. He was throwing the burning tear gas. Not to the cops but away from the children protesting. In his American Shirt and bag of chips.
youscofield: anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry: I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you. Your caption killed me
ponett: adriofthedead: xinggan: I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating
puckish-thoughts: THERE IT IS AGAIN! THERE IT FUCKING IS! i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!! THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!! BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS
thebootydiaries: pasta-at-the-disco: thefaultinourfallout: when i was a young boy my father thought I was an eggplant and fed me to the snakes. Sometimes when I see eggplant emoji I still cry alone in the shower.
sharonosbourne: I have never related to anyone more than I relate to the woman on the left right now
did-you-kno: In 18th century London, the price of admission to an exotic animal zoo was 3 half-pence, but if you were short on cash you could bring a cat or dog as payment. They fed them to the lions. Source
ospreying: You know I think one of the things that makes Attack on Titan such a heart wrenchingly painful anime is the realism to the situation the characters are thrown into. It’s not like most anime where every major character that dies gets an epic
geekyred: Dear Tumblr, please share this… My friend, Cosplay Py, won first place at the costume contest at BlizzCon. She was getting on the ramp, heading to the stage, and she twisted her ankle, and couldn’t walk. She was hysterical. Her husband
notenoughsockmonkeys: So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this: I can take photos
did-you-kno: Guys, the scent of Thanksgiving can give you a boner. Smelling lavender and pumpkin pie each increased blood flow to the penis by 40%, according to research. Source Pls share and save someone from been embarrassed.
doritochip: really not diggin the whole idea that positivity is annoying and youre cool if youre negative and mean to the people who try to make nice posts
lookitspoolboy: quadnation: nourrice: LEAK THIS GYM’S ADDRESS IMMEDIATELY This encourage me to do cardio😂 I want to teach this class I would actually go to the gym if it was like this 😂
bridgemcgidge:shercockandmycrotch: everyone needs a waving snail on their blog i feel that if I scroll past this and don’t reblog it the snail is going to look to the ground and cry that comment im sold gotta do it now
hardcoregamermagazine:ostrich-chan-san:When you come back to the Dark Brotherhood Sanctuary after attempting to assassinate the Emperor A+ gif usage
paperanomaly: lsposture: martymcflyinthefuture: Today is the day Marty McFly goes to the future! YOU WILL NEVER EVER BE ABLE TO REBLOG THIS AGAIN YOU GUYSNEVER FUUUUCK
be-blackstar: perrynoplatypus: peachy-gg: blackpoeticinjustice: lovesex-xo-dreams: Woke white people👌👌👌 I love the Baltimore Orioles now Shut it doowwnn Take your message to the masses sir. Non black folks: pay attention to this message.
officialtokyosan: letsrevince: tforge13: wordssetinstony: tricksterkids: cadegrey: mjwatson: i don’t really understand where penises go when boys wear pants sometimes to the left sometimes to the right sometimes up sometimes down sometimes painful
escapetheory: ‘Later I shot them for their first NME cover. I loved the trash aesthetic of the band. It was all very obvious: Marilyn Monroe, Andy Warhol, and Jane Mansfield - tragic blondes. My idea was to shoot them lying on gold lamé cloth. I
clash-the-trash: “After you’ve graduated, you’re supposed to be an adult and go out into the world, and you’re still not formed. It’s an interesting… horrible, horrible time.” -Kim Gordon
clownstrap: This is critical!!! pwesident: Heads up, everyone should be writing their letters, it’s easy to set up a filter and send pre-written emails directly to the trash bin or a spam folder, and it’s even more likely to happen with a hostile
i got a new pokemon calendar and i wanted to put it up in place of my homestuck one and i was just thinking about something that made me laughits kinda hilarious how i was told by several people who were my friends at the time to buy that calendar because
All my blog is now is Midnight Cinderella trash with a few bits and things of weird shit scattered inbetween and I’m kind of sorry but I’m also really not because tHIS IS MY LIFE NOW #NORAGRETS
ftbaljock00: A trained obedient whore shouldn’t have to ask. It is right in the kitchen next to the trash can. If a cunt is lucky maybe it has a few loads jacked into since the last time she was here. This all sounds too familiar…..
remember the scene from one of my comics where 8xa tried to tear off peri’s uniform and then chased her into a hole? and then proceeded to pound on the wall as hard as she could with her fists and scream threats at her for an extended period of
