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tastefullyoffensive: More Brilliant Shower Thoughts (images via imgur)Previously: 20 Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts
Dude… I thought you wanted to shower together to save water. Yeah… it got you naked… didn’t it. Want me to stop? Fuck no man… keep going. You can suck me any time you want. You have to admit… it’s fun
tastefullyoffensive: Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts
tastefullyoffensive: Dog Shower Thoughts [distractify]Previously: Human Shower Thoughts
Sometimes censorship can be hilarious—imagine Frollo singing “Heckfire, heckfire!”
just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: I’d say about 95% of the time a person has told me “it’s a long story,” it wasn’t
Pretty sure I’m giving all of my friends second hand depression
just-shower-thoughts: helpivefallenandrefusetogetup: just-shower-thoughts: I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision. We only have seven days to left reblog this joke I wish people would
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just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants. Ya know why they call me Willie?
just-shower-thoughts:If ww1 and ww2 never happened the population would be significantly larger than today if no one died!! more peoople!!! shower thought :)
saladsaladnovski: swampnert: saladsaladnovski: swampnert: saladsaladnovski: when are we going to all agree that pics-that-make-you-go-hmm is just the image form of just-shower-thoughts except just-shower-thoughts is fucking disgusting yea i agree
hetaumamusic: officialbluebeetle: just-shower-thoughts: If the population of Earth were only 100 people and one guy tried to hoard 99% of the money. The other 99 people would simply just kill that guy and take their money back. just-shower-thoughts
just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: If barnacles is a swear word in SpongeBob. Then Barnacle Boy is a FuckBoy
just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: If Michael Cera started a clothing line, he could use the slogan “Try Cera Tops”
just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.
just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: Pizzas are round but the boxes we buy them in are squared, and we eat them in triangles.
galaxyreptiles: tastefullyoffensive: Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts Shared by Galaxy Reptiles.
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fozfens: shower thoughts
Most of my best thoughts, come to me at the most random moments. Mostly when I’m either feeling down or hopped on anger. Other times, when I’m taking a shower, or taking a shit.
hungwy: dilact: pochowek: hungwy: every time you sneeze you steal it from someone else. theres only ever 1 sneeze in the world if two people sneeze at the same time they’re borrowing the sneezes from each other very quickly It’s like that
wroughtwheat:tockthewatchdog-deactivated2020:i think about this every day
AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF
mythicalmessenger: space-feminist: inthannon: oylmpians: a list of current immortals florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess harry styles: fairly new immortal,
just-a-bogbear:A brief insight into a world where animals vocalize like Pokémon:Patient: “What’s wrong with me?”Doctor: “Well let’s take a listen.”Muffled voice from inside patient: “Tapeworm”
tboiu: glumshoe: glumshoe: glumshoe: “I think the experience gap between a 19 year old and a 35 year old is too large to result in a healthy romantic relationship without a power imbalance,” I say. I pause. “But of course I’d date a 3,000 year
catgirldelinquent-deactivated20:u take me down to your wine cellar but i kiss you so much you forget to brick it up
just-shower-thoughts: wisewolf1143: just-shower-thoughts: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same. this just means you have to kill more than one…..
just-shower-thoughts: My girlfriends nickname should be Santa, cause I always fall asleep before she comes man, this isn’t really a shower thought. not in the way youre going for.
just-shower-thoughts: Netflix needs a shuffle button for those shows that I don’t care which episode I watch. this is once again, not at all a shower thought.
a-random-mod: tastefullyoffensive: More Brilliant Shower Thoughts (images via imgur)Previously: 20 Mind-Boggling Shower Thoughts Goddammit… It is way to late for this shit. omg
just-shower-thoughts: Actual shower thought: There should be a giant loofah on the shower wall so I can just lean on it and scrub my back like a bear.
Methinksmonster's Thoughts?
I do my good deed for the day everytime I tell Google Maps “No, there are no public bathrooms at this bodega.”
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