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This picture and the previous picture turned out the way they did because the steam from my shower fogged up my lens and the smudges on the mirror effected the picture as well but I still thought it was a neat picture so I am blogging it!:) I was hoping

hotwife4hubby: ☼ It was an odd time and place to have gotten pregnant, Jane thought. At her father-in-law’s guest house two days before her wedding, getting fucked from behind in the shower under the hot water, seeing a few drips of her husband&rs

cagedslaveboy: This photoset contains a punishment given to the Slave via Skype by his Master, the commentary below is written by Master John and includes thoughts from his Slave. Following an accidental ejaculation while showering without his chastity

just-shower-thoughts: There’s a petition to have The Last Jedi stricken from the Star Wars canon. You’d think Star Wars fans would realize that if you strike something down it will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine. Touchè

just-shower-thoughts: Maybe time travel actually works, and all the people from the future who tried coming back ended up in some random spot in space, where the earth once orbited.

just-shower-thoughts: Why do “balls” equate to toughness and “pussy” equates to weakness when even the slightest flick to the nards sends a guy to his knees and vaginas can push out an entire human being?

just-shower-thoughts: “Let the Bodies Hit The Floor” and “Its Raining Men” are about the same event but from drastically different points of view.

just-shower-thoughts: What if the reason we’ve never contacted aliens is because Earth is part of a galactic nature preserve, and the aliens study us from a distance, attempting to preserve our primitive world?

just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if people on new years day in the year 3000 will be freaking out that it’s the year Fry from Futurama comes back

just-shower-thoughts: If the goverment is hiding the knowledge of aliens from us, they must be doing a much better job of it than they seem to do at anything else.

just-shower-thoughts: Doing laundry should be the only time we separate the whites from the colors.

captain-price-officially:ventus-went-us: just-shower-thoughts: Can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person? What the fuck is this game about

just-shower-thoughts: If I time traveled from the middle ages, I would be more impressed with the toilet than the internet. Endless information is cool, but poo disappearing forever is cooler.

just-shower-thoughts: The only thing I’ve ever used the dickhole on my boxers for is to tell the back from the front.

just-shower-thoughts: why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

just-shower-thoughts: Maybe we enjoy the sound of rain hitting car roofs or windows because we have been conditioned to feel safe when we are safe from the elements

just-shower-thoughts: The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we are born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

just-shower-thoughts: The word “Boob” is actually just a written representation of a woman’s breasts from the top, front, and side view.

just-shower-thoughts: Ironically, The One Ring from Lord of The Rings is probably the most replicated ring ever.

elodieunderglass: the-handmaid: fleamontpotter: ameliaglitter: I saw this and thought of @fleamontpotter. me after a shower @elodieunderglass Swans. Being horrible. This is from the palaeo-art/speculative art book All Yesterdays. Among other things,

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: just-shower-thoughts: The lottery is a great example of how if everyone just pitched in a couple dollars, how much money could be accumulated to get something big done. Just keep it away from the government.

viscen-vas-arlesburgh: just-shower-thoughts: You could type out the full wording of every number from 0 to 999 without realizing your “a” key is broken. And you can go up to 999999999 before learning your “b” key is broken And you can go up

lyonnnss: just-shower-thoughts: The word “crisp” goes from the back of your mouth to the front. everyone that reblogged/saw this definitely said “crisp”.

uncensoredpleasure: You heard the shower running when you got home and thought your boyfriend had come back from work early. When you walked in on this guy you didn’t know what to say.“Hey, just waiting here for your boy to come home, thought I would

slornax: just-shower-thoughts: Winter is really going to separate the Pokémon Masters from the Pokémon Trainers why is this 100+ degree weather not the real test

just-shower-thoughts: Doing laundry would be so much easier if I was goth. From the one that does the goth’s laundry: ;) Um … no, not really. All the mesh shirts need to be done on the delicate cycle and in a bag or they tear, and the velvet

just-shower-thoughts: Using the line “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” Is basically the same thing as referring to the girl you just met as Satan.

just-shower-thoughts: The human brain is amazing, working 24/7, starting from the day you’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or talking to someone attractive Every. Single. Time.

just-shower-thoughts: When I was young I was told not to get in a strangers car and not to meet ppl from the internet. Now I use the internet to summon a stranger and then get in their car.

just-shower-thoughts: Your brain lives in the absolute and permanent darkness of your cranium and is totally cut off from the outer world. It has zero direct contact with the outside world and has to rely solely on second-hand information.

just-shower-thoughts: Are dead batteries in your vibrator the ultimate rejection from the universe? Like, “hey, go fuck yourself. haha! try again!”

just-shower-thoughts:Why is it usually assumed if the dead were to rise up from the grave that they’d want to hurt us? Maybe they’d be friendly as shit and want to hang out.

teaboot: just-shower-thoughts: It’s odd that Batman, who fights crime from the shadows and wears a dark suit to be unseen in the night, chose such a bright coloured uniform for his sidekick Cause a short ass kid running around the streets at night wearing

just-shower-thoughts: Some poor kid in ‘Air Bud’ got cut from the team to make room for the dog

fang107: just-shower-thoughts: The serpent tricking adam and eve into consuming fruit from the forbidden tree is quite literally the ‘oldest trick in the book’. You know what. Just no.

just-shower-thoughts: Swapping the order of the words “milk” and “chocolate” changes the object from a solid to a liquid.

just-shower-thoughts: I check my voice-mail just to remove the icon from the notification bar..

just-shower-thoughts: I want to live in a world where it’s possible to listen to YouTube AND lock my phone UmIt isJust go to YouTube via safari and then pull up your menu (if you’re on iPhone) that you swipe up from the home button to the lock

just-shower-thoughts: When the internet first became popular we were afraid of people from the internet finding us in real life, now we’re afraid of people in real life finding out about our lives on the internet.

just-shower-thoughts: “Trickle-down economics” is basically a nice way of saying “the working class eats the scraps from the table of the upper class.”

hazjacker:Yes! You thought. Having a man fuck you, pressing both your tits and your cock into the shower glass. Then, from the feeling of having your tits repeatedly pushed into the glass, you cum. When he noticed, he pushed you forward, leaving your

just-shower-thoughts: “Let the Bodies Hit The Floor” and “Its Raining Men” are about the same event but from drastically different points of view.

just-shower-thoughts: Running from the police is the equivalent of betting double or nothing

just-shower-thoughts: If we are living in a simulation, The Sims is a meta easter egg from the devs

just-shower-thoughts: Are dead batteries in your vibrator the ultimate rejection from the universe? Like, “hey, go fuck yourself. haha! try again!”

just-shower-thoughts:How would the immortal elves from The Lord of the Rings know that they’re immortal? You couldn’t know that unless you lived forever and then said “There. Now I’ve lived forever. That means I’m immortal.”

skyakacielo: she-got-the-jazz: just-shower-thoughts: Netflix and Chill is one D away from Netflix and Child Just remember Life lessons

just-shower-thoughts: Beware of 2019: The last time Germany got eliminated from the World Cup in the first round they started a World War just a year later.

just-shower-thoughts: Relativity: the library is 15 minutes from my house, but closes in 10 minutes. For me then, the library is already closed, even though it is still open. Seems rude.

just-shower-thoughts: Darth Vader’s last act was to redeem himself from the dark side by killing Emperor Palpatine, saving Luke, even though killing his master was the most Sith thing he could do.

just-shower-thoughts: Since the Millennium Falcon is 94 years old by the time of Star Wars VII, flying it into battle would be like piloting a plane from 1921

just-shower-thoughts: If Earth is the third planet from the sun, doesn’t that mean every country is a third world country?

just-shower-thoughts: If you choose not to have children, you are the first person of your direct ancestors to make this decision, from the first microbes through your entire family tree.

just-shower-thoughts: They’re sending data 5 billion miles from Pluto to earth in 5 hours but I can’t get a city wide wifi signal from the 3rd floor of my office building.

just-shower-thoughts: Maybe the reason aliens haven’t contacted us is because from their point of view the moon looks like some bad-ass piece of defence.

just-shower-thoughts: The Grinch stole Christmas from the Whos. Horton heard a Who. The Grinch is tiny.

just-shower-thoughts: With the iPhone 7 not having a headphone jack, it makes me appreciate all the times my ear buds saved my phone from hitting the ground.

just-shower-thoughts: What if Earth is like the North Korea of the solar system and all the other planets are inhabited, but we are kept from the truth, and our world leaders are viewed as cruel and oppressive by the other planets.

amaranthdesires:was showering and thought id fucking my ass in the shower and my dildo just slipped in so easy without hardly any prep and any soreness and it just makes me so happy. im so loose from using dildos regularly and I feel like so useful as

amaranthdesires:was showering and thought id fucking my ass in the shower and my dildo just slipped in so easy without hardly any prep and any soreness and it just makes me so happy. im so loose from using dildos regularly and I feel like so useful as

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