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scyko: Its funny because if tony stark became a llama then almost the exact plot of Emperor’s New Groove would ensue Tony as Kuzco Steve as Pacha Loki as Yzma Thor as Kronk “Thor, are you talking to that squirrel?” “PULL THE LEVER THOR!”
thorkitastic: There’s a few reasons I am excited about Only Lovers left alive and not Thor the Dark World Thor the Dark World I can wait to see it on Netflix But Only Lovers left alive this one I would like to see on IMAX 3D HD give me that Hiddles
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struckbyloki: lastplantagenet: catmenrulz: hiddles-boner: smilingoera: Loki knows what Thor thinks of the Jotuns . He thinks Thor can not love him. because he now knows the truth. Loki is a Jotun. T-T m-my heart..why would you… NOOOOOO! ;_____;
Isn’t it great that she has so many wishes? How boring and sad would it be if she had no wishes at all and nothing to do for you.
Why did you check if the key fits? Aren’t you going to honor the memory of your wife by remaining locked for the rest of your life, like any good husband would do?
I saw that you made a lost girl caption I was hoping you would make another one please she is so cool. Maybe about her using him as a energy source but the cage increases his sexal power levels?— horny-switch
If this were my apartment, then in no possible universe would those shelves be that empty.
I think a BDSM relationship requires a lot of trust and understanding, like a pair of aerial acrobats, so having a BDSM relationship with a hated enemy would be a rather bad idea. But it sounds sooo sexy.
I notice you didn’t mention being versed in Firefly/Serenity. Does that mean no captions of Inara Serra? Cause I think she would work canonically. She’s a companion (a futuristic high-class-escort in space) who basically has a PhD in all
Marfisa, love your work. I would like to request the inclusion of Callie Maggotbone in a chastity caption. She definitely seems like the key-holding type to me. Thank you very much. – dreamusfox
I would love to be turned into women – uniquetyrantllamaThat’s a bit… unusual, I guess, but I’ll still try to run with it.
If you’re looking for suggestions, how about a man who gets a job testing prototype chastity cage models. It would be important to test how secure and comfortable new designs are in both a flaccid state, and a prolonged aroused state, and also
With Valentine’s Day almost here, maybe you could make a caption for Lupercalia, the original, and probably sexier, Roman version of the holiday, where infibulated slaves would serve their misrtresses at feasts and orgies. – AnonymWe had guests
I recently had a friend find out about my enforced chastity; would you do a caption along the lines of “I thought you were a wimp, but wow!” — unabletocum
Femdom porn is obviously calculated for the enjoyment of the male gaze, my own blog included. How would femdom porn made for an exclusively female audience look like? Considering that both men’s magazines and women’s magazines are full of women conforming
I don’t know, seeing her showering fully clothed looks rather sexy, not something I would characterize as disappointing.
Cuckold Couple In CA wrote:A pic of my goddess, if anyone would like to caption or comment. And we are always looking for new BullsThat’s a very fine piece of derrière. I not only have a comment for you, but also a caption further below. Unfortunately,
Pedantic side-note: the only biological meaningful measure of the “superiority” of “genes” (alleles, actually) would be their reproductive success and their rise in frequency within a population, which is not a moral statement about their worth
If she’s right (and you know that she’s right), then the most rational and economic course of action would be to put on the chastity cage as fast as possible.
dont-trust-a-doe: rhythmic-idealist: sun-pop: bi-thor: peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :) thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen
I would watch that…
sweetboybucky: arimabat: rockofages-pointbreak: fangirltofangod: dont-trust-a-doe: rhythmic-idealist: sun-pop: bi-thor: peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :) thor, gripping his shoulders with the
godtricksterloki: Teenage Mutant Avenging Turtles! OMFG! Although, I would’ve made Raph Thor or Hawkeye, Don Iron-Man and Mikey Hawkeye and Leo is fine as Cap but could also be Thor, I guess they went with colors instead of personality.
You don’t turn down a fucking good goblet of ale from an Asgardian, Braddock. That’s the kind shit that’ll get you killed. Not even Nick Fury would be able to save you.
adurot: spacefloozy: lazycatcorner: luckyraeve: general plot of every Thor film so far: space prince Thor Odinson has a really bad fuckin time. somehow continues to be a pure ray of sunshine. If Thor were summed up in a meme, he would be this one.
pedertastic: westishere: Every day a letter of love I would write to you …When will you write back to me? …When will you return to me? ———————————————————- This took a little longer to finish than I have expected…
highlyfunctioning-fangirl:starfleetrambo:xshiromorix:capt-james-t-kirk:supernaturalfan1:underthestarssofaraway:captainmatsuoka:I like how everyone seems like they’re dead tired and Thor’s just there going‘om nom nom this is a shawarma nom nom nom’
thehumon: Anyone else feel like Topaz and Skurge would have been happier if they had switched bosses?
#GREETINGS FAIR MIDGARDIAN #OBSERVE YOUR MATE #NOW MARVEL AT THOR #NOW LOOK AT YOUR MATE #LAMENTATIONS! HE IS NOT THOR #BUT IF HE BE WORTHY AND REFORMS HIS STYLING PRODUCTS OF CHOICE #HE WOULD STILL NOT BE THOR (NAY!) #BUT COULD POSSESS A MANE
lightspeedsound:salon:Remember last summer, when a bunch of sexist trolls freaked out after Marvel announced that the superhero Thor would be a woman in the rebooted comic book series? Yes, well, those trolls have absolutely not been vindicated, according
eljackinton: octopuspiecomic: themarvelageofcomics: The cover to THOR #175 by Marie Severin. 1970. She’s 85 this year. I would love them to base the poster of Thor 3 around this,
manticoreimaginary: salon:Remember last summer, when a bunch of sexist trolls freaked out after Marvel announced that the superhero Thor would be a woman in the rebooted comic book series? Yes, well, those trolls have absolutely not been vindicated,
grace-ful-ravenclaw:But the real question is: which part of your otp would be the first to cry at their wedding ceremony
salon:Remember last summer, when a bunch of sexist trolls freaked out after Marvel announced that the superhero Thor would be a woman in the rebooted comic book series? Yes, well, those trolls have absolutely not been vindicated, according to sales data
thor-20: smarmyanarchist: stuckuptumblercunt: smarmyanarchist: smarmyanarchist: god im just thinking about how much going to public school in the MCU would’ve made me hate captain america. every time i got caught giving some bitch the finger or
fuckyeahbehindthescenes: Tom Hiddleston initially auditioned for the role of Thor, but Kenneth Branagh felt he would make a better antagonist and cast him as Loki. Thor (2011)
justplainsomething: marielikestodraw: BUDDIES \o/ #THE BEST PART IS THAT STEVE AND THOR WOULD HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THIS IS#they prolly saw tony and clint do it once#and they think its some new/earth thing that you do after every battle#and no one wants
onlyavgel: theavengers: Thor: Ragnarok cast plays “Would you rather?” #i respect one director who fully understood loki and thor
skskskkskskskk: onlyavgel: theavengers: Thor: Ragnarok cast plays “Would you rather?” #i respect one director who fully understood loki and thor reblog for “u rat” in your notes
afallenwolf: profeminist: wildnoutinwildemount: caroldanversenthusiast: Bonus: Thor and Korg just host the show. Thor 4: Jaimie Alexander Volunteers Lady Sif to Be Valkyrie’s Queen would Miek be the best man/woman for the wedding?
bi-thor: peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :) thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen
sun-pop: bi-thor: peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :) thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen peter parker, later that week: i would
becauseimbatmanfan: pussypoppinthor: Honestly one good, solid hug from Thor would cure my depression, clear my acne, boost my confidence, and cleanse my body of all negativity Bruce banner ghostwrote this
bi-thor: peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :)thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen
pussypoppinthor:Honestly one good, solid hug from Thor would cure my depression, clear my acne, boost my confidence, and cleanse my body of all negativity
thorgore: soltian: kimmsauce: onceinaugust: OK netflix? I get the first one, but Thor? Have you seen Thor? Yeah, if I had to pick a genre to categorize Thor into, “Emotional Gay Movies” would be my first choice. Really??
steverogershield: Steve Rogers would want you to eat. Tony Stark would want you to sleep. Peggy Carter would want you to drink water. Bucky Barnes would want you to take your meds. Wanda Maximoff would want you to get back up. Thor Odinson would want
rhythmic-idealist: sun-pop: bi-thor: peter parker, expressing his affection as any teen would: thor i would die for you :) thor, gripping his shoulders with the intensity of ten thousand burning suns: i would never let that happen peter parker, later
christopherjonesart: ruckawriter: brianmichaelbendis: The Avengers (2012) Brilliant. “No, it’s fine. It’s real. You know, in actuality, [THOR] would have to struggle with this problem every day.”
ruffalowildwings: do you think as kids loki and thor slept in the same room and thor talked about girls he liked and stuff and loki would tell him what to say but never talk about girls himself and finally thor’s like “don’t you like girls” and
thor-450: shemale-male-couple: oodatsnishe: itzdaaaawayyyyy237: illsuckherdick: dansalasie: 😳 I would let her own me Amazing! I love her cock - mine is similar but a little bit more ‘dirty’ 😁 Kisses - Joey 😘 I want her
kyubiultima5: this would be really cool to see in one of the alternate universe comics, reblog if you agree
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