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I'm such a sucker for love. Even though we don't talk anymore I'm still waiting for the day he'll come talk to me. And this day will never come. I'm waiting for something that will never happen.

slowrub: add this to the list of things that will never happen to me A man can dream

mauwmauw2-0: This will probably never happen, so I can give it a shot. If this pic gets 2000 notes I will remove the blur and post the high res version… But no cheating by reblogging this 100 times!

kittiezandtittiez: This is sad because it will never happen to me.

phiife: jhenne-bean: herpowerisherown: are we going to pretend this didnt happen omfg yall you will never in your life catch me pretending this didnt happen This is iconic.

submissive-gal: Is it strange how beautiful I find this? kindlybeatingher: Yes Master, I’ve learned my lesson. It will never happen again.

beautifulwives:I know it will never happen but I still fantasize about it. Recently my wife was on an overnight business trip at a nearby city. We had talked about her having some fun while away but we are nowhere near making this a reality (yet!). While

ceredvyne: atlascdn: thedeanstoy: I will never be satiated This does not happen in real life. This so happens in real life

mistress-athena: “You were caught masturbating to porn this evening. I’m here to make sure that will never happen again! See that phallic shape device on the table? That’s a permanent chastity device that you will be wearing for the rest of your

slaverchronicles: Oh my God! This can’t be happening to me! SLAVERY! This is the 21st century, there’s no such thing as slavery! I am a strong independent woman! I will never submit! I will never be a sex slave! But he’s trying to break

So this had to happen. I will be kicked out of the JSR fandom before I ever enter it at this rate.

shonaaak: this will never stop making me die of excitement. i screamed in the damn theater when this happened, i was so excited. c:

saaywa-llahi: beardgame: blvcknvy: What happens when you put a boy in front of a girl and ask him to slap her? “Why?”“‘Cause I’m a man” That beautiful moment when maturity is not a matter of age. :) I LOVE THIS

wedgekun: between-stars-and-waves: welcometonegrotown: And people will see this and still be like ‘nah, could never happen here.’ It’s already fucking happening! 👆This Seriously, fuck your civility

tzysk:Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time fanart - They put out a notice they were looking for designs/art so I took a crack at it (not sure if they will use it though)~Pro bono workEdit: They used it! Buy here: http://swedishmealtime.tictail.com/ I’m

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do. I’M STILL LAUGHING. I will never not reblog this. I CANT LOL OH MY IT REALLY HAPPENED… I can’t even…

macmilf4: Sorry this is late, love. I wasn’t really feeling the pretty panties yesterday if you feel me 😉. Will never happen again 😘 😙😙😙😙😍😍😍😍😍😍 Better late than never from the amazing @soccer-mom-marie!!! Wow!

charliebadtouch: B: I dont know that it counts as a fetish, but I was raised around my own kind. Ive clearly always wanted to have sex with someone larger than myself, and while that will never happen this small keepsake from Purple Haze may be the best

lauraxxtennant: tinyconfusion: emoji adventures with the doctor and rose tyler (pt. 40) #i’ve realized while making this .. this scene will never not be devastating#cause he goes from all indignant to heartbroken in 3 seconds#that it completely

dittanyandthedoctor: filikilismesoftly: this will never not be funny this is pretty much exactly how it happened XD

Dear anonIf you’re reading this I just wanna say to you that you’re wasting your time with things like ‘Die’, or 'You’re just a copycat’ and bla bla bla.It’s not gonna happen. It will never happen. So, you can

You deserve to smile, and this blog will help you get what you deserve.

phiife: jhenne-bean: herpowerisherown: are we going to pretend this didnt happen omfg yall you will never in your life catch me pretending this didnt happen This is iconic.

c-n-p: fancyfreckledfeist: tylerfromspace: The fact that this will probably never happen saddens me greatly. this would be a dream come true this is what i’ve been wishing to happen geez can they just make a pokemon game like this already ;___;

desiremyblack: karibubbs: karibubbs: physiologyfan: So this happened at my university yesterday, Indiana University of Pennsylvania. Remember this name, Theresa Hryckowian. Boost so everyone in the country knows she’s racist. Boost so she will never

fuku-shuu: “For an assassin, you’re quite terrible at this stealth thing.” “If I had intended to hide, last night would’ve never happened between us.” "Do it, then - my throat welcomes your blade. But I can’t help but

likingitlocked: While something like this is outside my comfort zone right now and probably always will be you just never know. Even knowing it will probably never happen I have to admit this is HOT!!!!! I love that the guy being pegged is still

phiife: jhenne-bean: herpowerisherown: are we going to pretend this didnt happen omfg yall you will never in your life catch me pretending this didnt happen This is iconic.

blvck-is-a-culture:phiife: jhenne-bean: herpowerisherown: are we going to pretend this didnt happen omfg yall you will never in your life catch me pretending this didnt happen This is iconic. 💸💸💸

deanskhaleesi: You will never understand it cuz it happens too fast And it feels so good, it’s like walking on glass

blvck-is-a-culture:phiife: jhenne-bean: herpowerisherown: are we going to pretend this didnt happen omfg yall you will never in your life catch me pretending this didnt happen This is iconic. 💸💸💸

siriuslyerika: this is one of the only things on my forever reblog list. it is literally perfect. flawless and it needs to happen.

phiife: jhenne-bean: herpowerisherown: are we going to pretend this didnt happen omfg yall you will never in your life catch me pretending this didnt happen This is iconic.

blackfashion:brinajay-27:blvck-is-a-culture:phiife:jhenne-bean: herpowerisherown: are we going to pretend this didnt happen omfg yall you will never in your life catch me pretending this didnt happen This is iconic. 💸💸💸 I remember this

nic0tine-kisses: actually quite proud of this i have a habit of visualising perfect things that will never happen to me and sullenly writing about them

hrnylittlegurl2020: raytchel: realfemdomwife: If you can get to five, we can fuck 😂😩😈 Hmmm… part of the reason that i realized that i was a sissy fag… @realfemdomwife …Five will never happen to this Sissy! Two is twice as many as

I forgot to pick up cream cheese. Now this epitome of delicious ecstasy will never happen.

threesome-ch: my dream… to arrrive hom and have this for my birthday My dream too. Will never happen, but most dreams don’t ever really happen anyway

toothedheart: “This is what I miss… not something that’s gone, but something that will never happen.” — Margaret Atwood, Cat’s Eye (via thequotejournals)

portablemiah: wow it’s 420/420/420. this date will never happen again in our lifetime.

whenaustincantsleepatnight: ofmiceandfemale: this will never get old, oh my ‘I’m not a model, I was just strolling across the stage and someone happened to take a picture’ Kellin just IS that ‘I’m not a model’ girl

vandercunt: this will never not be the greatest thing said on any watch what happens live segment

fearlesslyenchanted13: I will never forget this moment, because in this moment, everything that I have ever wanted has just happened to me. Thank you Taylor for the best night of my life. I will never, ever forget what just happened.

saturday died in my arms last night. yesterday i had a feeling it would be that day. i just had a feeling. i have never watched something die before. he wouldn’t eat or drink and just wanted to snuggle, and as soon as he stopped breathing, his teeth

aesnyder: I want this camera so fucking bad. If only I had บ,000 to blow….which will never happen… just drew one of these babies for my english hw <3 if only it were the real thing hahahaha

komplexxitiesof-kwest: jhenne-bean: herpowerisherown: are we going to pretend this didnt happen omfg yall you will never in your life catch me pretending this didnt happen this ish still pop

just-shower-thoughts:If Hillary Clinton wins two terms as president, 16-year-olds in 2024 will have never had a white male president.

mommabec: ruthdecay: willin0ise: chestylaruexo: I’m not so sure I have this anymore. Well? Trying Will never happen for me.

00sjams: Bring this show back pleaseee.

portablemiah: wow it’s 420/420/420. this date will never happen again in our lifetime.

eplarm: lust-letters: This will happen this upcoming weekend. I can only hope where it will go from there. Never this publicly, but I’ve had this happen more than a few times, and I love it every single time. It forces me to think about your

neymarshabibi: sugarstraw: neythebae: Never forget I ain’t even know this happened.Fuck Thiago and David, Neymar IS the holy trinity of bad (hair) life choices. I will never forget this. It will never leave me. It was burned into my mind.

couplesfantasies: I think this would be super hot, to catch my husband like this. I know it will never happen but I would really like to see his tight muscular ass fucked while he sucks cock……I’m such a perv but you know I get lots of emails from

justdontwordshurt: phiife: jhenne-bean: herpowerisherown: are we going to pretend this didnt happen omfg yall you will never in your life catch me pretending this didnt happen This is iconic. This show needs to come back bolyrocks24

I will power through this cold like Yang would!

axintus:who am I drinking this pineapple juice for? hopefully the UPS guy but we all know that will never happen.

You switch on your gaydar.Well, that settles that. You can now happily and permanently put to rest every stupid and unlikely scenario in which this random nameless cat ends up in your bed, because it will never happen no matter what.The best power

kendrickfrehley: xlthuathopec: dashingicecream: bedtime discovery This is fucking adorable omfg aaHHHHHHH Unfortunately it will never happen as Ruby sees Weiss with her hair down their first morning of classes at Beacon. But dammit do I wish

phiife: jhenne-bean: herpowerisherown: are we going to pretend this didnt happen omfg yall you will never in your life catch me pretending this didnt happen This is iconic.

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