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I admit, I expected higher bidding for this one. This was my worst year at the auction yet after running away with the lead for almost a decade. It wasn’t like me to be paranoid, but I was starting to notice all the jealous Daddies lusting after
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fuckyeahtattoos: This is my Toy Story tattoo. I’d have to say it was the worst tattoo experience of my life, but it was totally worth it. I know it’ll fade but that doesn’t really matter. Toy Story was a huge part of me growing up and I’ve
drconfess: Submitted by a follower: So upset! I was making out with this guy I have liked for the longest. I was stroking his cock and he was fingering me. It felt soo good. Right when we started fucking, the place got broken into. It was the worst feeli
a-social-construct: glassstrawberries: I was digging through the posts on the Starfighter website, and found this gem. I have not stopped laughing for the past 5 minutes. The thing is, I can see Deimos actually thinking that. This is way too perfect.
sexysweetscent: dat-anthrorainbowdash: Vinyl: this was from our first date~RD: we were soo horney~ I like how this came out. Since this my first time at doing such a piece it could’ve came out much worst :P All of the yes to the OTP anthro- ZiD
Death by Mango The last thing this fella felt on this Earth before the bullet was the smooth, fiber-rich skin of a curvaceous fruit. Okay, I’m sorry, it’s still pretty goddamn funny. Because when the police find him, he’ll have mango
bewkie: tailsohki: paper-storm: Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x *at the time of this performance, the Port Arthur massacre that resulted in 35 killed and 23 wounded was the worst
Basically at this point Carol is all like “I’m willingly to kill each one of you, rather to admit i was wrong”You know what, this is gonna be the last thing i post about Civil War, or Carol Danvers.The funny thing is that, Carol was supposed to
You guys know what I love? When I get shit for stupid ships and porn I draw cause people like bouncing on the sticks up their ass. But then you see basically nothing on something that is actually fucking offensive and disrespectful as fuck. You might
awharrys: awharrys: awharrys: why does the sun look like a ceiling light i just realized the reflection from my window was showing and it actually is a ceiling light this is the worst thing that has ever happened to me not a scientist, but if the
vainreflections: sharongetsfit: story of my life This feeling was the worst. I refused to go shopping for years. I just lived in my ripped old clothes that didn’t fit properly because I was horrified of how the mirror, the clothes, the other people
this-celluloid-dreamer: liver-and-chianti: mountainboats: did mulder and scully ever even solve a single case. they must’ve had the worst record in the Bureau. every case report was just “mulder thinks it’s aliens, the evidence is inconclusive
abrekazam: bookishbutcorruptible: whineaboutit: This week on Whine About It… TYPES OF BROS THAT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST. Also, a drinking game that nobody should ever play ever. “You’re straight, but at what cost?” I was not expecting this
thatsonofamitch: artisticallycapricious: the most evil trap yo damnit dylan NO NPO OKAY YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I WOULD NOT DO THIS TO MY WORST ENEMY NO ONE DESERVES THIS Okay, so what happened was, I made a nether portal and our friend nora walked in
cloesy: thegoodsonisbad: grannysgonna: joshishollywood: Without a word of exaggeration this is the worst thing I have ever seen in my life but why this is a choice that someone made someone thought this was a good idea congratulation lmfao jesus
I feel as though I can point out so much of this semester and go “This was one of the best and worst days of my life.”
a thousand kingdoms and my first teaching paycheck for a morgan/reid fic I don’t have to x out of after two paragraphs
peashooter85:Bob Hoskin’s Interview with The Guardian 2007 “The worst thing I ever did? Super Mario Brothers. It was a fuckin’ nightmare. The whole experience was a nightmare. It had a husband-and-wife team directing whose arrogance had been mistaken
sandooora: trapos: mitchellism: dorkly: EA Responds To Being Named ‘The Worst Company in America’ In a recent poll on Consumerist.com, it was decided that Electronic Arts was the worst company in America. This is the second year in a row that
actually that post reminded meI recently had a dream that I was forced to buy a very expensive fountain pen that was a horrid mix of the montblanc moctezuma and like, a gigantic purple fabrege stained glass looking egg thing, and when I tried to post
The worst part of all this travel is that I am so fucking horny rn and I haven’t had the chance to take care of it. Once I get to that shower, tho…
mrkenyon: funniest-stuff: At first I was impressed then I decided that this person was the worst kind of person “That’s a pretty nifty style you’ve got there! I can tell you’ve been practicing it quite a bit, considering the imprints in the
if this isn’t the realest shit
aisselectric: birdshapes: oddbagel: Pan is an awful movie and this is the worst part. i can’t believe anyone thought this was a good idea How is this even real? Why does this exist?
xelartworks: When Mom’s Not HomeYes I know, I know… this is waaay too far. But, gotta admit.. it was hilarious. SORRY NOT SORRYdA: xldlcrz.deviantart.com
burntlikethesun: He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing. The fury of the Time Lord. And then we discovered why. Why this Doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he’d run away from us and hidden. He was being kind. He wrapped
daisyridleyupdated: daisyridley At 15 I was diagnosed with endometriosis. One laparoscopy, many consultations and 8 years down the line, pain was back (more mild this time!) and my skin was THE WORST. I’ve tried everything: products, antibiotics,
isnerdy: tentooed: He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing… the fury of the Time Lord… and then we discovered why—why this Doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he had run away from us and hidden. He was being kind… This
prismplague: flamingraichu: I googled ‘motion capture Groot’. I was not disappointed. I’m fucking crying
shaolinsuckerpunch: dorothy-cotton: d0t0ri: shadowkixx: Oh god I saw this a long time ago and just now got it. OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER As funny as they were there was a lot wrong with old school cartoons. They spoke the
youngdroog: internetexplorers: THIS JUST IN: tumblr users are angry not sure what they’re angry about but they’re angry probably because of how freaking bad the thor 2 premiere in Hollywood was man it was the worst day of my life!!
vivilevone: hellyeahthomassanders: When earbuds start doing the thing… 🎧 by Thomas Sanders THIS IS THE WORST FEELING EVER I’ve had issues like this lately. “Fortunately” my new pair was still in the 30 day return policy.
myeroticbunny: I turned my head as I heard more men enter the patio and remove their clothing. This was already out of hand and now a line was forming and worst of all, my husband had no idea where I was so there would be no one coming to rescue me.
iconicbaits: gotmelookin2: iconicbaits: gotmelookin2: iconicbaits: gotmelookin2: Where is this emotional train wreck of a guy at these days 😂😂 he was the worst Who was he?? I forgot what his real name was but he use to be all over twitter
fuckyeahtattoos: I’m submitting this on behalf of my best friend Andrew. I’m also supposed to mention it was the worst pain ever but totally worth it. I highly recommend this artist to anyone in the area too! “My first tattoo idea I ever had was
This is the worst celebrity death for me 😔 high school angst years was just filled with adoring your lyrics and how I was totally one day going to marry your Adonis self. “Falling apart, you tell yourself you are, dreaming only of the ones
“He never raised his voice. That was the worst thing… the fury of the Time Lord. And then we discovered why. Why this Doctor, who had fought with gods and demons, why he had run away from us and hidden. He was being kind. He wrapped my father in
thesubbburbs: Probably the worst types of people are the ones that shut you down to make themselves look cooler than you, for example if you get excited and squeal and they’re like “woah what was that..” or if you talk loudly because you’re passionate
joshyouaresodevine: this was the best part because it was all of their moves and to probably anyone who doesnt know them this looks like the worst dance choreography ever but its actually just them which is what the music video is about and im too in
seasons-gredence:b-roll, pt. 1
bruises–and–bitemarks: Kitten : ‘Outta all of the punishments D has given me, this one was the worst in my opinion so far. I had heels on and my feet really hurt im not good at standing in heels haha, but i was dressed as a school girl
inherplace: She thought that peeing outside in front of people was the worst, most degrading thing that could possibly happen to her. It goes without saying that this was her first day, and she still had no idea what was coming. Devotional Training.
blakeilvely: #do you ever just feel really sorry for graham? #because i do every day #and the worst part is that this has never ever been acknoledged by anyone #or mentioned in the show #it’s like it never happend #but it did #and it was the worst
fl0ppyfish: took these at Nottingham last night, totally worth the 4 hours there and back almost getting lost haha! I thought I was bad at Cardiff but this night absolutely broke me, seeing them all like this and their little speeches. I hope they keep
when we were younger this guy was being really mean to my sister and bullying her and my dad came in to talk to the principal but the principal was just like ‘boys will be boys’ so when we were leaving my dad saw the boy running really fast in our
momimontheinternet: Dexter’s Comedy 1. In a ioga class for pregnant women. 2. This is absolutely, without a doubt, the worst moment of my life. 3. Instructer: Now lets go to a little free-form yoga. Just let yourself down. 4. I was wrong. This is.
tomhiddlestonswife: this little shit is literally the worst thing to show up in your bathroom while you’re on the toilet I was gonna trigger warning tag this, but I see Ainee already did. I was grabbing a receipt from a book on my dresser and one
foxvvixen: undifferentiating: The worst part of this is going out on the street and suddenly wondering if everyone you see is a trump voter. 59 million people out there, including my state that swung red, subscribed to his hateful, racist, xenophobic
seselapod: wasserplane: radiovistoron: agehagyaru: magicalpoptarts: vaaseline: wonder-mechanic: radiovistoron: Chrome, please stop this. ITS ACTUALLY THE WORST PLEASE MAKE IT STOP ok i was confused i thought it was just my shit or soemthing
xosailormars: i’m gonna die a lonely, painful death for this one
drawbauchery: lapis is nemo this is the absolute worst thing i’ve ever seen i love it
one of the worst repeated questions I got because I otp monos was the very sad and varied “but what about ruby and yang?” oh right, ruby and yang go on to live terribly lonely and unfulfilling lives in constant emotional pain because their
redribbonarmy: thereisnodenying: redribbonarmy: anime skeleton this was the worst 28 seconds of my life fuck you
foxdear: The only two clear opinions ive seen about dashcon are “holy shit this is the worst idea ever” and “i thought this was a brony convention but honestly this is much worse”
