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theporntrooper: sadisticgames: When I posted about “Strip Mario Kart” this is not what I had in mind… To be honest, when I saw this, the first thing I thought was, “Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii” I knew that console was good for
Is it bad that the first thing I thought when I saw this was “I hope he enjoys fucking my girlfriend”? I think that means I should ice down my hard on and put myself in chastity in for the night.
creatingme3113: rl-y: jamiedole: Ellen Page came out, and the first thing I thought of was this SNL sketch where she played a very closeted lesbian. :D From SNL season 33, episode 6 Omfg This makes me so happy every time I watch it
archiveimgurs: This was the first MLP-related thing I found on the randomizer today. Thought it might be suitable to start a tumblr run by a brony.
ornamentedbeing: Admit it. The first thing you thought of was this scene from It Happened One Night
thefogofwar: lastknownwriter: F. I love how 90% of the reblogs are spn blogs but there’s no comments. It’s like Princesoftheworld I looked at this really quickly and the first thing I thought was is that cas and dean? (of course XD)
hornylilhottie:When I saw this gif, the first thing that drew my attention were their cocks. Yum. My second thought was that this girl looks to be in over her head. She’s motionless and she’s not even taking half of those dicks. I can do better
annie-douglas-at-40: Okay, is it wrong of me that the first thing I thought of when I saw this picture was “What’s in the snifter?” So sexy
Can you say best episode of the season? Cause I can. Okay, first things first, this is “THE” episode I was waiting for since I saw the animatic preview. I had high hopes and expectations, which is very risky thing to do, but I was not
conflitdecanard: Somebody’s tags on one of Pix’s posts were saying something along “ I wish there would be a Pix comic I would read it “ and I thought about a comic idea and it was the first thing coming was this ! Probably because I dreamed
bbanditt: headcanon where Leo gets a copy of Avatar: The Last Airbender and starts saying “Flameo, hotman!” constantly. Percy cracks first. this was much funnier at 3am when I thought of it
blackandredwings:So I saw this ad on Facebook and the first thing I thought was this. Please help me
askbirdetta: [[Okay, I know this is probably terrible of me, but literally the first thing I thought of when Birdetta said the town was originally called Crystal Lake Outpost was…]] to that I say… @slbtumblng lol XD
z0nesama: bluemagedanny: Was this your end-game, Genndy? Is a good show after that ep, the first thing I thought about was…..Zone lol XD
andythanfiction: bloody-men-with-blue-eyes: kuuderewolfgirl: my gender is “conservative haircut and crewneck tshirt” I know this isn’t the point, but I’m laughing so hard because the first thing I thought was “Your gender is Sam or Dean
Is it bad that the first thing I thought of when I saw this outfit was Hedwig? Anyway, she looks like a cutie in this.
congercine: Happy holidays to limis, who was my SS recipient! They asked for onoda+makishima with the prompt “first snow”. ;;; I hope this is okay! The first thing I had thought of was makishima and onoda doing some seasonal shopping together :0
rosetyleristic: my life has just flashed before my eyesand i thought of only one thing:you. x.
thecitywinks: The first thing I thought of when we were told the plot of Season 5 was this episode. The writers have had this in the cards the whole time. I love this show so much.
destiel-is-music: parttimeyoutuber: cockyteenblogger: i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WAS THEY CAN’T GET OUT OF THE WATER THEY’RE SHARKS I LAUGHED SO LOUDLY AT THIS OMFG
princesssilverglow: After watching the Sneak Peek I noticed Garnet did it again. Like in the first episode when Amethyst said it was their idea to get the Cookie Cats Garnet said: “The whole thing was my idea.” And now in the Sneak Peek she did it
preposterousfridgebridge:nikolaspascal:ludogogo:automatomik:this is the first thing i reblog in 3 monthsThis is my favorite thing i have ever seen on the internet everI thought the music was Gang am Style but it turn out much more betterALWAYS REBLOG
I was going to wait to post this for Drawlloween, buuuuut I really didn’t wanna wait. Anywho, this is the first thing that I thought of after seeing REAPERS NEW BEST SKIN. Enjoy!~
princekarkat: clockworksexual: ieithoedd: lesserjoke: This is undeniably creepy, but the obvious skill behind it is quite impressive. Breckin—just an idea for your cake? I wonder what flavor it is the first thing i thought was “cute!”
destiel-is-music:parttimeyoutuber:cockyteenblogger: i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WAS THEY CAN’T GET OUT OF THE WATER THEY’RE SHARKS I LAUGHED SO LOUDLY AT THIS OMFG
askjeanvoice: laundromatic: I MADE A THING. Because I just thought this would be kinda cool. My younger brother was watching LoK and it was this scene that was playing, and then yeah. Made a crossover gif. This is the first time I’ve made a gif
gotham-pretty: I SAW THIS THIS MILLION DOLLAR PAINTING AT THE FUCKING METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART TODAY AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF WAS?????
gotham-pretty: I SAW THIS THIS MILLION DOLLAR PAINTING AT THE FUCKING METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART TODAY AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF WAS????? THAT FUCKING FROG!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
toxyy: the first thing i thought was this when i saw this post so oop s
telvi1: prhoefessional: telvi1: minusthelove: telvi1: I thought this was the funniest thing ever until I realized was dude missing an ear in the first pic. Lmfao hold tf up Lmao cus niggas got selective hearing 😂😂 this just gets funnier
royalblackpirate: dynastylnoire:priestmahad:me: *is excited for racially diverse emojis*me: *however i know how whites are so they’ll probably use them to be racist* dammitisn’t it sad that this was also the first thing I thought
boobarina: becuzpotato: molotowcocktease: cranniesinmybrain: molotowcocktease: ‘Tis the season Ok, without sounding weird or stupid, I just want y’all to know that the first thing I thought of when I saw this photo was, “Oh there’s the
ultrafacts: classiclemon: ultrafacts: Source For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts LOL. The first thing I thought of was The Simpsons, when Lisa eats Apu’s food and it’s so spicy, she says, “I can see through time.” (I’ve stolen
kellyfromthecity: While out on a “run” (my cardio is AWFUL now, I walked half the time) with my dog, I discovered this weird hoop thing on a playground. So naturally the first thing I did was try to do some lyra stuff on it. Everybody around me thought
rosalarian:rosalarian:This first thing I thought when I woke up from surgery was I am so hungry and I need ramen right now! but the second thing I thought was Oh my god, I’m safe.I was safe.I thought about having kids someday, but the thought was
casschu18: flomation: tastefullyoffensive: [info/via] ^I was waiting for this to show up. The first thing I thought after “HOW ADORABLE” was this picture.
sailorbrazil: sailorbrazil: woke up and the first thing i thought was, and i quote, “the life of a protozoan is hard and arduous” i have no idea why this came to me but im gonna be real with you it sounds like something a god would think so maybe
amaet: FLUORITE, amethyst/peridot fusion the first thing i thought when planning this design was ‘holy shit it’s going to be a fucking cat’. important elements include: catsuit collar (actually skin marking) alien cat face pseudo cat ears sideburns
tabletorgy: preposterousfridgebridge: nikolaspascal: ludogogo: automatomik: this is the first thing i reblog in 3 months This is my favorite thing i have ever seen on the internet ever I thought the music was Gang am Style but it turn out much
clarkesquad: y'all can “this aint a hate crime” it up all you want but im going out to get a sandwich for lunch and the first thing i thought when i picked up my shoes was “maybe i shouldnt wear these today” because theyre my pride shoes and
plus-size-barbiee: housewifeswag: the first thing I thought of was THIS WILL BE GOOD FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE! nerd. Someone needs to go camping with me in this
gotham-pretty:I SAW THIS THIS MILLION DOLLAR PAINTING AT THE FUCKING METROPOLITAN MUSEUM OF ART TODAY AND YOU KNOW WHAT THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT OF WAS?????
elliejellyfishgrace: cmless: jamiedole: Ellen Page came out, and the first thing I thought of was this SNL sketch where she played a very closeted lesbian. :D From SNL season 33, episode 6 real tears omg ilysm
dntgetmerescued: The first thing I thought of when I read this was TJ… He’s always calling me awkward and other “terms” that I guess are meant as jokes. Too often people make fun of me for the fact that Andrew is as important as he is or
molotowcocktease: cranniesinmybrain: molotowcocktease: ‘Tis the season Ok, without sounding weird or stupid, I just want y’all to know that the first thing I thought of when I saw this photo was, “Oh there’s the living persona of the Goddess
preposterousfridgebridge: nikolaspascal: ludogogo: automatomik: this is the first thing i reblog in 3 months This is my favorite thing i have ever seen on the internet ever I thought the music was Gang am Style but it turn out much more better
venitaspeaks: housewifeswag: the first thing I thought of was THIS WILL BE GOOD FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE! nerd. So cool
brrxtn: My gf and I just woke up and she pulled the covers off herself and she was wearing a thong and the first thing she did was fart.
dominantlife: inmywendyhouse: I am WAY too accustomed to awesome bondage photos. It’s sad that the first thing I thought when I saw this was, “WIZARD OF OZ!!” To quote Steven Colbert, “I’d drop a house on that!”
dziwaczka: the first thing i thought of when i saw these two together was this painting: and it was going to bother me until i drew it so there ya go ((sorry)) /flops over
makeup-stained-pillowcase: This was the first picture we ever uploaded of us. Daddy was messing around with his new phone looking at all the things he could do with the photo software on it and we ended up with this.We thought it looked cool and sexy