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Don’t usually do these kinda things. because It makes me sound like some bragging asshat.But, I’d like to say thank you all for the follows. never really expected to get this many people waiting to see my sup-par-porn scribbles when I first started

hotkinkycoupleuk: Admit it guys, how many of you would love your wife to do this to you? “Admitting” makes it sound like you’re ashamed of it - this feels fucking wonderful

I etched the face of a stopwatch on the back of a raindrop And did a swap for the sand in an hourglass I heard an unhappy ending It sorta sounds like you’re leaving I heard the piledriver waltz It woke me up this morning You look like you’ve

xfadedmemoriesx: »Teen Wolf Challenge« Songs [8/9] > “This is What it Sounds Like” by of Verona (3x05) “When your happy you look lovely when you touched my hand I’d feel like I had melted”

femdomhotwifecuckoldinterracial: It only sounds like rape because she makes sounds with him that she never makes with you.

Hi everyone! It’s been a long time and I hope you’re all doing fantastic. I miss posting Texts Between Gems, but on the bright side I’ve been achieving things in real life that I am extremely proud of. My university has allowed me to become a full-force

darkplayer14-blog: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: cybercitizens: iahfy: iahfy: snazzy asami ❤️ Korra.exe has stopped working. Would you like to send a report? “YES, SHE WENT INTO SUPER GAY MODE!” KORRA IS ALL OF US Better with sound

momtaku: Ymir was all primed to start her glitter-strewn march out the gym when the familiar pop of a marker cap sounded off, and cool fingers grasped at Ymir’s chin. A quick slash of felt dampened her cheek, followed by the rush of a warm body pressed

parzival221: shak1ra: redevoted: bowserfucker: oknope: imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your

glenjamin-danzig: dnlhrn: milkybarofficial: Why does everything sound like a meme nowadays “#2015 was basically one big shitpost” when i first read this i only saw ‘john cena slams donald trump’ and thought it meant into concrete SLITHERING

thatoneqprblog: merelyimmortal: zetsubonna: dapperpea: glampersand: heroscafe: emmmpty: autistictesla: pneggy: Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like “Your

durbikins: twitch-eaglehart: durbikins: *kicks the door in of an alt-right’s house and let’s myself in* haha, what the fuck is this? your “safe space”? That sounds like a good way to get shot lol what are you, a gun cuck?can’t kill a

bowserfucker: oknope: imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom

morgancrawf replied to your post: T seriously ruins this blog. Everything she says is so stupid, she sounds like the worst person ever. Please stop blogging, youre embarassing yourself. why are you even posting this hate? it just encourages more +

doorkar: obyssoul: e-wifey: five-flats: adulthoodisokay: i enjoyed this very much, thank you andrew huang. this sounds like beethoven on lsd @obyssoul sound like some adventure rpg music ‘You have entered the “foreboding caves”’

ocebutt: dooptown: i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

parzival221: shak1ra: redevoted: bowserfucker: oknope: imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your

shak1ra: redevoted: bowserfucker: oknope: imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I

parzival221: shak1ra: redevoted: bowserfucker: oknope: imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your

powerpussysays: mimi-memek0: I really like the way this is phrased. It’s so easy for people to dismiss “rape jokes” when they’re referred to as “rape jokes” because it makes rape sound like nothing more than a subject, like there aren’t

nonbinaryparker replied to your post “spencer reid at an anime convention” im v surprised i did not send this to you b/c we’ve had this convo before seriously we make reid and garcia sound like the biggest weebs on the planet

chrrycola: If you had a theme tune, what would it be? I don’t know the lyrics, but I know the instruments that it would include; a theremin, a glockenspiel and an accordion. It would sound like this “bow, bow, bow doink doink, bow bow.” Like a

mercy-misrule: thatadult: When people from Australia type “y'all” I’m like can your mouth even move to make that word in your accent? Like can you record yourself saying it for me, if so? this post kept haunting me, as an australian who does this

verraise: carolinescommissions: Fun comic commission for @verraise! She wanted to include me doing her tattoos heehee! Anime tattoos FOREVERRRR Thank you so much again ♡ I seriously love it and you captured a comic version of me so well ahaha AND

savvy-califragilistic: angualupin: angualupin: I feel like I need to tell everyone how brilliantly the Globe incorporated a deaf Gildenstern into the 2018 Hamlet and then force all of you to watch it ok, so Gildenstern is played by a deaf actor, Nadia

saferwithme: when in doubt. kill all the characters and show no mercy. Marina. This sounds alot like homestuck.

parzival221: shak1ra: redevoted: bowserfucker: oknope: imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your

benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend: corneliapornelia: If Ben C doesn’t win an Oscar he should name his child Oscar and if people ask something like “didn’t you get an Oscar this year?” he can be like yes, yes I did. this sounds like something leo

catie-does-things: do you ever read a fan fic summary and you’re like “this sounds like trash but i’m gonna read it anyway because i am trash” and then ten seconds later you hit the back button like “nevermind i am not this much trash”

how to make friends on tumblr talk to them off anon you heard me right off anon “but what if i annoy them!” you probably won’t “but what if they don’t like me!” than they don’t like you. in this lifetime people won’t like you, it’s

: I’ll catch this bird for you, but it ain’t gonna be easy. Bad fish. Not like going down the pond chasin’ bluegills and tommycods. This shark, swallow you whole. Little shakin’, little tenderizin’, and down you go.

the-bitches-of-madison-county: crownmalone: nowyoukno: Now You Know more about Ben & Jerry’s! (Source) This sounds like a great excuse to go get some ice cream. we need more companies like this.

iamoutofideas:prisonhannibal:going to therapy is so humiliating. gotta explain symptoms like I know how this sounds and I know what you’re gonna say. and the therapist is like it sounds like you’re having symptomsit’s always the fucking symptoms

the-bitches-of-madison-county: crownmalone: nowyoukno: Now You Know more about Ben & Jerry’s! (Source) This sounds like a great excuse to go get some ice cream. we need more companies like this.

rydenactionnews: bowserfucker: oknope: imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was

parzival221: shak1ra: redevoted: bowserfucker: oknope: imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your

karethdreams: agentumbls: an-gremlin: humoristics: The thing with statistics - via Numbers don’t lie but people can sure as fuck pick and choose the numbers they give you and phrase things to make them sound like they mean things they don’t

aspidelaps: buttart: abbulark: musicofthestage: WHATEVER YOU THINK THIS FROG SOUNDS LIKE YOU ARE WRONG. my cat could definitely hear this frog through my headphones. this fucking frog has no business making such a noise #aspidelaps lookI have seen

parzival221: shak1ra: redevoted: bowserfucker: oknope: imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your

parzival221: shak1ra: redevoted: bowserfucker: oknope: imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your

milverton: sucymemebabaran: writing-prompt-s: You don’t remember what you do for a living. Literally. You black out for 8 hours 5 days a week and a paycheck appears once per month. sounds like a dream job #This sounds like an epic storyline for

the-bitches-of-madison-county: crownmalone: nowyoukno: Now You Know more about Ben & Jerry’s! (Source) This sounds like a great excuse to go get some ice cream. we need more companies like this.

parzival221: shak1ra: redevoted: bowserfucker: oknope: imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your

parzival221: shak1ra: redevoted: bowserfucker: oknope: imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your

tamorapierce: runyousillydetective: the-bitches-of-madison-county: crownmalone: nowyoukno: Now You Know more about Ben & Jerry’s! (Source) This sounds like a great excuse to go get some ice cream. we need more companies like this. I found

perceptionofadove replied to your post “Arachni”Absolutely loved it yindy. It didn’t even sound like you were trying to fit the vocabulary words in. It all flowed great. I would love to see a continuation of this!glad you liked it dear. not

And when you have waited—-has it made you sure?

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obyssoul: e-wifey: five-flats: adulthoodisokay: i enjoyed this very much, thank you andrew huang. this sounds like beethoven on lsd @obyssoul sound like some adventure rpg music

parzival221: shak1ra: redevoted: bowserfucker: oknope: imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your

owlturdcomix: Hey peeps! :] This comic was commissioned by a friend of mine who runs slugbooks.com. It’s a site that lets you compare prices on textbooks so you can find the lowest ones — and you can sell textbooks as well. If that sounds like your

saltpunch: You might think this sounds like a fairy tale. You might even laugh at my story. You probably think that stuff like this, just doesn’t happen. But everything I tell you is true. This is the story about my mother, and the wolf man she

yourfandomsucks: What American English sounds like to non-English speakers Prisecolinensinenciousol, a parody by Adriano Celentano for the Italian TV programme Mileluci is sung entirely in gibberish designed to sound like American English. If you’ve

L O FUCKIN L. LOOKS LIKE YOUR PICTURE JUST GOT STOLEN AND YOU GOT NO CREDIT FOR IT. HAHAHAHAHHAHAAH YOU FUCKING DESERVE IT. i would say no offense but hahahahha. this sounds mean and all but oh my gosh you will probably have that i dont give a fuck

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lovlae: shaycode: Why does Chris Christie sound like a teenage girl in 2004 telling someone to “talk to the hand" no lie this is me

are you certain you want to remember me?

you’ll play your part

dominatemywoman:cd122411:sharingiscaringgirlfriend:Experienced: Tease week for you gives you blue balls 🙈👱🏼‍♀️I need a few weeks like this This sounds like a very fun week

thatonegaykid413: ask-gallows-callibrator: homosexual-titan: this is my favourite version you cant stop me THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WOULD IT WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE FROM LIKE— ELSE’A PERSPECTIVE OR SOME TINY UNNOTICEABLE FAIRY

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