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dripping-wet-pussies: If you need more hints, you are way outta your game :P Amazing clear dripping pussy juice here! Â The best thing I think is that you can’t fake this shit - if a girl’s pussy is dripping like this for you then you KNOW
harvzilla: Silver Christmas Secret Santa gift to me from @fogwatch13 Jimmy woke up to the thud again, and cursed “Goddammit, againwith this shit?” he hissed to no one in particular. It was the third night in a row since his new neighbor moved
Change up.
ihaveacleverfandomurl: lotrlockedwhovian: endiness: Castiel. I’m told you came here in an automobile. Fucking Supernatural. This is Satan and an Angel of the Lord having a conversation about riding in a car cause Satan legit wanted to know what
3motenors: YOU THINK I MAKE THIS SHIT UP? Piensas hago esta mierda? Tu penses que je fais cette merde up? Credis me fac excrementum sursum?
3motenors: Ed Watson of the Royal Ballet YOU THINK I MAKE THIS SHIT UP? Piensas hago esta mierda? Tu penses que je fais cette merde up? Credis me fac excrementum sursum?
If this bitch flew over MY cuckoo’s nest, I’d mop all that shit up, I tell you what. ~Yü (Marlene Dietrich, Shanghai Express, 1932, dir. Josef von Sternberg)
omgitsnils: hold up rhonda, gotta type this shit up first
the-gasoline-station: America 1968 2015TIME’s Baltimore Cover With Aspiring Photographer Devin AllenSource: TIME Sorry gotta b real for a sec…..when the Fuck is this shit gonna stop? For real like chill out and smoke, Fuck, scream, yell….
me: [masturbating, daydreaming up hot scenarios]me: aw yes we got this girl here and this other girl here. They’re gonna fuck. Niceme: okay so now they need realistic, believable backstories
shylittlebaby: hey FYI if you purchase my snap premium to download videos and use an emulator to pretend to be me. don’t mention your damn public account. because I will get into it and shut your shit down. Just a small heads up I hate how dumb some
varkarrus: obaewankenope: princessesfanarts: Jedi Princesses Bonus : Sith Ursula FUCKING SIGN ME THE FUCK UP FOR THIS SHIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW ursula needs to be approx. twice as thick but I’m cool with this anyways
Dumb fans have bought this exact same game ninety times since 1991. Literally this exact same game. Its fun as hell, but damn ninety times? Nostalgia will fuck you tight up. I’m not exactly exempt, I’ve bought it twice, Nintendo got my ass
fabrice0: I really hope y’all went ahead and unfollowed jtl4, homeboi literally reblogged this:FROM A PRO-NAZI BLOG:cant make this shit up. if ur racist trash u dont gotta unfollow him, i cant tell u wat to do. but everyone else pls unfollow this fucker
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: fuckingrecipes: foxyplaydate: ALRIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS LISTEN UP. YOU SEE THAT SHIT UP THERE THAT’S FUCKING CHOCOLATE LAVA CAKE DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A CAKE COVERED IN HOT GOOEY CHOCOLATE FROSTING IN LESS THAN 15 MINUTES?
pinupbanana: sensuwal: turnupforjesus: howboutno: annaomgz: salon: Tamara Holder could hardly get a word in as McInnes mansplained at her about marriage and happiness This is a joke, right? The fuck is this shit? Who the fuck allowed this man
pugsies: PLEASE READ. WILL NOT HURT TO AND FORWARD. Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up - leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to pick it up
greedsnotbad: luckied: greedsnotbad: luckied: greedsnotbad: luckied: I think that’s it. It sounds right,but doesn’t feel right. ’Live and let go’? Who comes up with this shit… Hell if I know. They were on crack for all we know.
u ever start playing a game but the moment u start up ur file and wait for all the shit to load u just don’t feel like playing anymore
nikki-fellatio: prguitarman: lexlifts: WOMEN ARE TAKING NONE OF THIS SHIT AND ARE STANDING TOGETHER I FUCKING LOVE IT also thank u to some boys for helping too A woman’s vagina can take something up to 200% it’s size 🙌👏👏👏👏👏👏💆
liftedtruth: 2brwngrls: lesbhonesttruth:screengeniuz:sandandglass:John Lewis on The Daily Show I have tears in my eyes. !!!! this was so so so beautiful John Lewis is one of our elders. We need his wisdom.
weaintaboutshit: plotprincessss: itsduonne: fxckaurl: takawaste: good lmao I’m sick of this trend of dudes fake cheating on their girls it’s not funny and he deserved that Right. I'da ducked his shit up to Wow You three trifling as fuck and
What if there are more Black people in America than a census 'tells' us? What if the white social hierarchy is reporting this false information so we won't feel entitled to fuck some shit up?
ohitsjustgreg: theblacksophisticate: Yes. Black people are not the only ones shut out of the Oscars. This is true. That said, I definitely invite my non-Black brother and sister PoC to shake shit up for themselves. Don’t be mad at the noise made by
50shadesfuckedupp: kodakthagreat: y'all bout to turn shit up. im bout to tear shit down. ✊🏾🔥 OMGGGGG that shirt is so dope
tumbladiah: pabloonabeat: sincerelyno: lagonegirl: 4mysquad: this shit is gruesome sick country. What is wrong with the police?? People fucked up in the mind.. some get to become cops smh Yo… He’s too scared to be out there with
artsyasfuckk: artsyasfuckk: Yooooo all jokes aside there is literally no memes etc that can make anything funny about this fucked up situation. Black people in America are literally in danger, ain’t shit funny.
tarynel: adreamdeferred: tayloredfuture: hotephoetips: sobeitjayt: imsoshive: I just saw this video on Twitter of a white couple at a swingers party. The wife ends fuckin this black dude and he is beating her shit up while her husband is sitting
diekingdomcome: afrodesiacworldwide: 😩disrespectful no female empowerment How far is tattoo far?This shit was wild because she dated old girl for a few months and they were friends before they started dating and could’ve told her respectfully
airagorncharda: keybladesoras: What do you mean the doors stuck, try jiggling the handle. what I love so much about this scene is how they clearly had a PLAN for this they’ve done this shit before
icegrill: brainfried: remember when lil wayne said “real g’s move in silence like lasagna” that shit fucked me up and then i realized the “g” in “lasagna” is silent i was like “damn……” i brought this line up once and my friend
gaygermans: spaghettihos: REBLOG IF I SHOULD GET THESE TATTOOED ON MY NIPPLES 1 million notes and i’ll do it Posted this shit on tumblr. You done fucked up, son.
un-obstructed-views: lavaporeon: wangs-of-freedom: nowyoukno: More Facts. Of course it is. ALL BITCHES THIS IS MY HOME TOWN TAKE A FUCKING SEAT WHILE I TELL YOU THIS STORY. GET A BOWL OF POPCORN BECAUSE THIS SHIT IS DOPEIN THE 1940’S PORTLAND
trionerd: ghostdildo: getting followed by ur favorite bloggers is like having your crush over at your house on one hand you’re super excited but on the other hand it’s like shit I gotta class this place up #*lights scented candles* #*casually
nasai: allthegoshdangusernamesaretaken: nasai: the universe fucks me up man like whats out there?? what are we?? is this shit even real?? are their other universes?? if so do u think naruto exists there?? fucks me up man According to the multiverse
laugh-addict: airagorncharda: keybladesoras: What do you mean the doors stuck, try jiggling the handle. what I love so much about this scene is how they clearly had a PLAN for this they’ve done this shit before
thebloggerbloggerfun: Supernatural the Musical Episode: With songs such as: So Get This - ft. Sam Winchester Sonofabitch - ft. Dean Winchester Goddammit I Think I Fucked Shit Up Again - ft. Castiel The Woman’s Lament - ft. Female ensemble Dude,
little-lionman: injellyfish: ahkmenra-h: hellabitcoins: sansaspark: magconbabe-matt: This shit better work HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE what if we all got paper lol GUYS I REBLOGGED THIS
mag-neat-ooooooooo: luunytoonz: orzhov-fun-police: randomfandomteacher: Unmute this shit This vine is very close to perfect. The song choice perfectly describes my reaction to this. roflpancakes
forloveofreason: thejadedtongue: You can’t make this shit up Actually, it’s exactly that. Made up. By a fake news site.Some other choice articles on the front page:
problackgirl: the met police have already tried to cover up one of the adverts pointing out their institutional racism. you honestly cannot make this shit up omg. nice to know they’ve got their priorities straight lmaoo. literally using crime scene
3motenors: corey turner by wong sim YOU THINK I MAKE THIS SHIT UP? Piensas hago esta mierda? Tu penses que je fais cette merde up? Credis me fac excrementum sursum?
unclefather:words are weird to me. Like bitch we made this shit up. Don’t tell me SHIT about not knowing what a word means
sehruh: robcoindustries: this is art. this is a work. of contemporary art. being exhibited at the los angeles museum of contemporary art. the title is “long haired cheese”. this is art. i couldn’t make this shit up if i tried. IM FUCKING FAILING
dancetilyouredead: thoroughlybaffled: nopantss: corkiri: ok here’s something for you to do listen carefully play this video but mute it and then open this one up but DO NOT have it muted then play both videos and watch and feel emotions you’ve
I’m one of those bitter children who hates all of the happy father’s day posts and shit.
Just got told I needa pay 500 bucks to fix my car…by my friend who’s giving me a deal. Liiiiikkkeeeee my ass is starting the new year broke as fuck lmao. We got me w no job, tuition busting up my account, plus my car trouble. At least my
noibatitty: freeiwatobiswimm: Rin speaking English!!! Haruka trying to understand! Omg XD now we all knows someday, Rin can speak to us! O//.///o THIS IS SO FUCKINGG SURREAL LISTENING TO AUSTRALIAN ACCENTS IN ANIME WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT IM HAVIG
3leapfrogs: 3motenors: YOU THINK I MAKE THIS SHIT UP? Piensas hago esta mierda? Tu penses que je fais cette merde up? Credis me fac excrementum sursum? .3leapfrogs|•=• •=• •=•Over 39,000 followers
3motenors:photographed by seth london YOU THINK I MAKE THIS SHIT UP? Piensas hago esta mierda? Tu penses que je fais cette merde up? Credis me fac excrementum sursum?
3motenors: Jola-Dziubinska_Nude4 YOU THINK I MAKE THIS SHIT UP? Piensas hago esta mierda? Tu penses que je fais cette merde up? Credis me fac excrementum sursum?
maarksavage: gorgeous-doormat: this is my jam man, turn this shit up This is a picture not a song. Lol
zizino: I’m on my worst behavior. Don’t you ever get it fucked up
drawbauchery: so when i typed pinkie pie on google this comes up. i guess i missed this in the show. is your pinkie also a killer? (fanofawesomethings) apparently you haven’t seen my mlp stuff either i have an entire art tag dedicated to cupcakes
ok i ended up coloring it (´▽｀) miku n luka stop fuckin’ shit up with ur love (click pic for full size)
messy AU doodles inspired by evil!homu reveals gaspp the plot is the common magical girl trope of an evil magical girl that messes shit up and then the good magical girls need 2 stop her and turn her to the side of good and maybe the leader one kisses
dashingicecream: ok i ended up coloring it (´▽｀) miku n luka stop fuckin’ shit up with ur love (click pic for full size)
scars-of-a-man:naked-yogi: HA! I am literally nauseous from reading this last sentence. Are you fucking joking? I want to throw up. I can’t practice yoga in the nude in public, anywhere in the world, apparently, because someone will “mess me up,”
And yet here you are telling me that not all guys are assholes??? Shouldn’t be surprised that someone says this shit when I talk about this on a public forum even though I made it clear in my post that the argument that not all guys are assholes literally
