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chalo-next-time: this will be me and my kid. if it was my kids, id be yelling out ‘OH SHIT, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BITCH, HE GON GET'CHU!!'
splashonmi-mami: this-is-getting-old: vlldvystvr: saggerboxxx: filthisgood:My would you look at that Damn that’s wife This turns me on so much IDK why Cause I’m in it! :D lol just kidding. Maybe cause it’s a public thing. I mean, thats why
teencumslut: dadslam: chempornpig: Holy fuckin shit this dad RAPES THE FUCKIN SHIT out of this kid’s throat. FUUUUUUUUUCK YEAH That’s the way to breK in a boy all bad boys wanting to get method up hit me up Anyone know where I can get more of
i-amjadeyfish: tee-raww8: who wants to get fucked by me like this? This is my favorite kind of sex.
dekutree: man babies confuse the shit outta me look at this one he fuckin run towards it at 80mph like u ever took a physics class nigga? were u not expecting to get wet? someone get this kid a job
solcluster: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: the-pun-isher: kittycatcourtney: starfruittree: thecityofpawnee: This guy is the worst. Florida you’re not looking so good. And this is from someone who is from there. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME GET ME OUT
sodomitedad: germancum: dadslam: chempornpig: Holy fuckin shit this dad RAPES THE FUCKIN SHIT out of this kid’s throat. FUUUUUUUUUCK YEAH That’s the way to breK in a boy all bad boys wanting to get method up hit me up reminds me on my past
manicpixiehorsegirl:garrettauthor:I lost it at this: It’s always important to ask kids “what do you mean?” before potentially getting offended. Like the time a kid told me, dramatically, that he was homophobic. When asked what he meant, he told
frillybowsandlace: In the South this is said quite often to warn kids that they were getting close to the line. I’ve also heard it used between guys, usually warning a drunk mess that he was close to a beat down. I’d like to hear it from my Daddy
mommydearestthings: jman1435: Come join me bro it will be like when we were kids only better… I know you want this now get in here and fuck your big sister My kids often bathe together, which turns into long noisy showers.
thekingdomofben: thekingdomofben: A girl just told me that boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider and I had no come back. I just got owned by an 8 year old She followed this up with ‘girls go to college to get more knowledge’ so this kid is clearly
thereadersmuse:i don’t fucking get commenters on old fics that begin with reviews that are like: ‘I know this is an old fic… I hope you don’t mind if I left a review….” me:ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING?!?!GETTING COMMENTS ON YOUR OLD FICS IS LIKE
mattnichollsdimples: mattnichollsdimples: This is a real life actual post somebody put on Facebook. Are you kidding me? She deleted this off Facebook so now I need this to get twenty million notes
hajime-nii: I’ve always thought that the job of us adults was getting kids to take the lead and run in the vanguard. But I suppose, eventually when we get overtaken, to smile and see them off is also the job of an adult
elasticitymudflap: when people ask me if i know about a thing i’m actually a huge fan of This happened to me with my boss before Christmas and he asked me advice on Transformers toys to get his kids.I was more than happy to supply him with information
ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
sick-kids-in-happy-homes: deadvibes: killing-caitlyn: A Schizophrenic suicide. things don’t always get to me but this got to me make the voices stop I dont have this disorder but this is just, wow
ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
themisdirectedsoul: falloutniece: wizardroryweasley: ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR
discard-and-discover: wizardroryweasley: ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD”
partytrasha: mattnichollsdimples:mattnichollsdimples:This is a real life actual post somebody put on Facebook. Are you kidding me?She deleted this off Facebook so now I need this to get twenty million notes someone obviously took Taylor Johnson’s
hotdoorknob: gigawattz:Are you fucking kidding me? How fucking offensive is this shit? This really pisses me off because when my dad first came to Canada he was told he was never going to get a job with a turban so he was forces to cut ALL HIS HAIR to
wizardroryweasley: ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD” “Here, I bought
wizardroryweasley: ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD” “Here, I
mattnichollsdimples: mattnichollsdimples: This is a real life actual post somebody put on Facebook. Are you kidding me? She deleted this off Facebook so now I need this to get twenty million notes Wtf is wrong with ppl
wizardroryweasley: ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD” “Here, I bought
a-dash-of-quiddity: mushb00m: theroguefeminist: this is me the biggest irony is that when i was a kid i literally collected bookmarks but i still never used them and did shit like this lol This is 100% me. I use bookmarks when I get them, but right
echosei: themainbitch: No, this is not the average tumblr picture. But that’s okay. This is me and my father. He was hurt in Iraq in 2006. I just wanted to put this out there and show everybody what happens. Live’s are lost, and people get hurt.
brainsludgemissives: Um, where’s the elaborate machine that dumps me out of bed, gets me all cleaned and dressed and out the door without any effort on my part? The Jetsons promised it to me when I was a kid and I want it. This waking up and expending
empressmarina: someone: [flirts with me] me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone someone: [asks me on a date] me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably. someone: [confesses their love
falloutniece: wizardroryweasley: ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT NO I WAS KIDDING PLEASE DON’T OH MY GOD I CAN’T ACCEPT THIS STOP BEING SO NICE DON’T YOU DARE GET ME THIS THING I ASKED FOR I SWEAR TO GOD” “Here,
summer-sunsets-in-the-monlight: strahy: leaf-less: dactyli0n: skater-kids: HOLY MOLY WOW bang me who is this omg today is my birthday and y’all can get me him for a present please someone… tell me who this is
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