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cosmictuesdays: nadiacreek: coelasquid: deformutilated: Fudge recipe on a headstone I feel like I should make this just to be able to say a dead person taught me how to make it. Maybe I’ll do it for Halloween. I desperately hope that she spent
This might be my new favorite.
this hunger in my flesh my instinct says it knows what’s bestthis craving comes and all i want is more - just a little bit more
This guy …
This doubles as the answer to “Where have you been all day?”
This probably isn’t what Anon was talking about, but oh well XDNow, Yellow Pearl, how do you know about that?
this joke is too old
herdirtylittleheart: I know Canada looks real smug right now with Justin Trudeau at the helm, but in light of the fucking tragic US election results I wanted to share some context that doesn’t make it into the rainbow-filled gifs and jokes about moving
Heads up, but this is very much against the Tumblr ToS on several counts (and extremely juvenile, just in general).
fumbledeegrumble: black-to-the-bones: Mayoral candidate tells audience members ‘Go back to Africa’ No, that’s not a joke. He really said that. How is he even a Mayoral Candidate? Men like him should never be around politics. He will never
narcissistic-introvert: danieljlayton: chomokh: still the best thing to come out of Australia The last two are so beautiful I could just about cry. If i don’t reblog this assume i have died. rofl XD
This is just adorable.
THIS, IS AWESOME AND AWFUL AT THE VERY SAME FUCKING TIME!!!
laughingstation: loki-cat: hurpthederp: thenarator: joshunf: this guy would survive in movies girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves
mindoftheunkind: thepoeticrebel: icantihaverehearsal: w0tdaactualfuck: THIS IS EXACTLY WHY I DONT WALK ON THOSS FUCKING THINGS AND EVERYONE THINKS IM FUCKING CRAZY I knew it. Nigga I’d pee on myself twice. Omfg.
man, i smashed my face at work today and my nose literally will not stop bleeding. this shit lame. i look like andrew w.k
This is how Flamel celebrates christmas. /shot
umyehs: fedorahatmatt: umyehs: breaking news: white cis boy drinks a can of monster energy drink, more at 11 breaking news: tumblr feminists continue to make jokes about cis white guys which in turn make them look exactly like the idea of man hating
This joke is gonna kill someone
mildlyinterestingcontent: Valve speaking to developers at Steam Dev Days about how to make your game successful with microtransactions. Not only did they make a new hat for Scout just to match the popular internet doodle/joke… They literally used the
This is one of my favorite dialogue notes from one of the storyboards
this steak is steakalicious
genocidertogami: (grabs everyone who thinks the “tOGAMI IS RICH XDDD” jokes are funny by the face) STOP BEING STUPID
ivyaura: why do white people get so butthurt over white people jokes like idc i find them hilarious because they’re so REAL i think mustard is spicy, my mom is a pinterest person, my brothers wear basketball shorts and nike socks like who cares we’re
godfearingwomanist: groovetheory: imsoshive: Plot twist: The bride bursts into tears when she sees the groom cause his fade clean and she knows she getting dicked down on an island after I’ve made too many jokes about how ima be crying down the
danedehans: we joke about procrastination but nothing is worse than the nauseating feeling of having every intention of doing something but physically not being capable of doing it and then feeling like you want to throw up because the deadline is just
nbgirlsidon: fussybabybitch: sneak peek at the upcoming omocat f/w line This is so fucking funny bye
oliviasatelier: the-tardis-gets-wifi: fursasaida: the-cinnamon-peelers-wife: mochente: Hari Kondabolu tells a feminist dick joke. Fuck. Yes. So I thought I should let everyone know that I’m in love, no big deal. i said i love you a few times
raymondshields: TRIALS. TEA. THE STEEL SAMURAI. Identity theft is not a joke, Agent Lang!
playlistsforparis: “Once I got proposed to, as a joke… I was proposed to onstage by my friend Toby. It was a fake proposal but the crowd went wild and it was really sweet.”
alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really talking to me…about
alexputyourpantsbackon:Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really talking to me…about
dontletthisheartgo: alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really
this is so good. i don’t give a fuck about anything. but i’ll give a fork for the quiche
eridan-amporadorable: IT! DOES! NOT! MATTER! IF! YOU! ARE! JOKING! IF! SOMEONE! IS! UNCOMFORTABLE! WITH! WHAT! YOU! ARE! SAYING! THEN! HAVE! SOME! RESPECT! AND! STOP! SAYING! WHATEVER! IT! IS! YOU! ARE! SAYING!
hopefully-funny: canadian knock-knock joke
frozencap: - I’m your new Quartermaster.- You must be joking.
snarkbomb: My favorite KH thing is making jokes about Ventus being sleepy. That, and editing him to have green eyes. It just makes more sense! FFXV Textposts Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 Favorite Characters Part 1 and 2 Cinnamon Rolls vs. Sinnamon Rolls
thenycdoll: lewiicrawford: high-femme-jigglypuff: howtobeafuckingvampire: bedpartymakeover: yeezys-girl: susiethemoderator: ohboiichris: Sandra turned 51 this weekend! She looks so good!!! 😍😍😍 See? This is what being an unproblematic
moschi-no-yes: modelingschool: bjorkgifs: snowleopardprincess:Björk tells a joke. 🐓🌋 BECAUSE POULTRY SUICIDE. #CelebritiesTellingJokes leaving this here for a while because i almost fell off my chair laughing I’m screaming
Fuck fuck fuuuuuck you. “She’s this that and the other thing, at least its real with you” My ass. You can have one or the other, not both. Thinking you were a good guy. LOL what a joke.
ashleyfrangpianes-blog: Thanks for all the memories, The Wanted. The inside jokes between you boys and the fanmily will be something I will personally never forget. You'll forever be in our hearts.
gemwarp: antoinebittersweet: OK PLEASE DON’T JOKINGLY VOTE FOR DEEZ NUTS IT’S FUNNY AND ALL, BUT IT’S REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT WE DON’T DETRACT VOTES FROM BERNIE BY VOTING FOR DEEZ NUTS YOU’RE LITERALLY THROWING YOUR VOTE AWAY PLEASE DON’T
maralie: i really love our generation’s joke trend of like, very calm but incredibly inflated hyperbole. like nobody says “oh she’s pretty” anymore we say “i would willingly let her murder me” and everyone is just like “lol same” i
oh-wow-lovlies: #GrowingUpUgly When guys in middle school would get dared by their friends to ask you out and see if you say yes as a joke
I’M NOT GOOD AT BEING ASKED SERIOUS QUESTIONS. HERE LET ME TELL YOU A JOKE!You know the phrase “—my ass!”? For example:Carl: “Johnny, I just had a serious make-out session with Patrick!" Johnny: "Make-out session
thevirgodoll: Can’t believe I have to say this, but normalize having empathy for Black women when they go through traumatic experiences. Everytime a BW is in the media for something traumatic, jokes are made. EVERY TIME! The lack of empathy for Megan
jimsdeadbones: “Zombies? Ghosts? Anti-gravity doomsday devices?”“Trigger, shut up and start looking.”“At least they can’t say ‘you’re joking’ after your report.”1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6
wizardsmagic:Someone help we thought we were done with Skeleton War jokes but then the Dimir do this totally rad thing and we’re right back in it. Art by Clint Cearley
biggest-gaudiest-fish: This is the worst joke I’ve seen and I am crying
jakemorph:trull-janan: jakemorph: xeryneian: You usually can tell if someone was a Homestuck fanartist once just by the way they draw hair explain It’s all about this flip. literally die
zachsanomaiy: skeleton-queen-witchy: andre-30008: orcpiss: dromaeocore: dromaeocore: you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog like this: not a furry: furry: You labled everyone at Disney a
toebeens:adhoption: pillowprincesslexa: frogs-smoking-cigarettes: pillowprincesslexa: Europe is currently being burned alive and people still think climate change is a joke. It’s warmer in North Europe than in the middle eastern deserts. Nearly
sandandglass: Jon Stewart on the Charleston shooting:I didn’t do my job today. I’ve got nothing for you in terms of jokes and sounds because of what happened in South Carolina. And maybe if I wasn’t nearing the end of the run or this wasn’t such
fkatwigs: this tag isnt a joke
doidles: garnet and amethyst having fun together/garnet going along with amethyst’s jokes/amethyst acting as garnet’s hype manwho let these weirdos raise a baby
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doafhat:Bingo bongo.
niuniente: The joke is cultural; in Finnish you call cats with kiss-kiss sound.We even have candies with a kitten wrapping paper called Kiss-Kiss.Grimmjow is a cat (a panther) so I think every languages psp-psp sound would call him lol.
huntressgoodwitch: that’s it these are the only jokes i have for the volume 2 trailer
