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heyitscherries: Eggnog Lovin’ I start this video by drinking some eggnog and then I decided to pour it on myself because, why not? There is so much belly and boob love in this as I pour the eggnog all over and rub it in. My hands can’t help but
daddyslilfuckslut: Why is there never anyone to share this with me!?!? Just a quick little taste since I have company lol
mywifelovesstrange: Heading home from a party and had too much to drink. My friend offered to take my wife and I home. She called shotgun?!?! This is what our drive home was like. Now I know why she kept getting me drinks!
I don’t think any amount of drinking can make this tanktop attractive. Which is precisely why I love it so fuckin’ much.
this video is perfect. the sound. the ominous being. the floating. i use to have sleep paralysis everynight i went to bed sober. maybe that’s why i drink so much. i think it started after i got an exorcism when i was 13 years old. i became an atheis
lederkoeter: randy-dog4master: Dog pissing As a dog I like to drink my piss out of a bowle
paternalstranger: She didn’t have much experience of any kind - drinking, sex, drugs - before Spring Break, and passed out just after midnight. This is how she woke up eight hours later. God, why hadn’t she gone on the pill before she left campus?
wasteofcum: I saw a girl in Fear Factor drink big glass of donkey semen, I mean reaaally big glass of warm donkey semen. Now why is this girl acting like she is doing something “special”? She is not. Its nothing. Its basic standard. Basic service.
benbrucealmighty: fuentitties: darlingimjustapainter: my favorite thing about this picture is that Vic is drinking beer and the most hardcore guy in the room is poring tea and why is Mike reading on the counter? vIC IS SLOUCHING OMF This is perf
thatonehotmom: mywifelovesstrange: Heading home from a party and had too much to drink. My friend offered to take my wife and I home. She called shotgun?!?! This is what our drive home was like. Now I know why she kept getting me drinks! Another hot
Don’t drink and draw kids.(Why did i draw the reverse centaur again? hahaha)This is the last weekend with the inlaws, so i’ll be getting back to work soon (look, i got as far as SFW goblin and a sketch shy of a giant horse dong, and its about as comfy
“Apparently Scouts and Neetra had too much to drink, they both started to fight in just their underwear. This is exactly why I try not to let Stands drink Skooma anymore, he’ll become crazily drunk.”
You wake up absolutely confused as to why there are naked argonians all over your room. You yourself aren’t covered more than them, and this is all you can remember before it all goes into a blank.Note to self, no more excessive drinking of mead.Mod
Otabek in YOI official art: The Common ThreadI’m not sure how I completely missed this before…and no, I’m actually not talking about Yuri as the common denominator.Why is he always eating/drinking?? ╮(￣ω￣;)╭
Just got home after having a few drinks and I don’t feel drunk at all, just this weird combination of being angry and sad and idk why and this whole mental health thing is just weirding me out bc I’ve never felt all these dumb ass emotions
domestic–doll:Just got home after having a few drinks and I don’t feel drunk at all, just this weird combination of being angry and sad and idk why and this whole mental health thing is just weirding me out bc I’ve never felt all these
sweetheartkandi: Fuck tequila That is all. #Dollarita lol stay awayyyLove you.
exo-shinee-snsd: I don’t know why I find this highly attractive O_O What is wrong with me? What is EXO doing to me?! WHAT U DO TO ME!?!!?? the way he licks his lips afterwards OH GOD <3 i want him to drink me ._. or whatever that means
*is at a comfortable full level and good time to wet* WHEN SUDDENLY! THE PRIMAL OMORASHI FEELINGS IN MY HEAD KICK IN!!“No drink more till you can’t sit still anymore and desperately begging to go pee”…. well I can’t argue with that I guess!
squirmysub: I made an omomeme. This is the actual reason why I never get a drink at the movies anymore lmao..
fluffy-omorashi: squirmysub: I made an omomeme. This is the actual reason why I never get a drink at the movies anymore lmao..
drinking-tea-at-midnight: hidingoutbackstage: I know we talk about how aware Gumball is, but THIS IS LIKE SUPER FRICKING AWARE this pretty succinctly explains why generations are a form of privilege.
drinking-tea-at-midnight: profeminist: Source this. and the reason why they blame women is because to admit that it’s toxic masculinity would require men to haveself reflection and realize some of their actions are bad.
allons-ygeronimofuckitybye:mononocake:314eater:The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitchesyou looking for this my friend? why is there a gif for this Why not?
trebled-negrita-princess: virtuheaux: thelonghotsummer: Honestly, this is the most helpful thing I’ve ever seen on tumblr. …well maybe besides the coconut oil uses I want the zombie. Holy shit why would anybody wanna drink liquor and tomato
fuelforbody: Why do you look at me like that. Drink it up. I know you are full, but this is the last 16′o clock snack before your 18′o clock dinner
weirdnakedthings: “All I want is my damn water. Why are these things designed this way? Why do I have to bend all the way over just to get a drink? What a stupid design.”
pale-like-ice: This photoset is why I no longer drink whiskey (’:
This energy drink isn’t doing shit for me. I’m still tired as hell. Why am i mot energized. Where is the energy?!
Why did i end i have to end up baby sitting This is stupid I always get sad and mad lately when i drink.
ensyme: God: why u drinking smirnoff at 10am me: darling,,,this is chamomile tea
sirseahorse: somedeadguy: naturally-frakking-intelligent: gpoy remind me why Mormons aren’t allowed to drink this again i am afraid if i drink this i am afraid i will drink forty cups a day and that is not a good thing and i already have a lot
I’ve been drinking this Sapporo for a few hours now. i’M STILL NOT DONE.
bigbossdidnothingwrong083: p5-akira-kurusu: bigbossdidnothingwrong083: LOOK AT THESE SHADOWS I ALMOST SPAT OUT MY DRINK Why is that face of huey on the guns That’s not Huey’s face on the guns. THIS is Huey’s face on the guns.
sub-male: humiliate-me-nl: So visible enjoining the way she releases is why I love to be the subject of drinking her. Being a urinal is more that drinking her body fluids, it’s being part of her release, in any kind. In this it’s the release of
ollivanders-stele: xso-sick-of-lullabiesx: OH MY GOD. THIS IS GENIOUS. WHY AREN’T THESE SOLD EVERYWHERE. THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY it’s all fun and games until you drink out of the wrong side of that glass and your drink pours all over you
dirtykarissa: Why do guys love to make me self-piss myself like this? Not that I am complaining. I love it. Just wondered what is the fascination? I am a pisswhore. I love being pissed on; being pissed in; drinking piss. I don’t know why, I just
Idk why I don’t day drink more. I am buzzed enough that this is the most relaxed I’ve been in ages.
scottisbackincali: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: isriana: My favorite part of any episode of this show is to watch how Giles is 600% done with everybody. There is good reason why Giles started drinking in season four O.O Like Xander could speak Latin!
2damnfeisty: smidgetz: africanaquarian: aintralph: thatdudeemu: thagoodthings: thagoodthings: OH MY GOD??? Y??????? why he nakey eat/drink nigga? is that supposed to be chicken and grape juice who is the boy and why did he sign up for this @God
shadowulf: babeobaggins: dualchainz: Can plies chill 😂😂😂 why is this nigga ALWAYS at panera Why does he have his own drink at Panera called a Pink Pwussy
racingmiku: racingmiku: Idk why people are so shocked about Randy’s feet when this is the same man who drinks marina sauce straight from the cup
jewcyjayy: deandresr: sazzmine: This is me fr. That’s why I don’t drink lmao 😂😂😂😂 This is literally all my guy friends then me lmao
mistersnurb: baxtavius: mistersnurb: “why is there a black entertainment television but no white entertainment television” what are you talking about it’s called the food network why is there a food network but not a drink network this man
ridge: why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it
akumaprincess: REASON’S WHY I SHOULD NOT DRINK NO.1 = I end up like this. However this is my best friend since school and I love her dearly.
shacklefunk: why do mosquitoes have to leave itchy bites. cant they just drink blood w/o ruining my day, like i have a lot of blood, u can have some, this is just excessive
shacklefunk:why do mosquitoes have to leave itchy bites. cant they just drink blood w/o ruining my day, like i have a lot of blood, u can have some, this is just excessive
why am I watching Britney Spears countdown? this not being able to eat sleep and drink thing is getting to my head. i’ve never wanted sleep so bad before.
miraruinada:“Tell me what sorta science you’re talking about first and then I’ll decide.” “ And why would I tell you ? For all I know you’re gonna drink that stuff and waste it ! This is a goddess’ bath
pothepolarbear: I’m really bad about taking care of myself. Sometimes I’m like “why am I so hungry?” and then I realize I haven’t had a real meal in like 2 days. So, this is a friendly reminder to eat some food, drink some water, get some sleep,
pretty privilege is just something that’s always been there. But in this day and age you can see it and feel it more than ever before. When people say well free drinks isn’t a privilege but let’s just stop for a second and go well why is this person
