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“Ugh, I need to get a new shirt. I can’t believe these stupid things are still growing. Sorry, this is probably totally awkward for me to talk about in front of my little brother!”
dumbandbigger: This big boy is my lover. It was a very small thing before just like me. But I love them huge. So I did that to it. Yes, it. It’s huge now. But totally stupid. I don’t mind though. I actually love it this way. A big dumb toy. It’s
theshadowsinthesun: youblowuponesun: disney princesses not totally getting along is my favourite thing loove this
Things I Want in My Face for Valentine’s Day…#8 I always loved this chick. Maybe the best white booty in the business, ever. Also, she seemed kind of dumb and totally down for whatever, which is hot.
n0tabigail:russianoatmeal:I present to you a photoset of Jason Momoa, because why the hell not Dear Jesus FYI THIS SEX ON WHATEVER HE IS ON IS COMING TO MY FUCKING GEEK COMICON THING!!!! *FREAKING OUT* I will be totally cool and non-challant if I get
bigcutieellie:So Many SnacksEvery single night before I head to bed I have to have something to snack on. Join me in this set for a total snack binge! My big huge belly is going to be stuffed with all the things that leave me super happy. I just love
The most important thing in this world to me is my family. I have been through many ups and downs on the road of life while learning to be a decent person and father. I was a total wreck of a parent at when I first started out. All nervous and
leatherlacedbass: thebeautyofrope: text and layout by TheRopeGeek. and again: other things can totally work. but my personal vote is:three strand cotton, 3/16″ / 5mm diameter, 26 feet (8 meters) long OR you can also skip all this shit and buy
cosplaydeviants: Repost from @melissadrewmodel ••• Is #ThighHighThursday still a thing? Remember when I scarred children at Anime Expo with my ass while cosplaying Purple Heart? Also totally shot a set of this with @lemewphotography for @cosplaydeviants
antifadad:u ever see a callout post that’s totally justified but includes random shit that doesn’t matter on there? like “this person murdered my dog and also watches bbc sherlock”? like damn… only one of those things is actually important
shannibal-cannibal: inkyubus: sandandglass: President Barack Obama at the White House Correpondents’ Dinner. OBAMA HAS TOTALLY STOPPED GIVING A FUCK AND IT’S THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN this shit was brutal Obama is now my idol if
tateware: bonjour-manger-bitte: bibliofilariidae: bonjour-manger-bitte: If there’s a fetish there’s a totally spies episode dedicated to it sorry but what in the FUCK are you talking about and why is this the first thing on my dash
So I finally found out who made this really cool thing because they came forward and made me another really cool thing!BabySweets on FA went and made this awesome render of my femotters head, and what’s more is that it is a totally buildable papercraft
bonjour-manger-bitte: bibliofilariidae: bonjour-manger-bitte: If there’s a fetish there’s a totally spies episode dedicated to it sorry but what in the FUCK are you talking about and why is this the first thing on my dash
shorthalt: shorthalt: not to sound like a baby boomer or some other bullshit but the internet really has given children access to things they absolutely should not see. i just heard my ten year old brother make a daddy joke. this really has to stop.
spazztastic-muffin: kouha: my very small yet ongoing collection of anime guys eating things they arent supposed to eat in total silence i hope this video is 5 minutes long someday
savingpeoplegiffingthings: Hey so, is this a thing? Have people been talking about this and I missed it? I was just trawling through 10x23 for some stills, and this caught my eye, and somehow I totally missed it before? Just so we’re clear THERE’S
uisce-bitch: bonjour-manger-bitte: bibliofilariidae: bonjour-manger-bitte: If there’s a fetish there’s a totally spies episode dedicated to it sorry but what in the FUCK are you talking about and why is this the first thing on my dash
willowwish: Hey look, I did the thing! I wanted to challenge myself and I totally won. This is part of a long term project I’ve been working on, but if I finish it, I’ll wear it to my next con.
c-sand: One of my favorite things about this show is that all of us get to look like ourselves. When it comes to everyday makeup on the show its the bare minimum. Chapstick and a little mascara. It’s really relaxing getting to be you and focus totally
thebloodstainedsoldier: [[ Here you go <3 not sorry about the eyebrow piercing ]] [This is one of the greatest things I have ever found waiting for me in my inbox. *Jumps on Ray and snuggles forever* gah don’t feel bad about the piercing. I totally
everyjourneylove: ithelpstodream: The Millenial Falcon is my new favourite meme. I am well over 30, but I totally agree with this. Plus I have a teenage son who will have to deal with this. Why would people think the younger generation needs to do things
jennysnaughtyworld:I love being used as a cum rag. This is so totally my kind of thing.
accioharo: what-the-fuck-is-superego: kouotsu: kobacake: puptart: japahn: Suzuki Fukuuuuu the cutest Japanese wee thing in existence bububu #wow what a kawaii kid Omg I can’t. I will totally watch this show oh my god woah a child actor that
randomghost: Ok I’m gonna do the thing just to see what my corporate name is.To me honest, I didn’t find it out of the ordinary for cyberpunk-ish blogs to take on big blocky corporate suffixes. Like, we could all continue this and it’d be totally
surprisebitch: bonjour-manger-bitte: bibliofilariidae: bonjour-manger-bitte: If there’s a fetish there’s a totally spies episode dedicated to it sorry but what in the FUCK are you talking about and why is this the first thing on my dash Im……
mybigmaturetits: I don’t like to take too many pics of me leaning forward like this because it makes my big boobs look so totally droopy. Is that a bad thing?
serenityoftherisingsun: This is my favorite thing in the world to do. Go on an adventure, The feeling of being totally and completely alone and just thinking.
h0e-bl0g: I had my first laser removal sesh this afternoon and discovered two things: 1. It is nowhere near as painful as what I thought it would be, and 2. My technician is kinda douchey but also totally hot, so. How would you compare it to the pain
vaginal-problems: 4rianagrande: llovegrande: how is this a children’s show turnt on Nickelodeon I ship it. I came accross that dance thing in the first two gifs the other day while flipping through channels… My jaw totally hit the floor!
poolee-espinal: erol-flynn: Group of Marines killing time during hurricane season. IS THAT A CLOWN Haha my platoon totally did this once…. Just to do it no hurricane required . Bored marines are the most dangerous thing on the planet to be
drivenbyboredom: One of my favorite babes Finch Linden took photos of herself and other lovely things every week for a year and published a book of the photos. Clearly you need to own this. Finch is totally fun to look at and her photos are fun to look
chubsintubs: I worked on a larger and more detailed pic for two hours until my photoshop crashed (yes i totally forgot to save) OTL this is what I had in mind.. kind of.. maybe I’m gonna draw the whole thing properly again, but not tonight
just wanted to draw Jade in Jake’s outfit aha a idk
sparklesintwilight liked your post: Now I wanna hear this soap story. oh okay that’s cool this is literally the most embarrassing thing ever totally wanted ECmajor to know I got soap stuck in my ladyparts that’s great IT’S GONNA
Maybe i shouldn’t have opened this second energy drink now i feel weird i guess i’m going to keep scribbling things because sleep is not going to happen ever . I’m totally going to do a Sine dakimakura, i think my heart’s set on
appleschnapple: These two have gone from ‘hey, that’d be totally cute’ to ‘my god greatest thing ever’ and all I have to show for it is this.