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Look how happy this ass to mouth slut is, you can’t buy enthusiasm like that. Take note girls, this is what your man wants from you, not that ‘do I really have to face’. Show your man devotion and dedication like this and his eyes will

madame-fluttershy: Mod] this is what I’ve been working on for the past two weeks. This is my tree / trains (there’s 6 plus a trolley) and village. I love Christmas time NOT ART: But worth the reblogTHIS ^ is how you do a tree and Christmas village.

$deadrunespark: A little something something for senpai askug ////_\ How did I miss this!! This is so sweet! >w< Sorry I didn’t see this sooner, not sure what happened. You are the first and only one to call me senpai x3 Thank you lots Runesp$

deadrunespark: A little something something for senpai askug ////_\ How did I miss this!! This is so sweet! >w< Sorry I didn’t see this sooner, not sure what happened. You are the first and only one to call me senpai x3 Thank you lots Runesp

ElectroBeats makes best glowstick~ owo (I hope you enjoy! I had alot of fun making this! x3 This is the first time I’ve made anything glowy so it took some figuring x3 The last image is a bonus pic because I love the way Electro came out x33)

I am a Madridista, but this is killing me. How big is he? Taking the blame for something he couldn’t do anything about. No Cesc, this is not your fault. No matter what you say or what you feel. Barcelona played well. Arsenal had difficulties, and

superstarfighter:Getting Shit Done. But first: Blog about your plans to get shit done, take pictures, make to do lists about how you want to get shit done, make tea, think about getting shit done.

karaboos: Art trade with @cartoonyafterdark I did read the petplay fanfic and let me tell you a thing That shit was great

Say it again, I don’t think she gets it

‪if you recognize a sex worker in public, do NOT say anything to them. you will make them uncomfortable & they will fear for their safety. especially do NOT contact them online afterwards telling them how much you want to f*ck them. this is not

Ohmygod i am so tempted to just cancel this date i just want to crawl into a hole and hide forever

pmellark: nash-grier: Honestly, I don’t know how I feel about having Tumblr. I really don’t get it and it’s not something I really like using. What do you guys think? :/

swoz: flextrovert: gnometeeth: A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him. I live for this post “Do what you must, for I have already won.” christ

The ‘Juicy’ Standardized Test: How Well Do You Know Biggie’s Anthem 20 Years Later? This is the “Juicy” Standardized Test. This is not the Fill in the Blank “Juicy” quiz, or the True/False “Juicy” quiz, or the Word Bank Matching “Juicy”

askbreejetpaw: xenthylart: breeeeee. once again proving i have no idea how to pony sorry this is not my forte < u> What do you mean you have no idea!? This is amazing! <33 Thankyou :3 ! <3

avaruuskala: I made this piece a while ago for an ywpd zine that is probably not happening anymore so here you go! I don’t usually do collage stuff so idk what drove me to use this technique but it was an experiment I guess…?

momomomma2: momomomma2: trying to convince people who don’t live around corn that you Do Not Fuck With Corn is such a weird and exhausting conversation like how am i supposed to convince your california ass that something evil is within those stalks

kittyoflelo: rock-hopperhazuki: sushinfood: longbeachgriffy: working in retail this is exactly how it is and if ANY OF YOU PULL THIS SHIT then stop fucking shopping because we do not want you to come back “Over sum CHIPS??!?” I’ve never seen

misstylersmith: Nine: Look, you can’t fall in love with me. Rose: Don’t tell me what to do. Nine: Ros- Rose: I’m going to love the fuck out of you and there’s nothing you can do to stop me!

mollypops23:“Son, when I told you to go outside and make a snow angel, this is NOT what I meant.”“But daaaaaaaad, look at her, how can you not be impressed with that?”“*sigh* Did you at least do it properly? I can’t believe this, one week

sanjuromartell: theprinceswilly: teababe27: theseconddoctor: I AM LAUGHING How do you even mix those two up? How do you not notice? This is what happens when all our movies end in numbers. When I was a kid we went to go see Good Burger and we

I don’t know if any of you realise how groundbreaking this is — the monarch is NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THIS. They are supposed to be impartial and not publicly speak out about their personal political views, although this rule has been broken and bent

jjaelover: silly—wippersnapper: Not giving a f*ck at Splash Mountain this is how you do not give a fuck This literally made my day

forgottenawesome: Do You Love Someone With Depression? If you have a partner or are close to someone who struggles with depression, you may not always know how to show them you love them. One day they may seem fine, and the next they are sad, distant

asklevivoice: mogoliz: And I know that you would accept me too, if I told you today “Hey! Guess what? I’m gay!” (but I’m not gay) Based on this audio x OOC: wow didn’t see this till now! Amazing!

beniseragaki: dies-first: beniseragaki’s au's…omg I cri erry teim I really had fun with this one :DDD like how do you NOt like sly blue like wut… pppththhthhhth oh nO ANOTHER ONE I love bickering between Sly and Aoba I love it I feed off

formerlygraciouswings-blog: Anywhere you want. Any time you want. #I like to think that Luna traveled with the Doctor for years. She was his best friend; patient and wise, she always knew what to say or when not to say a word. She didn’t run in

baetology: kingknowbody: sugarmacaron: takeprideinyourheritage:and you think they’re not paying attention? You still believe they’re as ignorant and blind as they lead on? tisk tisk tbh this is so important I hate that I agree with him This

I don’t know if any of you realise how groundbreaking this is — the monarch is NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THIS. They are supposed to be impartial and not publicly speak out about their personal political views, although this rule has been broken and bent

grabtheshaft: havenlycouple: “It is not how much you do, but how much love you put in the doing.” http://havenlycouple.tumblr.com/ Check this couple out. Super hot.

cherry-bubblegum: ok so I found this on 4chan, so I don’t know how reliable it is, but apparently Isayama and Araki (the director of the anime) had a little interview. Someone posted a few translations but this one in particular piqued my interest;

my-wayward-wolf: I don’t know if any of you realise how groundbreaking this is — the monarch is NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THIS. They are supposed to be impartial and not publicly speak out about their personal political views, although this rule has been

martymuses: fallen-angel-with-a-shotgun:pastelmorgue:hottermelon:2000yr:I didnt kno they had thesebrow extensions Okay but do you realize how good this is for cancer patients?? People with scars who can’t grow brows??? People with alopecia??? (Sp?

bloodchampiontazji: bloodchampiontazji: I got up this morning, and the number of followers I have laughed at me (101) So I’m gonna do an art giveaway thing! Awh yeah!What is it? Glad you asked. 1. First two people (2) get something like this. Full

whyvoneenee: irerisitahiri: Disney Concept Art …. Really? Really? This is not all concept art. It’s glaringly obvious that not all of this is concept art And please don’t ask “How do you know that? You can’t say that!” because the first

I don’t know if any of you realise how groundbreaking this is — the monarch is NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THIS. They are supposed to be impartial and not publicly speak out about their personal political views, although this rule has been broken and bent

not-just-a-good-girl: This is how you do it boys. Take note.

miss-eevee: castlevaniaportraitofruin: avatati: medinabigmom: 64 year old cosplayer, I’m not sure that is sad or cool, but he sure knows how to cosplay! What do you mean sad, this is super cool! ^ If doing something that makes you happy when

saturnineaqua: saturnineaqua: marfmellow: ranting-rose: lulladie: oldmotherredcap: graveskeeper: lethe-and-mnemosyne: marfmellow: THIS IS NOT OKAY! How do you rob poor folks graves for their bodies?!? HOW DO YOU ASK FOLKS IF THEYRE TRYNA BUY

mostlyhazel: it is okay to let things go. it does not make you a bad person. you do not need to hang on so tightly to everything in your life. some of those things will not last, and that is okay, because that is how life is. you do not need to keep

damnsherlockwhathappened: the-science-of-sherduction: the-art-student-in-221c: DO YOU FUCKING REALIZE HOW MUCH I DID NOT NEED THAT NOT. OKAY. EVER. THIS IS NOT O FUCKING KAY

daisenseiben: f1rstperson: thejusticethatissocial: on one hand this is hysterically funny, but on the other someone’s gonna get lit on fire or blown up at this rate lmao This is… not that hard…. Goddammit Oregon how do you fuck up this hard?

$oiltipped:hate when guys talk about having kids to “continue their legacy”. sorry, is this 1692? what legacy are you chatting about? a ¾ full nando’s rewards card, a parking space, and a couple of podcast ideas? all your straight cousins$

oiltipped:hate when guys talk about having kids to “continue their legacy”. sorry, is this 1692? what legacy are you chatting about? a ¾ full nando’s rewards card, a parking space, and a couple of podcast ideas? all your straight cousins

itsnotruineditsperfect: I can’t even express how hot this is and how much I want - need - all of you to do this for me, if you are in a relationship that is not D/s or otherwise kinky. I want to hear your stories and I want you to be clear with her

tangarang: awesomevines: Brittlestar Parenting After Star Wars dad: gregor go clean your roomgregor: *lights up toy lightsaber*dad: ….dad: alright lets do this *lights up his own lightsaber*

kagayyama: is this how you do a redraw cuz i dunno. also what do you mean this is not what actually happened

sushinfood: longbeachgriffy: working in retail this is exactly how it is and if ANY OF YOU PULL THIS SHIT then stop fucking shopping because we do not want you to come back

megandmrbig: This is all. I do love you, you just need to open your heart and see it! Love is not what you see with your eyes or hear with your ears love is the changes to how someone lives and the changes to what someone may want and the letting in

ossricchau: you are my sunshine my only sunshine you make me happy when skies are grey you’ll never know dear how much i love you so please don’t take my sunshine away

imswaggerificbro: ONLY JUST NOW DUDE AS A KID I REALLY WATED ME SOME USEFUL GODDAMN SKINTONES WHERE WERE YOU 15 YEARS AGO. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY ORANGE PEOPLE I HAD. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I WAS A CHILD OH MY GOD. THIS IS NOT FAIR. my

a-isoiso:capwilsons:capwilsons: stevesboyfriend: idk how you watch catws and not pick up on the fact that sam is absolutely a mirror of steve… they even straight up say it in the film. “I do what he does, just slower” okay we gonna do this because

oregonsunshine: Would it disappoint you to know that it is not what you are doing back there that makes me this wet?It’s what it does to you that makes me drip and quiver….just knowing how turned on you get makes me crazy. Yes, turned on and after

pleasurenest: I need to know how to do this. Like, how to make it water fountain. This is not a squirt. This is far beyond. What have you done. Is she okay?

pleasurenest: I need to know how to do this. Like, how to make it water fountain. This is not a squirt. This is far beyond. What have you done. Is she okay?

billyguitar77: his-dark-victoria: savagepumpkin: You are in a slutty mood. He’s not going to share you wuth others..but he knows how to fill you up. How it should be done #this.is.Fun. let’s do it

so I just sent this via fb to someone I have a suppaah crush on “hey man if you’re ever in the nova/dc area, you should hit me up and we should hang out or something” ps they live 5evah away (aka like 3 hours)

faiyuuhi: I’m so freakin’ late to the party. Day 5: Swapping clothes———————— Yamato: Is this how you do that eye smile thing?Kakashi: How do you do that look where it looks like your smiling but really you’re not….

I don’t know if any of you realise how groundbreaking this is — the monarch is NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THIS. They are supposed to be impartial and not publicly speak out about their personal political views, although this rule has been broken and bent

thecherrytreespirit: (Do not re-post)Thank you @jen-iii for letting me use you’re Beachsona.This idea would not leave my head for weeks when I was in finals and working on a homework for my Comic Design class. So this is how I believe what would happen

hexephra: POSES?t?? ctrl+click or cmd+click each image for readable sizes, or just click these handy links: one two three four Once again stressing that this is how I do things, not how you should do things. I mean, you can if you want. But it’s entirely

miss-eevee: castlevaniaportraitofruin: avatati: medinabigmom: 64 year old cosplayer, I’m not sure that is sad or cool, but he sure knows how to cosplay! What do you mean sad, this is super cool! ^ If doing something that makes you happy when

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