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cluegrrl:peelingmandarins:“After thirty years of intensive research, we can now answer many of the questions posed earlier. The recycle rate of a human being is around sixteen hours. After sixteen hours of being awake, the brain begins to fail. Humans
bladdershycutiepie: me: *takes a deep breath* me: i lo- anyone who has spent five seconds around me ever: yes, you love pee, we know, you love omorashi so much, it’s the light of your life, you love it so much, you just love guys pissing their pants,
opuseponymustard: me, a monsterfucker: is the blood in my veins a fine wine? Sweet sap of the purest maple? monster: Imma keep it real with you chief you taste like antidepressants and a gas station burrito
This is what my sister sent me on Skype……I think she’s trying to kill me
iamthemeep: sodamnrelatable: trying to talk to someone you really admire I DONT KNOW HOW THIS IS ACCURATE BU SOMEHOW IT IS
screamandshout: get-elain-a-horse: I tumblr! My name is Elaine. You can see me in this picture! That is me holding the sign, HI! Well my hubby said that if this gets 1 MILLION notes, he will buy me a horse. I would love a horse I grew up on a farm where
lackyannie: theangiec: This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE Those jazz hands tho
glitch420: brokenautomaton: memeufacturing: i can’t reblog this because CK has me blocked but this is. Honestly amazing, It’s funny how people harass someone based on their opinions, but then kick and scream when that person defends themselves,
nefepants: thahalfrican: This shit killed me lmaooooo This is like listening to a record scratch over and over again, in really uneven and painful intervals.
wackcauldron: me: lgbt spaces being invaded by “cishet aces” is an unimportant and largely hypothetical problem that nerds use to feel fake outrage spoiled tumblr queer who has never been part of a queer community outside of their college’s LGBT
clexavauseman: This is LGBTQ+ culture
morganalefays:no offense but im going to get better and im taking all of you up with me
anawinkaro: bismuth: PEARL - Oh Steeeeeeeeven, would you mind helping me find my cellular phone? steben - why the fuck have you been lying to me my entire life, pearl? XDD
softerandsofter: bbwprincesschub: cant-stop-eating: This is the corniest feedist thing I’ve ever been told . Thanks feedergirl LMAO. @gaslightgallows LOOK AT THIS SMOOVE
This is SO me for the next two days.
This is actually pretty accurate. And thanks for wanting to fuck me three times.
This is what religious people who are anti-science sound like to me…. in picture form….
This is in my top 5 moments for this anime and my top 10 for ALL anime. Its right near the beginning of the series and it basically sold me on the show.
This is so 90s it physically pains me…
I’m really proud of myself. This is the first time in my life I actually like my body. I’m content with where my workouts are leading me. That and I want to attract all the hotties. ;) lmao
theroomyouneverenter: wilbr: I ask myself this question every day. this is how i talk to myself in my head
ashestoashesjc: me, a sensible boy, feeling a tickle: just your leg hair, calm down caveman brain: it is so many spiders
tamagohime: me: *exists*me: this is too much
stilinski: me: *spends ū″ me:
luvisblack: What the kinky women be saying. “Don’t threaten me with a good time ”#LuvIsBlack #MarleysThoughts #BTOMBG this is entirely accurate
joshnumbilin: 6lackranger: This is how tumblr is when they don’t do the research before getting pissed
fuCK BABY KISUMI IS SO CUTE LET ME HUG HIM.
also, shameless self promo: follow me on twitter @a0babe and cry over shimad*cest with me
imsoshive: Me: You my nigga. Whenever you need anything I got you. My nigga: You think you could help me move into my new apartment next week? Me: Niggas do not help when it’s time to move lmao
lmao this is my old tumblr before i knew how to use it.
andrewbelami: If this is the tweet that keeps me from getting a good job or going to a good college I will jump off a very big building
pleasent-dreams: memoryanddesire-stirring: anomandaris77: cartackreeg: bandwnudes: LMAO If this is real, I need to get it for the wife. LOLZ Heh. ~OMG…Bahahaha!!!~ *coughs* Excuse me while i run off to Wal-Mart!
blurockshooter: Music to your womb.
gingerhaole: actuallygrey: crybabychan: devpastel: spxmano: oi-flyboy: My first time at starbucks be like fucking wild this is so accurate? What. The fuck. LMAO I am crying Okay. Having worked at coffeeshops for approx. 10 years, I’ve seen
wealwaysbreathe: gnarlymoose: his laugh is stored in a special place in my heart THIS CANNOT BE REAL LMAO
LMAO….this is me all day!
iverbz: brownglucose: imsoshive: What the hell … I kind of want to go to show where a celebrity tries to crowd surf so I can be that asshole who drops them. lmfao please tell me this isnt the actual reason lmao
prettyboyshyflizzy: britteryikes: That Moment After You Get In Trouble With Your Mom Is this not you?! Is this not me?! lmfao Meeeee 😂 it’s crazy how we all did the same thing
This is what my hair looks like when I actually comb my curls. Lmao. (≧ω≦)/
duhdoydorothy: plaingold: if you dont make this face when dancing, who are you
eternalfreed0m: I’m crying. This is too much, delete this!!
rianphin: lu-alhati: ajiayabombe: ajiayabombe: africanaquarian: heyveronica: I think about this tweet every day. lmao that’s what I said lol this is exactly why i dont mess with drake but I’m glad people are catching on like people in the
feministbuffy: breannewilliamson: kidslutti-: mrslean: lstname1st: ohbaeme: Watching this makes me happy I did not see that coming yoooo This is the greatest thing ever the kid recording is losing his shit lmao New favourite video on Tumblr
scootsenshi: quadvillain: swoleblonde: “YOU DONT NEED TO WEAR MAKEUP!” I’m crying..this is my new official response to every boy who’s ever told me they liked me better without makeup 😂😂 Im fucking dead
goldenpoc: chawriee: finesseyahundredz: jeniphyer: kingdopeness: will-x-vi: aintnosuchthingastoothick: Something I’ve done & still do 😭 This is even cuter knowing that she had no idea he had the camera on her. Lol like this is just a regular
minotaurclub: me, learning things about myself: oh this is bad
floozys: i hate the customer service stage of friendships, that exhausting stage where you have to pretend to be constantly enthusiastic and your answer to everything is “i don’t mind! :)” ..they’re the customer and i’m trying to sell my friendship
unclefather: me in a Best Buy: excuse me, which one is the best employee: I’m sorry, what? me: which is the best to buy
lesbianspacepilot: a lesbian: idk she just doesnt seem interested :/ someone: did u like, talk to her a lesbian: a lesbian: do what @fairyneko LMAO OMFG ME AT YOU 😂😂😂😂
justinhammer: #dear diary: today littlefinger came to my tent #i told him i didn’t like his face #brienne patted me on the back after #it felt good #and then i told loras what i said and he told me i was a really clever king #i don’t like your
pixiesizedprincess: This Halloween, I’m dressing up as Maleficent and going to all the parties I wasn’t invited to.
sharingneedles:boy: (stops texting me)me: (texts other boy ive been ignoring for a few weeks) hey haha sorry i was busy what’s up
fvckdrea:timeline sleep?
candyfluffy: Omg this is me lmao
endocrinez: exam: it makes me so mad when a good post is ruined by someone saying something like “this is awesome” in the caption like yes we all knew that it was awesome no need to fuck the post up ^^^THIS
whitegirlsaintshit: modelingschool: coconutcafe: ok but is this not me I want a tall tee like this. me taking a stroll this morning.
cosbyykidd: me: *sees porn on the dash*me: this is disgus-me: ….where are my headphones?
wonho-ful-reactions: allbtsvideos: i just did a purity test n i got 56/100 um im a child of god pls anoint me as a saint right this second!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if anyone wnts to do it heres de link I promise that I’m an innocent smol bean I got
lmao y’all r super curious huh. the first problem is hard to catch since the scene goes by fast, but it was awkward seeing blake/sun/velvet picketing for their rights bc y’know, this is a super serious thing to them that affects their lives, and
