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this is the first picture i post with my actual face in it. this is one of my favorite pictures. circa 2009.

turtletotem: kageillusionz: ASFH:LAKSJDA Translation:“Why did you leave me?”“Why did you LET ME LEAVE?”

Lol this is me. >_>

48, female, submissive.And because people keep asking, yes my profile pic is me.32,311 followers. i decided to add this bit because it’s hard to find hard numbers on the actual number of followers of a tumblr. blog. Today’s date is 12/17/16. i’ll

This is the last post in the “Where’s Peri” arc. Click here to read it from the beginning!

Me: Hey, I’m doing okay! This is a good day!Voice: There’s a chance all the people in your life are paid actors and you should check all electronic devices for hidden cameras.Me: That’s ridiculous.Voice: Truman Burbank thought so too.Me:

me: April Fools is today!me: *thinks about fun stuff I can draw for this day*me: wait…1st of April….4th “anniversary” of my fav pet’s deathme:

captioned-vines: tahreza: when shes like “that one is” its the cutest thing in the world and its also me Boyfriend: [mumbles] “That’s sensational.” Girlfriend: “Actually, that’s not my favorite highlighter.” Boyfriend: “It’s not?”

You guys know what I love? When I get shit for stupid ships and porn I draw cause people like bouncing on the sticks up their ass. But then you see basically nothing on something that is actually fucking offensive and disrespectful as fuck. You might

It’s F Dawg’s birthday today!!!!!!!! This is the second year in a row we end up in Orlando for her birthday. I love this woman forever and ever. (actually her birthday it tomorrow but STILL) eeeee!

kingcheddarxvii: Me: bless me father for I have sinned Priest: what’d u do Me: I drew myself as an anime boy Priest: that’s not a sin. Jesus loves anime Me: really? oh thank God. I brought a drawing of it actually Priest: it’s really good. I

karatekuchen: fizzy-dog: fizzy-dog: i once was so angry that my dad didn’t buy me a soda that i told the police about it let me elaborate i was like 4 and it was summer, and i walked up to a policeman on the street and tugged on his uniform to catch

yellowshootingstars: Ereri Requests part 2. I don’t even know how this turned into a comic. I just imagined this while listening to this. Also, I’ve always loved the idea of Eren being a complex and hormonal teenager that actually respects Levi a

flamingegg: pros to dating me: i’ll actually respond to ur text u can literally kiss me whenever u want (esp random neck kisses like yes please) we can hold hands butt touches cuddles? ? ? yes good i’ll play with your hair u don’t have to worry

socialistexan:waywardtravelerfart:prettykikimora:Uhhh excuse me? Does this apply to Texas too?No! You actually can’t pick more than one candidate in Texas. Nevada is a caucus, like Iowa, so any unviable candidate has their votes redistributed to

sparklesmikey: akaitsume: Me flirting with someone I’m not emotionally invested in: Me flirting with someone I actually like: THIS IS SO ACCURATE

thecrazycorgilady: thatsthat24: thepsychoemoreport: vivalajinkx: Woah I actually really love this Elsa can have me ^^^^ my mind doesn’t know how to handle this

What's your D&D character?

sleep-therapyxxx: I’ve been in a “we almost dated, but nah” relationship so many damn times. Dating has become such an abstract concept to me. There’s like 10 different levels of dating before you’re actually dating. It’s so confusing I need

madejsbian:madejsbian:i’m going to start saying “this is my design” everytime i fuck up at something *runs over the curb* this is my design

I’m really proud of myself. This is the first time in my life I actually like my body. I’m content with where my workouts are leading me. That and I want to attract all the hotties. ;) lmao

meagansample: This is the photo I selected for day 1 of the 5 day B&W photo challenge. I assume this challenge was originally that you had to actually photograph the select you showed the day of, but no one seems to be doing that. I was gonna but

jessiedoodles: Why does it take actual effort to sound calm and normal during phone calls.

Me dressed ridiculously for the Bronx Zoo trip. Just for you, anon. I hope this is what you’re looking for :)

mira-of-sassgard: hangofthursdays: Ah. You’re actually not awful at that. Lets just admit now that we would all parent like Dean Winchester.

joshifereverlark: ayaisamazing: It doesn’t matter if you’re pretty or plain, tall or short, or have things all over your face, because what truly matters is what’s inside you. this is actually the most meaningful and thoughtful post

eyorae: Stupid domestic Eruri AUs give me strength. This was also my first time doing an actual comic thing! Lots of work but lots of fun too c: I feel like I’ve learned a lot from this ahaha

someone talk to me about how beautiful noiz and koujaku were this episode. talk to me about mink actually speaking this episode. talk to me about how they actually gave the jellyfish sing lyrics. talk to me about benishigure’s adorable resident

kmoleary: #i actually am a world record marathon holder

this-is-life-actually: What Mother’s Day is like when you’re estranged from your mom “Mother’s Day is always uncomfortable for me, ever since I was little,” 36-year-old Sally* said in a Gchat interview. Last year before Mother’s Day, Sally

undercutsquad: rivialle-heichou: 進撃ログ（腐） by 春樹 Requested- translated by me [please do not remove source] It finally happened.This is it.This is my favorite picture.

pomp-adourable: twopieceandabusquets: You might be autochorissexual if: You get aroused by sexual content but don’t actually want to engage in any sexual activities yourself. You masturbate, but are neutral or repulsed by the idea of having sex with

sanstrash: skeletonhusbands: sarg00: tfw people actually want you to kick their ass @sanstrash OH MY GOD TRUE SO TRUE THIS IS ME

mayo-maniac: ifuckedmartinfreeman: badwolflaurel: mynamekyle: the dollar store is a wonderful place. everything is a dollar. you are a dollar. i am a dollar. we are all dollars. and in that moment, i swear we were dollars

darkenvy97: goofy-bear:Me: *mentions favorite tv show* Friend: “I’ve never seen that befo-“ Me: paradoxalteddybear this is you… And I stupidly follow haha. Lol I actually do this motion tho

justdontwordshurt: unfelt-feelings: fatandfabulousmermaid: stonewhite: gogetthatbody: k-lionheart: themaidenofthetree: I want you to imagine a ten year old version of yourself sitting right there on this couch. Now this is the little girl who first

nekala-vas-normandy: takemewherethestreetlightsglow: all-the-ships-all-of-them: fevra: have u ever had a depersonalization moment when you look at yourself in the mirror and think wow this person is me and i have this body and this life and everything

traviesmccoy: cuz they be on that phone

mudblood228: quinoaok: friend: “ugh sorry my room is so messy this is embarrassing” “dude I actually cleaned up a little bit for you”

This is what actually happens on “girls night”…. It’s so funny to me how many of you dont know your wife or gf is out doing this to you… But you just keep on thinking its not haha…

hermanngottliebs:it makes me so sad how many lbpq+ women, me included, wrote off their attraction to women as “admiration” or “purely aesthetical” before they came to terms with the fact that they weren’t straight, because they didn’t experience

internetexplorers: I know I comment ‘me’ to a lot of posts but this is actually so me

eatingisfab: when i meet up with my friends i tell them im already on my way when im actually still choosing what clothes to wear

nurse-peach: narwhaled: nurse-peach: if your neighborhood looks like this you need to paypal me 贄 this is an average looking neighbourhood wym paypal.me/nursepeach

This is me everday…actually, this is me right now xD

I’m actually going to bed. This is the first time in forever that I’m actually going to sleep and not just passing out where ever I am early in the morning. Fuck itt

this is actually extremely powerful. shows how it is to wear that fucking mask all day, and that moment when you finally drop it and realize you really can’t do this anymore..

My dad falling down the steps and me spending some time locked in the bathroom on the floor having a massive panic attack later, and I’m home. I think this may have actually been my worst holiday ever.

watermelonsaltandhoney:This is very vivid. Did this guy actually have an affair with Chris Evans?

This is my DP but I haven’t actually posted it to tumblr… So.

Okay so I’m going to the beach again on Monday and if it’s anything like today, I may actually miss the episode entirely until I can get home and watch my recording so y'all keep me updated okay? I heard that Sardonyx is gonna appear in that

patchy-mod: laurenzuke: reveal …. This is an actual storyboard artist for Steven universe I cannot belive.

sick-deity: I may hate your ship with a burning desire to never lay my eyes upon it but I will never spam your tag or send you hate because I’m actually a decent person

my-little-ninja: ubercharge: and we get a short! thank you blizzard fdor my life This made me cry

writebastard: aragorn1379: ginjaninja3716: commandereyebrows: chachipistachis: theamericankid: Tumblr needs more of this….whatever this is. Is this the same artist who made the original for this how women actually are OH MY GOD IF I DON’T

liulfrkeahi: Did anyone else notice how Elsa waits for Anna to reach out before she actually fully embraces her? This is the first human touch she’s really had since forever, and yet she’s still tentative. As if she still relishing in the fact that

thatonegaykid413: ask-gallows-callibrator: homosexual-titan: this is my favourite version you cant stop me THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT WOULD IT WOULD HAVE ACTUALLY SOUNDED LIKE FROM LIKE— ELSE’A PERSPECTIVE OR SOME TINY UNNOTICEABLE FAIRY

chiicharron: fight me (actually dont ill probably cry)

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