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bathroombangers: This is like a photographic version of something Norman Rockwell would paint. Itâ€™s true Americana, yâ€™all. Nom.

Someone just submitted this video with no comment????Feels like something that would appear on @wackywildtvads but it’s not an advert. Basic video plot is a guy wakes up and his feet and hands have swapped places.

spankport: Never in my wildest dreams did I imagine that one of my posts would receive so many notes. Thanks to everyone who liked it. This is from Northern Spanking, like ten years ago or something. It would be awesome if the version of this which

This is something that I would like to experience with a hot woman

5radiogirl0: daddydomdoneright: daddysdirtyangel: luv2riskpg: Holy Shit!!! YES!!! This is it. OMG. This is how you make love with each other. This is how you are suppose to make babies. I love this video. Something like this with him would be amazing

doortotomorrow: (1x08 l 1x12) Parallels - Nine and Rose shutting down in reacting to each others “deaths”.

sm-victories:I’m glad the crew, like, openly debunk this. The theory makes absolutely no sense from both a character perspective and a story perspective (what motivation would Kim have to forge the letter? What about the letter didn’t sound like something

I feel like this is something Peridot would do.

The World of Prismatta | Words? 1770 | For? The Patron of A Love High in Protein | Sex? NoWarning: this fantasy story is SFW, but has Mini-Giantess and Women’s Muscle Growth elements. If either of those things sounds like something you would want to

Something came up and I will need a bit more money than usually. no gluttony thing, so nothing I want..(more like have to pay.) I hate asking for money, so I am not gonna do that. I am just gonna ask if anyone would be willing to pay me around 25 $ for

4skk4rkl3s: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SPREADING THESE AWFUL EMBARRASSING LIES ABOUT ME I WOULD NEVER FUCKING DO THIS EVER SEE THIS FACE? THIS IS THE FACE THAT’S EXTREMELY ANGRY THAT YOU WOULD HAVE THE AUDACITY TO DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS FUCK YOU reblogging

This is just a fantasy and if I ever did manifest it, it would be far far in the future when I’m in like my 50’s or something. However houses like this exist everywhere. Kink/Fetish work isn’t considered prostitution. But even with

//SCREECHES LIKE A DYING WOMBATLOOK AT THESE CUTIE PIES I CAN’T FUCKING HANDLE THIS I’M SO FUCKING ANGRY I DIDN’T SEE YOU AT THE CON OH MY GOD OH MY GOOODDDDDDDor maybe it was good that i didn’t see u bc i probably would’ve like kidnapped you

bearguy91: When I’m cuddling with a friend and I reach over them to grab something. This is probably what it would be like to cuddle with me

Oh my GOD I know this is narcissistic as fuck, but I ADORE that second picture’s leather-bound-bulge. it’s just so perfect and round and aaaAAAA~ It’s like something Powfoo would make. ;-;

tlhoh: I was very sick lately and I got better at the right time! I was afraid it would have been something pretty bad. So this is like a little congratulation gift for me -w- oh and also a birthday gift ( does it still count if it’s midnight? Derp

milleniumfalcon24: darecrow: jhenne-bean: thatdeafblackguy: 1017sosa300: ultrafacts: Source Follow Ultrafacts for more facts That looks like something that would appear in my wildest nightmares. this is terrifying 😦😦😦😦😨 Ao

like i get it or whatever, no one can stop mr. domino, but why is there a fist in the tv? Interesting fact, the company that made this absolutely awful game, would years later make Dragonball Z: Battle Of Z. So that’s something to consider.

luminary1412: Logan will be the key person who guides Charles and be patient with him. But I still hope desperately that Erik would do something for Charles like what Charles once did for him. Maybe there will be some barriers no one can breach except

carolcorps: This is too cute! I would love to see something like this actually be made! =)

ponpox: I’m really not feeling up to it tonight. I don’t know what it is but something feels off. That’s why this is so sketchy, I’m too tired to put too much effort into anything but I felt like something like Josuyasu would make me feel better

This is pretty much WHY I’m not too fond of thinking up parents for most of my characters. This, or something like it, would’ve happened. A lot of times.

andrastesgrace: diagondaley: buttgenie: i hate when a teacher is genuinely funny and i’m the only one in the entire classroom that laughs at their jokes since everybody i go to school with are distasteful heathens #especially those sarcastic witty

ttotheaffy: pirpintine: I should probably look up refs for animals but… PSH. Ahh! this is SO AWESOME. I thought it was concept art for something before I noticed it was yours. I’m gonna reblog this for Arte too, she loves dem bears. AH!

artemispanthar: ttotheaffy: pirpintine: I should probably look up refs for animals but… PSH. Ahh! this is SO AWESOME. I thought it was concept art for something before I noticed it was yours. I’m gonna reblog this for Arte too, she loves dem bears.

kilifish replied to your post: Something that amuses me about “An Ind… tbh artie i would rather have a useless fence than sacrifice pearls peace of mind at this point, she NEEDS some this is true! Any little bit helps since it doesn’t

I like this cap ‘cause I can’t help but picture someone holding a pencil or something and sitting up the edge of a table or railing in order to get right how you would hold a rose while pushing off of a railing. ‘cause the placement of her fingers

miss-nerdgasmz: iguanamouth: catharsis (alternate letters) #got a comment on here once like#this sounds like something a condescending adult would say to a kid#and its not actually helpful it doesnt mean anything#and i guess it kind of is#considering

killakungfuwolfbytch:phnxrsng: nefertiti—edgeskinky: deehenn:Ock TV Like… I don’t understand. What is the point of this? Is it supposed to prove something? What else would you think would happen? Smh Wish dude would’ve have him 3 to the fucking

geekydominant: saythankyoumaster: She likes an audience. This would be such a rush. I can’t even imagine how good this would feel, doing something so clearly illegal in broad daylight. This is a sexual experience I would love to have at least once

koujaku didnt deser e this koujaku didnt dwaerve any of this wha t the ifkfuck im gonn a fuckojg burn my self akivr why would you do eonething like that what kind of sicj monster would so something loke this where is my kouap hqppu enfing qnd then nOIZ

majorabbey: brydeswhale: amuzed1: dookiediamonds: prettyboyshyflizzy: white people are something else This is a fucking hate crime. This is fucking disgusting. Why would anyone do that? Muslims can’t eat pork, it’s not like they’re forbidden

majorabbey: brydeswhale: amuzed1: dookiediamonds: prettyboyshyflizzy: white people are something else This is a fucking hate crime. This is fucking disgusting. Why would anyone do that? Muslims can’t eat pork, it’s not like they’re forbidden

element-of-change:highkristen:micdotcom:Watch: If robberies were treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound This is why so many victims don’t report their assaults.“Someone was in here without my consent and they took something that I’ll

titytwochainz: nakedintellect: lmao! definitely looks like something Tyler would reblog tho this is me on every level

highkristen:micdotcom:Watch: If robberies were treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound This is why so many victims don’t report their assaults.“Someone was in here without my consent and they took something that I’ll never get back”

unthrifty–loveliness: edgebug: tastefullyoffensive: Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112) this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes This sounds like something my father would do.

thescienceofjohnlock: julieschiro: it is just me or does this look like something John and Sherlock would wear in a future!lock or punk!lock AU yes please

arrghigiveup: This is legitimately the cutest thing. Also, bonus:

bumblehurst: shadowsofdoodling: ultrafacts: (Source) For more posts like this, follow Ultrafacts I’m glad that they chose to add that mustache. A mustacheless Mario is not something I would like to see. I’m so sorry

gingerbeard-viking:ticklemeviking: Things could have been so different. I think we all know that. Probably would have been better off. All up in the feels Brooooooo this is about something entirely different. Like.. My living arrangements. Don’t feel

gingerbeard-viking: ticklemeviking: gingerbeard-viking:ticklemeviking: Things could have been so different. I think we all know that. Probably would have been better off. All up in the feels Brooooooo this is about something entirely different. Like..

justalittlebitesize: completelyinawe:lesbiunicorns: is this like the password? i’m gonna try it out. What is this from?? 😳 😂 @baby something you would do bahahahssh Pilates. Right. 😏

dvxdm: rogueavantgarde: silkjpg: why does it feel like I’m in a race with every 18-25 yr old on earth and I’m losing And this is exactly why I deleted most forms of social media. Social media has basically become an aggregator of content of

adventuresoflolamarie: rayvolotty: golden-but-gone: dollfaceeuphoria: me-la-pelaron: thali-la-tapatia: My heart would’ve stopped Same. By just reading this, made my stomach drop I felt something. wow Omg this is how I feel

Caldecott Tunnel - Something Corporate Since Jack’s Mannequin is not coming to the Bay Area on this oh so lovely tour, I just thought I would post this TO REMIND HIM HOW MUCH HE LOVES THIS PLACE. SO HE SHOULD COME BACK LIKE ASAP. YOU KNOW?!??!?!

majorabbey: brydeswhale: amuzed1: dookiediamonds: prettyboyshyflizzy: white people are something else This is a fucking hate crime. This is fucking disgusting. Why would anyone do that? Muslims can’t eat pork, it’s not like they’re forbidden

laudeeflower: nitrosplicer: This picture of a bunch of college kids trying to keep from getting busted by the police is like something from a baroque painting White privilege. Imagine they were people of color NOPE. They would’ve shot into

bestamat: Looks like one of my exes. This is totally something that she would do.

majorabbey: brydeswhale: amuzed1: dookiediamonds: prettyboyshyflizzy: white people are something else This is a fucking hate crime. This is fucking disgusting. Why would anyone do that? Muslims can’t eat pork, it’s not like they’re forbidden

witchydays: swagginfuckinovaries: catladyqueen: kittenslittlefavorites: thebenevolentdom:drop-it-like-a-thot: erickuhhhh: blackraystyles: This is something I would do. Same I would love to do this if i had a girlfriend❤️ Doms, this is how

brazilianhotcouple: This is just too hot !!! Would love to get something like this for my birthday Friday…

majorabbey: brydeswhale: amuzed1: dookiediamonds: prettyboyshyflizzy: white people are something else This is a fucking hate crime. This is fucking disgusting. Why would anyone do that? Muslims can’t eat pork, it’s not like they’re forbidden

highkristen:micdotcom:Watch: If robberies were treated like rape, this is how absurd it would sound This is why so many victims don’t report their assaults.“Someone was in here without my consent and they took something that I’ll never get back”

whoiwanttoday:Hey guys, here is @pigeonfoo because yesterday was Easter. Now, I get to some that would seem like a non sequitur and I get it. Usually this is where I would come up with something like claiming it’s Foo Monday and everyone knows that

gravityanomaly: I was watching Bob’s Burgers and there’s this one scene where Louise is tying shrimp to balloons and she releases them into a grocery store and that sounds like something Mabel would do. i thought the same thing

violetlovescum: timmytee99: inspiring-porn: Good slut Mmmm, never had three guys inside me like this, but it is definitely something I would love to try! 😍😍😍💦💦💦

darklyspectrereplied to yourpost:i’m sorry but what what the fuck was this… meth YOU’RE A GODDAMN GENIUS ponyponipony, is there something you would like to tell us?

This is the 10,000th RopeBondage post! I would pick something great and superawesome but I failed so hard at doing that in he past (like on the 2,000th post), so I just picked something funny. Enjoy your ropes, ladies and gentlemen.

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