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thefoxxxblog: I found this and the covergirl is Crystal Yamanaka but her ponstar name is “Yami Naki”. How her mom Cindy will take the news…? Crystal Yamanaka belongs to my buddy @wappahofficialblog Lmao! You actually did it? Lol bruh. I’d totally

theladypipsqueak: salparadisewasright: theladypipsqueak: MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS.

theladypipsqueak: salparadisewasright: theladypipsqueak: MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS.

mashallahsis: capacity: thiccthompson: 2amthought: capacity: hotprivilege: I would do this This is so smart #ref okay but what happens when y'alls parents actually meet or something and they not the same person in the picture tho My mom don’t

nymphobia: my Mom is a 4th grade teacher and she was teaching her students to right haikus and a nine year old, fictionally illiterate boy wrote this one and it actually hit me hard

kingjaffejoffer: lemonkat12: nextlevelwaterpanic: moby-grapes: so my friend is studying abroad in germany this semester My mom is German and told me what the fuck these were actually trying to mean. “You can me once” is supposed to mean “you

theladypipsqueak: salparadisewasright: theladypipsqueak: MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS.

caseylalonde: ringtail-du-jour: Yep. I actually heard the “sanctity” argument from my step-dad once, and I explained it pretty much exactly like this. Even closer to home though, my mom is precisely the woman in the middle panel. Six times. I love

verysiriuspotterhead: egberts: hudlionunshod: egberts: warhammer-of-cillyhoo: egberts: egberts: my mom finally bought a toaster why did this get notes we’re happy for you its just a toaster Actually it is more than just a toaster;

theladypipsqueak: salparadisewasright: theladypipsqueak: MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS.

justanotherparrotlover: fuckyoursuggestions: thetroyisgreat: myconfettitrail: buzzfeed: 19 Things You Won’t Believe People In This World Actually Do My mom is a icey cereal eater lol I need ice in my cereal man ^bro. Who hurt you? how does

knightshavoc: i really love this cap because havoc is talking to his mom like “oh my god mom let me do what i want. you don’t understand. -___- my friend need me mom.“ actual teenager, jean havoc. And it would have been awesome if they showed

destieldrabblesdaily: lightsbeams: Does anyone have a father who actually did a good job at parenting? That sounds like a myth. Whenever I see a post like this I feel kinda sad but do realize how truly lucky I am. I remember that time I accidentally

seto-gin: I know white day has come and gone a long time ago but I don’t care.What is white day? Read this wiki page.The chocolates are actual chocolates made by L’eclat. I had these with my mom once and loved them since then! Check them out from

a-fuckking-monster: thegirlwththbrknheart: (5) Tumblr auf We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/52811591/via/lemmygirlz This is so accurate. Right before i dropped out of school my sister said to my mom “she cant actually be that miserable, she

egberts: hudlionunshod: egberts: warhammer-of-cillyhoo: egberts: egberts: my mom finally bought a toaster why did this get notes we’re happy for you its just a toaster Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story. “Finally”

pubicles: jdrox: THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENS NO THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED ONCE AND I SLID UNDER A TABLE AND MY MOM LAUGHED AND I GOT HURT AND I WANTED TO CRY

trickstersgambit: somequeershit: keep-calm-and-disney-on: Or, “How You Know You Are In An Abusive Relationship 101” My mom absolutely refused to let me see this movie and once I actually saw it, i saw why This right here is part of what I was

theladypipsqueak: salparadisewasright: theladypipsqueak: MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS.

theladypipsqueak: salparadisewasright: theladypipsqueak: MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS.

diaphanausea: my Mom is a 4th grade teacher and she was teaching her students to right haikus and a nine year old, functionally illiterate boy wrote this one and it actually hit me hard

theladypipsqueak: salparadisewasright: theladypipsqueak: MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS.

theladypipsqueak: salparadisewasright: theladypipsqueak: MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS.

nymphobia: my Mom is a 4th grade teacher and she was teaching her students to right haikus and a nine year old, fictionally illiterate boy wrote this one and it actually hit me hard

theladypipsqueak: salparadisewasright: theladypipsqueak: MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS.

pupukachoo: hatefulofhollow: I should actually start doing this. There’s a few cats that roam around my complex. Omg this is actualy how I found and adopted my cat, Buster. She was hiding in my mom’s van really early one winter and we heard a kitten

teabeestone: This past RT Podcast doodles!! (06 01 2015)1. Gus is stubborn over storm and flooding problems. 2. Ashley shows her mom Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf and thus “hostages” everyone into a Youtube video. 3. Gus hates robots and children

nymphobia: my Mom is a 4th grade teacher and she was teaching her students to right haikus and a nine year old, fictionally illiterate boy wrote this one and it actually hit me hard

theladypipsqueak: salparadisewasright: theladypipsqueak: MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS.

bullysexualizesmommy: This is one of my mom’s best friends at work. She and her family have come over for dinner so many times. She’s actually one of the nicest people I know and I’m good friends with her son.Unfortunately, she was caught in

theladypipsqueak: salparadisewasright: theladypipsqueak: MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS.

theladypipsqueak: salparadisewasright: theladypipsqueak: MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS.

nymphobia: my Mom is a 4th grade teacher and she was teaching her students to right haikus and a nine year old, fictionally illiterate boy wrote this one and it actually hit me hard

theladypipsqueak: salparadisewasright: theladypipsqueak: MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS.

theladypipsqueak: salparadisewasright: theladypipsqueak: MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS.

demihux: notabreeder: dykegothmortals: demihux: my mom hates this haircut 🌌🌈🌃 your mom is right everyone fuck off i actually dont care enough to start shit enjoy your life You’re like a hella rad sunset, you go ✌

enemy-stand: el tigre super gordito Actually this is my mom’s cat

verysiriuspotterhead: egberts: hudlionunshod: egberts: warhammer-of-cillyhoo: egberts: egberts: my mom finally bought a toaster why did this get notes we’re happy for you its just a toaster Actually it is more than just a toaster;

theladypipsqueak: salparadisewasright: theladypipsqueak: MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS.

theladypipsqueak: salparadisewasright: theladypipsqueak: MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS.

theladypipsqueak: salparadisewasright: theladypipsqueak: MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS.

nymphobia: my Mom is a 4th grade teacher and she was teaching her students to right haikus and a nine year old, fictionally illiterate boy wrote this one and it actually hit me hard

confident-fear:nesgadol: reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it

confident-fear:nesgadol:reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it

maaxiobe: since everyone and their mom is doing this, i colored one of @drawbauchery’s sketches (and went way overboard oops). my drawing program decided to crash halfway through and ihad to redo half of it but it turned out okay imo. this was a lot

sette-opere-di-misericordia: my Mom is a 4th grade teacher and she was teaching her students to right haikus and a nine year old, functionally illiterate boy wrote this one and it actually hit me hard This made me tremble.

corihasastory: shaycode: ablogforyoungmommys: weareallweirdhumans: positivity-roses: Making fun of girls who dream of being a wife and stay-at-home-mom actually doesn’t make you progressive or feminist or cool, it just makes you a person who shits

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