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Don’t know exactly what I’ll be posting on here. Or how. Without getting kicked off. But there you have it. We are now on almost all social media platforms. LD, say goodbye to our actual social life :]
None of you are related to me
Sorry we’re so quiet guys LD and I are relaxing away from the city life for a few days. We’ll be posting some new sets upon our return mid next week. We miss youuuuuuu
xxx
Always a joke with this little dude on laundry day. Stop ruining my socks LD! Geez!
What are you dreaming about little dude? A world of happiness? Where bad stuff doesn’t happen to people? Where we can just live freely and not have to worry about judgment, hatred and violence? Me too bud. Me too. I know this blog is about dick jokes.
Some awesome submissions from some super awesome LD fans! Guys I’m working on getting more stickers available to you asap!
Guys! LD can’t wait to show you his latest art project! He thinks you’ll get a kick out of it for sure :] Preview of next photo set. Cumming soon!!
ThingsmydickdoesNOT DO - pretend to be someone on kik and send messages to people. This dude username “duredick” is on kik using a pic of mine as his/her profile trying to chat people up. Please don’t trust them. Also. Feel free to send
Want a chance to win this LD original Turkey tracing?? Just REBLOG! That’s it! I’ll randomly pick someone who reblogged this image on Monday! ***The Little Dude in image not included***
HEY @bbbbridgett Guess WHAT…. You didnt win. Just Kidding! You did :] LD knew we were using a number generator but he really wanted to pretend he pulled your name out of a hat. I told him how crazy it would have been to write down 1000 names on
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The Little Dude was so happy with our recent care package from OMGCondoms that he INSISTED we do a fun little shoot. He really does love those stickers doesn’t he?? Well, needless to say, he cannot wait to try all of these different ones out :D He was
http://www.redbubble.com/people/tmdd/shop FINALLY. After testing out 8 million different sites, we found a place that will print LD on things. Mainly just set it up for stickers, but theres some extras there available to see what people might be interest
That face though. Sometimes life hands you lemons. What do you do? You make lemonade and then toss it in the face of the person that gave you the lemons until they give you the oranges you asked for in the first place! Hahah. Don’t worry. I’m
Tee heee. Such cute little clothes. Photoshoot teaser!! More to cum soon!
We got started on drinky celebrating a bit early this Christmas season. The little dude decided to take a few sips while i was busy watching the Warriors game tonight. Im ok with it. He looks so happy and warm in his new outfit i got him for this recent
Ho Ho Fucking Ho guys! The Little Dude was not too into his outfit at first, but after the drinky dranks came out he was feeling it more. It got a little warm while decorating the tree so he lost the jacket. I think maybe there was too much whiskey around
Is everyone excited?? Do you think LD will be getting gifts or lumps of coal this year? Hahaha we shall see! Enjoy the holidays folks! Even if you don’t celebrate or whatever
GUYS. We crossed that 100K mark today. Its pretty intense. I never thought this would go this far. I just want to give a quick thank you to everyone who has checked out my work and reached out to tell me how its brought a smile to their face. Didn’t
So I don’t have one of these dolls. But a super fan sent me a shot of the next best thing. Thanks so much ! I hope he gets into so many shenanigans this season
Dicks R Us has the best props. Sneak peak at our next planned shoot. See you soon
Oh the humanity! Can’t wait to edit this set and show you guys! Probably the biggest set yet :D
I don’t think she wants me to send LD’s clone to his new home.
Sneak peek at the set we did for @playbearmag They’ll have it up this Wednesday!
May or may not have stuck my dick in heart shaped box this weekend. Kurt Cobain would be proud (WOMP WOMP
SOOOOO this last weekend you might have noticed LD and I were a little unreachable. Well. We happened to be spending a couple days in the Northern California Coast escaping the Big City Life for a bit. The scenery was great! LD got a little bummed that
I know how to do stuff I swear :] and if you hire me I promise to leave LD sleeping all day. Unless of course you want him on the job too
So this might have just happened :D I would LOVE to see someone walking down the street with one of these. Black & White Shirt http://www.redbubble.com/people/tmdd/works/21100959-i-8-d-ld Pink Head on White Shirt http://www.redbubble.com/people/tm
Hey! We heard its A.C’s birthday today! LD wanted to do something special! Yes he knows this is a recycled pic BUT now it has another awesome face on iT woohoooooo dick face cake! Happy Birthday Girly!
Oh peeps
Aw sweet! thanks @mabussiereauthor for sending us a creamy shot of your new mug! Just like the real LD…Always making a thick creamy mess! You have horrible aim LD! :D
NOT AN APRIL FOOLS DAY PRANK
When she insists on working on the blog before getting it in
Not stoked that we have to do another tribute post so quick! Sad sad day for music again today
LD! How are you feeling about that Warriors comeback win???
missmikalo: So I got inspired by @thingsmydickdoes and his recent bushy experiments. Long story short, this happened.
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missmikalo: So I got inspired by @thingsmydickdoes and his recent bushy experiments. Long story short, this happened. ✨
![Don’t know exactly what I’ll be posting on here. Or how. Without getting kicked off. But there you have it. We are now on almost all social media platforms. LD, say goodbye to our actual social life :]](https://69.media.tumblr.com/7f613802c4240ef045caf11f68848358/tumblr_nxbdarPZz01udh79ro1_250.png)
![Guys! LD can’t wait to show you his latest art project! He thinks you’ll get a kick out of it for sure :] Preview of next photo set. Cumming soon!!](https://31.media.tumblr.com/7a44c4eb1f6200d74c454143e01e034f/tumblr_ny1ypmvxB11udh79ro1_250.jpg)
![HEY @bbbbridgett Guess WHAT…. You didnt win. Just Kidding! You did :] LD knew we were using a number generator but he really wanted to pretend he pulled your name out of a hat. I told him how crazy it would have been to write down 1000 names on](https://40.media.tumblr.com/8600be1ae9a07b351f64886ac6161646/tumblr_nyb1qgXgnw1udh79ro1_250.jpg)
![I know how to do stuff I swear :] and if you hire me I promise to leave LD sleeping all day. Unless of course you want him on the job too](https://69.media.tumblr.com/4ac6d68642a13176f1c426c73a75058b/tumblr_o34rmfVVuM1udh79ro1_250.jpg)
