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Via: http://altporn.net/news/2016/10/21/theladyadore-commands-obedience-in-sensual-joi-session/Let me give you a quick rundown of some of the things that have happened today in TheLadyAdore’s show: there has been a lot of hotness going on with this

Since we’re on the subject of these things today…here’s a notice of things that are soon to be happening near you.

marshiarchy: today on “things that wouldn’t happen”

kryanjones: Well, this is the greatest thing that’s happened today. KU needs to offer both of them honorary doctorates.

that-g33k: That redhead is the best thing happened to me today! Beautiful girl with a sweet set

fuckyeahchubbygirls: Hi. I submitted here a few weeks ago but something happened today that inspired me to do so again. The picture above was reblogged hundreds of times with horrible things ranging from “I don’t know her but I already hate her”

capturingherthoughts: buzzfeedceleb: This and 10 other things that you missed on celebrity twitter today. Kanye keeps trying to make fetch happen. No! NEVER IN YOUR LIFE KANYE

ahueonaosuperlative: this how you dance to dubstep XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD she’s the best thing that happened to me today

glumshoe: emibenza8: glumshoe: I thought that a child peering at me through the crack in the stall door was the scariest thing that could happen to me in the bathroom today, but then three small children entered the handicap stall together and started

adamasztalos: One last selfie before heading to bed. It was a strange day today. Some business opportunities didn’t go as expected, others things that we have been waiting for a long time finally happened. Mixed blessings. A lot to learn still. :)

amandy-chan: I didn’t post this earlier because I was busy today, but this is a thing that happened at AX.

meladoodle: the most exciting thing that has happened today is when my best friend tried to say ‘wait’ and ‘hang on’ at the same time and ended up saying ‘wang on’ and I thought about it on the way home and nearly crashed my car from laughing

nohoslut: soniacdbcn: slavesmallerthan: chastityguy716: Day 5 locked! Some great things happened today😊 Sir extended my session to 50 days locked because while he was fucking me I dribbled out cum twice…. He said if I can cum that way, there’s

What's the most exciting thing that happened to you today?

dudeimagine1d: I’m not one to show the feelings running through my head, but this story affected me in so many ways you can’t even imagine. To think there’s people in this world that would even think to do terrible things like what happened today…I

icefeels replied to your post: I’m having a major gender crisis right now. Send… Is this a thing I can help with? Not really? It’s all related to something that happened earlier today and I don’t really know what to do about it.

talk about assault idk waking up is just weird at this point. I almost ask myself if I’m going to have something like that happen to me today, you know? I just. the whole thing was under such casual circumstances and now I’m just scared

today on When Bad Things Happen to Good Teachersthe principal wanted to ~warn me about ~hearsay that a parent wants to corner me at open house about ~controversial topics~ discussed in class. which was just an example essay from a national project that

allsonargent: favorite characters ≡ Gretchen Cutler“I shit myself earlier, and that is only the second most embarrassing thing that has happened to me today.”

meladoodle: the most exciting thing that has happened today is when my best friend tried to say ‘wait’ and ‘hang on’ at the same time and ended up saying ‘wang on’ and I thought about it on the way home and nearly crashed my car from laughing

kangaya: car show doodles i did today

meladoodle: the most exciting thing that has happened today is when my best friend tried to say ‘wait’ and ‘hang on’ at the same time and ended up saying ‘wang on’ and I thought about it on the way home and nearly crashed my car from laughing

theearlofsandwich: perilous-pursuit-of-perfection: 2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on. Who would’ve

frazzled-dad: theearlofsandwich: perilous-pursuit-of-perfection: 2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on.

frazzled-dad: theearlofsandwich: perilous-pursuit-of-perfection: 2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on.

frazzled-dad: theearlofsandwich: perilous-pursuit-of-perfection: 2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on.

frazzled-dad: theearlofsandwich: perilous-pursuit-of-perfection: 2 years ago today, I typed up some flirty message to this hot guy on tumblr. I figured hey, what did I have to lose, right? Worst thing that happens is he ignores me and life goes on.

No bueno for Draino syndrome cure: Writing down funny or memorable things that happens. January 5, 2013 Caught an Asian dude taking selfies at work. Definitely made my day, especially because it was boring and dreadful at work today. Making use of the

officialtomselleck: weirdrussians: It’s a pine fall day today in Russia. Things just happen in Russia in a unique way that I’m not sure can ever be explained. Like how a fucking meteor landed in the middle of the Russian wilderness and resulted in

that post remind me of what happened today, there was a douche bag who calls himself an game master (or master of games I forgot the exact words) and without thing I asked if he was a PC elitist and he said “I don’t believe in elitism but

“Good morning, Slut. Today is a tease and denial morning. Stroke that cock of mine, but do not cum. Bad things will happen if you should cum. I do want to see it leaking thought.”

meladoodle: the most exciting thing that has happened today is when my best friend tried to say ‘wait’ and ‘hang on’ at the same time and ended up saying ‘wang on’ and I thought about it on the way home and nearly crashed my car from laughing

lilinas: The best thing that happened to me today was when I accidentally typed “fick” and I could hear my autocorrect struggling to decide which way to go. It chose “dick.” I almost didn’t have the heart to tell it it was wrong.

softwedge: softwedge: A list of other things that have happened on july 4th to celebrate today if you’re a disillusioned american depressed and terrified and enraged at the current state of things in our country but you still want to be happy and set

chazkuangshi: ephemeral-lightning: chazkuangshi: “I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” -Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut Why is this a real thing that happened in

menosodio: Best thing that has happened to me today is this picture! Epic sauce

avianchild: One of many pictures circulating the interwebs. It’s a damn shame, the things that happen in the world today.

kongoupak: satizakito: ihatemylifecats: what-is-this-i-dont-even: lovrdlogic: kongoupak: lewd Please don’t do this ever again Why was this allowed to happen this is not the most explicit thing I have seen today… but close MY IMAGINATION!

mkmorphs: Good things have happened today! 3 babies have pipped Found a 10 egg clutch laid Found ฤ Found this girl laying inverted Also, last night we felt follicles while palpating our Fire that were the size of golf balls so she should ovulate

chazkuangshi: ephemeral-lightning: chazkuangshi: “I’ve NEVER. Eaten a DONUT. In my ENTIRE LIFE. And I’m NOT. About to start NOW.” -Crazy customer I had today, upon being offered a complimentary donut Why is this a real thing that happened in

snowboxes: dork-bending: I walked into my classroom and told my friend “I’m here I’m queer I wanna go home” and my openly gay teacher walked in and said “same” today on “things that never happened”

meladoodle: the most exciting thing that has happened today is when my best friend tried to say ‘wait’ and ‘hang on’ at the same time and ended up saying ‘wang on’ and I thought about it on the way home and nearly crashed my car from laughing

cariosus: this is the best thing to happen to me today

wantlikeaforestfire: keptgirl: He said he’d heard enough about my dissertation for today. that’s so weird.. because this is the same thing that happens when i’ve heard enough about his “opinions” for the day. face-fucking. shutting

zaku-too: officialtomselleck: weirdrussians: It’s a pine fall day today in Russia. Things just happen in Russia in a unique way that I’m not sure can ever be explained. Like how a fucking meteor landed in the middle of the Russian wilderness and

ivydoomkitty: Tell me one good thing that happened to you today! Modeling for @pinupgirlclothing #latina #pinup #pinupgirl #bodypositive #confident #plussizefashion #plussizemodelhttps://www.instagram.com/p/CBO8AhQnup4/?igshid=oqthzp4ocu8g

Bernie spam today… I apologize in advance. NY Primaries are today. I am SO excited! The Bernie spam will stop tomorrow. I just think that with his vision and the balance of the other two branches of government… Real things could happen in

otaku-smile: vitadolce-moderato: Tho today is not the last day of 2011, but I’m still gonna post this now. tbh, I was not able to choose what issue or event to be in this post because there were too many things that happened this year. Anyway, Big

homleschapel: this is the most important thing that has happened today

Male customers always get so offended when I offer to help carry things to their cars. Bro, I’m not trying to emasculate your ass, I’m just doing my job. Half the time these jerkoffs don’t wanna get dirty, but they’d still rather

The most awkward thing happened today. My mom was telling my cousin how my real dad wasn’t at the hospital when my mom was going to do my name, pictures, stuff like that. And she tells her how my dad had all of the money, and how she couldn’t

happy-blood: “It was a terrible surprise. It was probably the worst thing that has happened to me in my life. I remember the day after that I woke up and I was heartbroken that he was gone. I just felt like, ‘OK, so I get to wake up today and

mighty-midget: Rescuers in Mexico City, Morelos, and Puebla need many of the following things as rescues continue after the earthquakes that happened earlier today: air tanks, oxygen tanks, flashlights, and headlamps. There have also been requests for

zaku-too: officialtomselleck: weirdrussians: It’s a pine fall day today in Russia. Things just happen in Russia in a unique way that I’m not sure can ever be explained. Like how a fucking meteor landed in the middle of the Russian wilderness and

phoelion: Ironically today (Jan 8th) marks one year since “Warp Tour” aired, Peridot’s debut episode. It’s been one year since this green nerd came into our lives… & she is by far one of the weirdest and best things that’s ever happened

proudgem:Does this mean that Jasper is finally going to interact with someone else besides Steven? 🤭 Sorry, this is the only good thing I can see from all this mess 😅😅 (i’m still in shock about what happened today 😭😭😭😭)THEIR

contrazt: lmmunise: A fun little paint light reflection thing that happened at uni today. this is so cool

endercursty: oops i made a rupphire stamp for the rupphire bomb fuck details i.e. sapphire’s finger and ruby’s eyes sapphire’s hair is probably the best thing that happen to me today

cronus-dickfins-ampora: someone draw bro doing this for dave. and that’s what happened I’m sorry

so earlier today i was trying to take off my frickin’ bra clasp thing but it was a new bra so it was hARD TO TAKE OFF AND THEN SOMETHING STABS ME BETWEEN MY FINGERNAIL AND THUMB??? AND THEN IT BLED AND UGHhh that fucker stung

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