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youlljusthavetoholdit: softwettrans: 7 omorashi challenges to make certain chores more fun 1. Before you go to the grocery store, drink a lot of water. You’re not allowed to pee until you get back home. 2. Wait to clean the bathroom until you’re
nfloffseason: The Tony Romo era in one gif. @Suga_Shane
i've moved
Why couldn't Thor's hammer break Captain America's shield?
allecto: WHY CAN’T I STOP WATCHING THIS NSFAPJ;SAF;AWIJTN;AWFSA
firiona: wealldraw: im on a lot of painkillers right nwo so hahahahaha what is this?
appledress
big boy worthless
katiewhy: an accurate depiction of tiger & bunny I stared at this way longer than I should. I also can’t stop laughing.
bacardis-leghair: nostalgia <3 Werk it, Muramasa.
disportment
i have passed through fire
Hey bud it's Jackie
mmerdeka: [Source: “まとめ【腐/虎兎・兎受】” by べにじょけ@pixiv] [Note: I think this works better on pixiv, where at least on my tiny monitor, you have to scroll down to see what’s on the socks…]
sokrovenno: irobon: hatsune miku
Get your head in the game, Marius
Omoshiroi
aryastarking: I KNOW WHERE TO PUT IT // music to play while losing your virginity in a cave 01. bump n’ grind - r. kelly 02. let’s get it on - marvin gaye 03. love in this club (cave) - usher 04. your body is a wonderland - john mayer 05.
ewelock: ewebean: bob-chan answered: magical school girl au DOKI DOKI MASTER THIEF: STING omg what have I done
nentindo-deactivated20210501: who don’t believe in anything
theflintlocksofzillyhau: elikiteru: rev up those FUCKING FRYERS
And I'm so fucking beautiful I can't stand it
Garbage Central
galosengen: very excited eat
dirtydisneyconfessions: ok dude, i know you wanna fuck the granny queen from a bugs life, we’ve gotten your confession 385 fucking times, we get it, you love fucking old wrinkly ass ants, stop fucking submitting it.
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bookishbutcorruptible: ruthseriouslydothis: doctorbartycrouchjr: nugget—princess: tyleroakley: basedthursday: go to cvs.com and search for “decor” oh oh #oh Well then.
frenums: note card doodle
i just wanna mow hay
pedal too strong
THE NEW INSTITUTE WAS THE OLD YOU
kingshezza: finding fanfiction i haven’t read yet
soudachi: shoujogenre: soudachi: okay tumblr its time for a guessing game first cluuueee is something blue THE TARDIS ITS NOT THE TARDIS YOU PIECE OF SHIT WHOVIAN
death-limes: death-limes: You guys. This is my high school class ring. They said I could customize it. So I customized it. My mom still thinks this was a horrible idea. I say nay. i’m gonna do it i’m gonna invent time travel and strangle myself
ftmiles: not-cooper: Come Sail Away Sometimes the internet is delightfully random.
where to take the signs on a date
the ultimate ENDLESS DREAM ☆彡
greed-the-dorkalicious: because-im-freaking-greed: greed-the-dorkalicious: The fight in the restaurant at the beginning of Battle Tendency sounds fucking exactly like one of those made-up-for-notes posts holy shit Honestly, it’s even worse.I was
allmymetaphors: at one point during the show sufjan was like “yeah I love New Orleans… so many sounds… like… frogs… and the wind… anyway, when the world ends it will be silent.”
homoquartz:confidante
powerfrog: maplebungus: loose, foot loose, put on your fuckin foot loose, feet, foot feet, dance on your fucking feet
ampervadasz:Unmute !
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blujayonthewing:unclefather:they’re not even his teeth
rosemarys-maybe:“i’d like you to meet the vampire armand. the love of my life.” meanwhile they look like this: