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He says that his girlfriend sucks at sucking. Not sure I by the whole straight thing, but anyway, it’s fun watching him getting blown.
He didn’t get the memo sry sasha pls come back. (Also long post because otp means twice the fun. For everyone who’s been asking for Sasha and Connie and the infamous potato scene that we do not speak of ever again.)
theshymilf:Hubby can’t put his camera down for a second around me…he says, even me going potty is a thing of inexplainable beauty. Reblog if you agree Yes he is correct - you are a thing of beauty - potty going too!
You can see the struggle of this kid, he was all happy talking about family and stuff and when El says “You would be like my brother” he realized that, he literally is one step into the brother-zone and he tries hard to avoid that.You can do it Mike,
You know how it is…your car breaks down and the tow truck cums, picks you up, delivers the car to your local mechanic then takes you home and he says he needs to piss, can he use your bathroom so you say sure..and well..u know…things happen&
hitodeman: I’m 100% with you if you want to joke about Justin Bieber’s arrest (or just him in general) because he’s an arrogant little shit, but if you have to resort to jokes where the punchline is “he looks like a girl” or “he could get
hacksign: sinbadism: rorongyu: jasonptodd: kamalakhan: justoverwatchfandomracismthings: monidrawz: have you ever noticed that Gabriel Reyes nationality in the wiki says american? I MEAN….he might be….but is he legal????? dude what the fuck
tri4life:“Daddy sometimes makes me do naughty things to him after school. He says that’s what big girls do for their daddies and I’m a big girl now. He puts his man thing in mouth and makes me suck on it until it fills my mouth with daddy’s man
rainsuggestion: geebiez: rainsuggestion: dont forgive people who arent sorry for what they did jesus did….im just saying do i look like jesus to u
paper-mario-wiki: i love this video because likepeople who defend this guy say “well he can’t give ALL his money/time away! just because he’s rich doesn’t mean he suddenly has the power to fix things, he’s busy!” cant defend this at all
draconym: draconym: I think one of the funniest things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot is yelling “WHAT?”The best part is that if he says something weird and and someone else says “what???” he usually repeats what he just said.Like just
Then he does this thing where he makes the conscious decision on his own to turn and wrap around me without me asking or saying a word and it just makes me feel so happy and wanted and flustered 😍
last-flight-of-fancy: There were so many things he wanted to, needed to say, and he didn’t know how to say any of them.
anonymus-maximus-er: draconym: draconym: I think one of the funniest things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot is yelling “WHAT?”The best part is that if he says something weird and and someone else says “what???” he usually repeats what
My SO has done this thing where he bought a bunch of blue ribbons that say WINNER and 1ST PLACE and he’s pinned them in various places in my apartment. So whenever I find one, he says “Congratulation. You’ve lived another day.”
carsonphillips: when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes
kar-kat-dennings: I find it really amusing when restaurateurs on Kitchen Nightmares say things like “who is he to tell me how to run my restaurant” because it’s like he is an internationally-renowned millionaire Michelin Star chef and you are a
crowzley:Christopher Eccleston in Revenger’s Tragedy.
:things on my mind constantly:jerking him off and fingering him while he whimpers “I’m a good boy. I’m a good boy I’m mommy’s good boy”when you make him cum and he says “thank you, mommy” in the sweetest lil voice his voice cracking when
elevenscloud: the-woman-of-belgravia: #and then you realize, the Doctor doesn’t think he’s helped anyone he’s come across #you realize he believes the things people say about him that death and destruction follow him wherever he goes #he doesn’t
adirtysoutherngirl: i-want-spankings: I need a man like this. Can you imagine what he is saying in her ear in the beginning. All the things he is going to do to her, how he is going to use her again and again, the names he is applying to her.
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imagine koujaku asking noiz to say sweet things to him in german but in turn he just gets shit like “ich bin heiß,” and “leck mich im arsch.”
heyacas: “He hasn’t spoken to me in three days,” is the first thing Cas says over their morning coffee.Sam doesn’t know what to say to that. He has no clue why Dean is acting like this, honestly. This isn’t how he ever expected things to go.“I
consulting-cannibal: i love how luci says, “assbutt i–i-i-i–i still don’t get that.”like of all the things he could deliberate from that day while he’s moping around in the cage, and this one thing genuinely just bothered the shit out of
He says all the right things to make me fall for him. Ughhhh. I hate this
scary personal adult stuff under the cut Nick says if he doesn’t get E-5 in two years, he’s probably not going to reenlist. He’s been an E-4 for two years now, and he knows guys at work who have been an E-4 for six years, ten years,
doubrev-blog: Here's another reason to be in love with Ryan Gosling. You know those romantic lines he says in movies? Yeah, he says things like that in real life — about Emma Stone.
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hcathledger: He will do one of two things:He will admit to everything Or he’ll say he’s just not the same
greenseer: #my fav thing about renly is like#he always like starts laughing to himself before he says this shit#like he’s like ‘lol i thought of a hilarious joke here it comes’#IS HE A HAM haha nailed it. thats so renly. doin it renly style
slut-solutions: Jarret was special. Not because he was a sweet guy or because he knew the right things to say. In fact, he wasn’t very bright and I didn’t particularly like him in any other way. But his cock made me feel things I’ve never felt
thefuckingfantasy: Harry: If one of us is wrong and everything else, the first thing we do is go to Danny, he just cheers you up! He is always in a good mood and he says stupid things by accident! That’s why I love him. ♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
respectthefemalebody:If a man says he’s going to hurt himself unless you do what he says, let him. You aren’t responsible for his actions. You are not guilty for what he does to himself, you don’t owe him, you are not his thing to control, you don’t
larrycoincidences: my problem with louis is that he has a nice accent and he says witty things in that accent and he calls people “love” and “darling” and his hands and collarbones are amazing and he’s curvy even though he’s slender and his
voidbattlemage: weedle-testaburger: thescotchinthenorth: arthicat: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: breaking bad, fight club, rick and morty, clockwork orange, and the catcher in the rye are all arguably good things - but if a man says they are his
my-daughter-needs-pleased: My friend loves coming over and spending the weekends with my daughter. He says she is always so well behaved and does whatever he says. The things I’d do with a body like that to please older men!!
inkskinned: if he throws things, leave. if he takes the keys and leaves in the middle of an argument just so you worry, just so you beg him back, just so you regret chasing him off, leave. if he kicks dogs, if he says violent things as a “joke”,
things are better and cheery and im kinda in the christmas-y spirit :)) tomorrow I am going to bake cookies and watch elf and home alone (one and two) and then go to my dads house for his christmas thennn wrap presents all night like a good lil elf THENNN
the friend that I went to the film thing with just messaged me saying the guy he knows that made the film asked about me and said how ‘stunning’ I am
me and darfin were playing league while talking on skype and being buds then he started talking about how good I looked today and how he wanted to fuck me which led to him saying how badly he wants to cum inside me and again one thing led to another and
clover64: “He says you shall have a splendid golden crown that men shall tremble to behold.” Viserys smiled and lowered his sword. That was the saddest thing, the thing that tore at her afterward … the way he smiled. “That was all I wanted,”
heartsinsync: How did you even get in here? I don’t know. I just wanted to say goodbye and it kind of happened.
MOST AWKWARD FUCKING THING MY CO-WORKER WHO GOT LAID OFF JUST CAME IN TO VISIT AND AS HE LEFT HE STOPPED AT THE DOOR AND SAID “BTW NICE OK CUPID PROFILE.” WHAT THE HELL YOU DON’T SPEAK OF THESE THINGS AND WHY WOULD HE SAY THAT IT’S
when your bf says he wants to try some new things when he comes over after work, but won’t tell you any hints about what he wants to do with you. gah!
Gray is so goddamn good with my anxiety. He’s better than anyone else I’ve dated, by far. He says the right things. He handles all my irrationality so well. And he’s so sweet. He makes me laugh. He’s weird around me. He’s fragile around me.
ive been feeling down at myself lately, been having esteem issues and issues of my dad he’s a great person but sometimes he says things that are hurtful without knowing it and i can’t really talk to him about many things and it bothers me
i found a few people hatin’ in my post in the tags like being really condescending saying like we’re dumb for believing its nothing more than a coincidence cause Andrew made all those panels last year and i’m just like
I was telling my friend on how this one time I was watching this guy pokebattle this girl and they were both on webcam and whenever he referred to her or when she made a move he kept saying “he” on accident, like “oh HE switched out!”, he’d
well.he called me a bad girl.that was upsetting.especially since i didn’t say the thing he thought i said. and then he said i did say it and i said no i didn’t. i did say something mildly inappropriate, but it wasn’t that.anyway.i’m bummed out.he’s
goldenheartedrose: anonymus-maximus-er: draconym: draconym: I think one of the funniest things I’ve accidentally taught my parrot is yelling “WHAT?”The best part is that if he says something weird and and someone else says “what???” he
Every conversation will start with “hi, are you caged?” If they say yes then you can talk about stupid guy things. If he says “no” then you will say “can you put it on now?” Those are the only two things you are allowed to say until he
heygingergirl: I love to imagine all the different things he could be saying to her. Or he could be saying nothing at all. Either way I want it.
He says the best things to me 🥰 @deviantdaddyandmysmittenkitten
beautyandherbeasts: He says. He says a lot of filthy things to me. disgusting. degrading. debased things. things that twist in the pit of my stomach & leave me helpless, wanting, & salivating. the sort of things that leave me breathless &
This 17yo at my job is so funny, he’s telling me that his mom is buying him a Ferrari when he’s older & said he’ll pick me up sometime 😭😭
