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i feel like ive been on autopilot for like a year and a half what the hell
fagdral: what if your friend invited you to spend the night and theyre like “we’re gonna have to share a bed” and its like ok cool whatever and then you go into their room and it looks like this
andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
bobavader:Rey and kylo are like. Theyre like. Okay now this post is going to be for my fellow nerd lesbians but like. Have you ever been into like a niche nerdy thing like an anime or videogame or some shit and the only other person who likes it in your
glittermobboss: bobavader:Rey and kylo are like. Theyre like. Okay now this post is going to be for my fellow nerd lesbians but like. Have you ever been into like a niche nerdy thing like an anime or videogame or some shit and the only other person who
sisterpolymath-deactivated20210:i hate when vampires in media have a human partner and theyre like “i will never drink from you i couldnt ever hurt you like that” like why the heck not?? are you a coward?? whats the point of dating a vampire
transarmin: non binary armin one day someone goes up to them like armin are you a boy or a girl and armins like WHAT DOES IT MATTER TO YOU PUNK and hanji hears armin and turns around to look at them and theyre like YOOOOO and armins turns around to see
shauntals: stop acting like 16/17 year olds are adults they arent. they have responsibility over their peers that are younger but they are by no means adults. by acting like theyre adults youre putting them in a place of power they shouldnt be in, as
narootos: ok but ruby and sapphire being garnet’s parents in a human au is beautiful…….like imagine them. once garnet grows up theyre just a rrly short middle-aged couple and garnet is like much taller than them so its super adorable when they
pencilclicks: I think a lot about how like, the allmates are really really similar to their owner, as theyre connected by the brain or whatever, and I mean, if to people are compatable, wouldn’t that make their allmates compatable as well? Soooo to
buttsofjustice: merrilly: children are humans. babies are humans and if you talk about them like theyre just horrific little demonic shit machines then i do not like you #you can not want kids or want to be around kids without fucking talking about
lowellclancey: FRIENDS WHO LIVE IN CALI LIKE “IM FREEZING ITS SO COLD IM WEARING 3 COATS A SCARF IM WRAPPED IN A BLANKET N DRINKING COCOA” AND IM LIKE “HOW COLD IT IS????” THINKING ITS BELOW ZERO AND THEYRE LIKE “55 DEGREES” LIKE BRUH UR
gardenburger: YOU KNOW WHATS SO SAD ABOUT BANDOM IS ALL OF THE BANDS WE LISTEN TO WERE COOL IN LIKE 2006 AND WHEN YOU TELL PEOPLE OH YEAH I LISTEN TO PANIC AT THE DISCO AND FALL OUT BOY AND MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE THEYRE LIKE OH YEAH I LIKED THEM IN MIDDLE
lifeastoldbygingerr: andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary” okay but that
ithasbeentotallyawesome: andrewpauldost: what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
glittermobboss: bobavader: Rey and kylo are like. Theyre like. Okay now this post is going to be for my fellow nerd lesbians but like. Have you ever been into like a niche nerdy thing like an anime or videogame or some shit and the only other person
sshame: i hate that guys think that every girl is an insecure wreck that feels bad about herself and stuff so theyre like “you’re beautiful” on signs and say shit like “every girl deserves to be called a princess” like we’re not a fucking
robotmango: i assume that, like, all of nyc is in on a conspiracy to hide the truth about blunt force head trauma from daredevil. like, to… protect his feelings??? the cops must be like “oh, yeah buddy, you really dinged those bad guys up! they’ll
6luestar-art: Im just gonna replace them with every couple role I like in musicals Theyre the Baker and the Bakers Wife ( + Baby ) from Into the Woods
artemispanthar: The Steven Universe music book Live From Beach City! came out today. It’s got sheet music, prompts to write your own music, related activities (like ‘design your own album cover’), and other cute activities (like ‘create a fusion
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