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no see look they’re not fighting theyre just being gay my heart isnt breaking at all everything is fine everything is completely fi;;;;;;;;
I held it until my family member left! … like the adult I am!!… .. but Maybe I leaked a few time while they were here… and maybe I shamelessly ran out the door as soon as they left to finally pee cause I couldn’t wait anymore.. B-but I’m
chysleigh: Friendships between women are often the deepest and most profound love stories, but they are often discussed as if they were ancillary, “bonus” relationships to the truly important ones. Women’s friendships outlaw jobs, parents, husbands,
I tried reading all 8 (okay there’s a few more) garcia/reid fics and they were all so fluffy and I didn’t know what to do. all I want out of this ship is fics in which garcia pins reid’s arms in uncomfortable positions to make cosplay
rougeshome: gdi Ihara they were about to take a selfie
zubat: One time I tipped an artist I hired for a commission and they cried. They said I was the first person who had ever tipped them in their almost 2 years of selling commissions. They were so shocked that I liked their art enough to leave a tip. They
twobedroomtardis: au: the ponds and the picture They know her name because it’s written on the picture. Rose Tyler. Pretty girl, too. She left a shirt behind, though, as well as the picture. Tucked away and folded in the drawer. They wonder if that’s
tastefullyoffensive:🎼 But they did it at the other storrrre 🎼 (via ericschmerick)
blueguitarblues: Every morning when I get off work I drive past a street called Lois Street and it pisses me off because they had every opportunity to name it Lois Lane but did they? No. This is what’s wrong with society. “Street” and
Y'know, even though Amethyst and Pearl were all like “Secret team? What secret team? We don’t know anything about a secret team” when Steven wanted them to ‘do another mission’, they were both still carrying around the pizza
I think Connie underestimates what her parents can accept, though, because they seemed more or less fine with the scary giant 6-armed woman and only got mad when it became clear Connie was lying to them. If they could accept a super alien magical giant,
years ago, between the first and second seasons of Pushing Daisies, they did this promotion where in select cities they had a pie truck where you could go and get these mini pies, participate in a trivia contest, and a couple other show-themed things
everyone on that post is like “Pearl would totally beat Finn” but, like, it doesn’t have to be a fight. Why would they even be fighting? I don’t think Pearl would ever willingly fight a human unless they were a threat to the Earth or Steven (which
knightmouse: People don’t seem to understand that the snipers were trying to NOT kill the group yet. They were very purposefully blocking them from going certain ways and leading them to places. At least that’s how it seemed to me.
barlightsprettygirls: theyearofinsatiablesilence: this was the best filler episode of all time. the atla fillers were so good half the time i didn’t even realize they were fillers
aerisaoi: I like how… Of all they poses they could have chosen for Aoba… They chose this one. On his back… With his legs in the air. *thumbs up*
do you ever remember really old fics you’ve read from your previous fandoms and realize how shitty they were and just kind of cringe.
i don’t even know why i play splatoon at this time b/c this is usually when a bunch of s ranked japanese players come on and wtf they’re always really good.
the neo sploosh and eliter/creeper and victor thought they were slick lmao nice try kiddos ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) don’t let anyone tell u inkbrushes are the worst weapons
i feel like this person on our team was just fucking with us.. like i understand it’s quick play but come on……… they were backfill and chose mercy even tho there was already a mercy and so when i switched to a tank they switched
did-you-kno: This is what happens when a car from 1959 crashes into a car made in 2009. Source They were kinda hoping you didn’t crash back in the 50’s with not much of a contingency for if you did crash. Good news was though, since the
gogomrbrown: WNBA players were supporting Kaep way before it became a trend.
diekingdomcome: afrodesiacworldwide: 😩disrespectful no female empowerment How far is tattoo far?This shit was wild because she dated old girl for a few months and they were friends before they started dating and could’ve told her respectfully
thighliberator: thighliberator: thighliberator: stevetheminion: thighliberator: These guys were just playing monopoly at our homecoming dance wtf I want to know these people I approached them at some point and asked what they were doing and one
thestray: Some kids outside are playing car accident. I wish I would’ve got some video, but they were both in the car then they made it tip over and they started screaming help and then one of them crawled out of the pretend wreckage and died on the
trenchcoatandimpala: out-in-the-open: Best Winchester Brotherly Bonding Scenes Sam and Dean Prank Wars! They’ve been pulling this crap on each other since they were kids (x). can they do this again?
i-owe-you-a-journey: I’M SORRY BUT CAN WE JUST TAKE A SECOND AND TALK ABOUT HOW THEY LOOKED LIKE WHEN THEY WERE YOUNGER I MEAN LOOK AT THEM
yellowberet: ghostmoritz: yellowberet: our friend noah almost got mugged today they were like “give us your money” and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY and it worked WHAT THE FUCK???? me and my friend were walking down the
spoopyphilia: bloodyoathmate: My mum’s friends at work are having a baby and their last name is watts so they were trying work out a name for it, i suggested 60 and they both looked confused so i said maybe 20 would suit them better
cas-get-outta-my-ass: s3lene: #you know they probably did this when they were kids #sitting in the backseat of the impala #and it drove John mad #Sammy we just passed a cool dinosaur statue! #a dinosaur? #a dinosaur! #A dinosaur? #A dinosaur!
yeliw: release-the-reins: too-stoned-to-remember: My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs ITS SMILING mermaid dogs
search-the-castle: yeliw: release-the-reins: too-stoned-to-remember: My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs ITS SMILING mermaid dogs MERMAID DOGS
greeneyedfeelsmonster: so apparently when jrr tolkien was a professor on the first day of class he’d wait until his students were in the lecture hall and seated and starting to wonder whether they were all in the wrong room before throwing open the
zarggg: giraffepoliceforce: I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife. They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
mishadmitrikrushniccollins: So I work for my school’s campus safety, and part of my job as dispatcher is to listen to the police scanner for police activity in the area. They just reported that they were chasing a black ‘67 Chevy Impala. SAM
rioliv: It never occurred to them…that sure,they never really had a roof and four walls…But they were never,in fact,homeless.
dogapult: today papa john’s called my starbucks and they were like “are u guys interested in a trade” and five frappuccinos later they gave us two large pizzas and a large order of cheesy bread
jarpad: It never occurred to them that, sure, maybe they never really had a roof and four walls but they were never, in fact, homeless.
audible-smiles: we bred wolves until they were dumb enough that they needed us and now we film them while laughing about how dumb they are and I kind of love it
discare: Do you ever just wish you could unmeet someone? like maybe they were great up first, or even for awhile. But then they cause you so much pain and sadness that it wasn’t even worth the good times. So now they’re just stuck in your life, in
tcnystarkss: this fucking cast they actually put the names of their characters on their chairs when they were casting AND EVANS HAS DUMBBELLS ON HIS CHAIR this is fucking if this isn’t proof that marvel grows their actors on fucking trees on a farm
neverlaur: neverlaur: bowlingforwhoop: neverlaur: So my Dad and brother took separate cars to dinner tonight, and this happened. they look like they are arguing about who is going to go home and change Oh, they were. Jake: You’ve got to be kidding
cleolinda: micahcheek: therareandferociousswamprabbit: daveyoufool: Neither Courage Wolf nor Calming Manatee were doing much to help my anxiety, but I knew they were both on to something. So, I created Calmage Wolfatee. <3 I’M SO INSPIRED
moonykun:moonykun:why was the fourth Fast and the Furious movie just called “Fast and Furious” with no numbers or subtitle, almost like they were ashamed of many they madebut then after that they went back to numbering them, so what the fuckactually
sonneillonv: indirispeaks:Unrelated, but my favorite story about Jurassic Park was that when they were filming the T-rex attack scenes, they had to try and keep the robot dry or it would start malfunctioning. So they had it in a hanger drying out and
perfjensen: [Prompt from anon: “Wait a minute…are you jealous?” + destiel] Sam met Castiel while in law school. They shared a philosophy class Sam originally took as an elective. They ended up as partners for a project for which they were asked
habitualfacepalmer: It’s weird to think about where all the characters were at the start of the series. Not just Sam and Dean at the first episode, or the other characters upon their first appearances. But, like, where all they were on Halloween night,
tiffanarchy: glumshoe: johnnythewolfkid13: nevaehtyler: Ricky Berry and his roommate Philip Blackwell not only were denied service at a CVS in Carytown, Virginia, when they were in search of sliced cheese, the employees there actually hid from
scope-dogg: gunsandcuffs12: scope-dogg: bondageking12: kalichnikov: thivus: kalichnikov: baby boomers when they hear you say “child abuse” and they’re waiting to talk about how their parents used to beat them unconscious when they were
vangoghcean: books are so beautiful; each page tells a story, literally and figuratively. the bent corners and loose pages, the stains and waviness of pages once wet; they’re all indications as to what type of people have read the book. they tell
someone was having a conversation on one of my posts and they used my real name and I was like ?!?!?! but turns out thats the person they were talking to’s name
like what is it with cats? i cannot visibly tell that my cats are aging. i forget how old they are. with my dogs, it was so obvious that they were getting old and i was constantly aware of how old my oldest dog was. but my cats? they are the same. are
miszbehave: johnniewaswolf: I always resist the urge to tell Mexicans to be quiet because they weren’t the first ones on this land, either, so if you really wanna talk about borders, let’s discuss how the current ones are a European invention and
shacklefunk: how do u think the ppl who were shoutin gal pals when ruby and sapphire were first introduced r feelin rn lol
delvg: my OC, Monarch, and @jen-iii ‘s OC, Flare!we were talking about our fire kids and this is basically and cannon interaction Flare and Monarch would ever have if they were from the same timeline.smol and no chill vs. tol and all the chill
So yesterday we played this one team where they were soundly kicking our butts but we still gave it a good OL try!! So anyways, I was playing Reinhardt and was the only one of our group to get a card so the group votes for me and I get an epic BUT THEN
a couple of cats were fighting in the street and they were really loud so my cat woke up looking super concerned omfg
ash-and-starlight: And they were drift compatible (oh my god they were drift compatible) Zukka pacrim au part 2 / part 1Click for better quality!