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shout out to the people who are taking my jaspertale post seriously and actually leaving long essay replies on how it could never happen because they think im being serious, y’all funny
ahunkahunkaburninlove: These shots here? These happen when Lapis pops out of the rubble of the crash, and when Jasper is trying to convince Lapis to fuse… And when she agrees to fuse with Jasper… Now, compare those shots to how the Gems were when
Nowwww a real #throwback reach with Chloe G .. another case of life just happens and they never get a chance to focus on shooting again even though several adult companies like Scores and Plumperpass were interested in them. #photosbyphelps #blonde
askbombasticblake: karenhealey: justplainsomething: mako-reaper: kitikattt7: 2008 was a better time… That one time the whole nation got rickrolled but no one was mad about it bless #I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE THIS HAPPENED#AND THEY NEVER BELIEVE M
klausgoldstein: what i’ve never understood about making an anime based off an otome is why they don’t just make a season for each character instead of making it where the protag doesn’t end up with anyone… like does that not make a lot more sense??
trapqueenkoopa: speakseazy: codeineconnoiseur: speakseazy: thetallblacknerd: thebeautysupplystore: beyonslayed: niqabisinparis: 7mangoes: no but there’s actually a difference how do they not see it i’m the girl It sounds crazy but there
the-real-seebs: jumpingjacktrash: pennyapound: Here’s the thing, Hot Fuzz is an action/comedy/thriller spoof that also happens to have a love story between two men. As in actual romantic love. How do I know? Because of Victoria. Most people who
nerdisma-deactivated20171202: “I always thought the books would make a wonderful film, but I also felt it would probably never happen, because of the enormous amount it would cost to make. But if they ever were made, I dreamed that I would be in them.
fatgirlstyle: have you ever met someone who genuinely brightens your day? almost as though the dark days never happened, and it’s only ever been sunshine because you simply can’t remember the last time you had a dark day since they entered your life.
becauseforoncethisisme: the-perks-of-being-black: “…[This] text never happened and the couple isn’t named Roger and Kirsten. But don’t worry! The photo is real. The couple is Amy and Ian and they got married in Detroit….” Ryan Broderick,
drinking-tea-at-midnight: jonbutter: notkatniss: who asked????????? WHO ASKED FOR THESE? they’ll likely never happen at least
loukarr:amphibulous:lycanthrop-ee:things that happen when you make eye contact with an autistic person: - their lazers activate- the killer gets you- the enderman instinct - they turn into a flock of ravens and disperse - you catch the autism - deletes
I seriously hate the fact that I get so goddamn attached to certain people when I know for a fucking fact that I’ll never be anything with them or get anything from them. I get jealous when other guys have fucked them. I get mad when they decide
did-you-kno:Memories are so easily manipulated that in 3 hours you can be convinced you committed a crime that never happened. Researchers did a study in order to understand more about why people have gone to jail for false confessions, and they were
gaycave: spikeghost: cup-o-fear: They never had a chance what happened in 1845? That’s not the year, that’s his kill streak.
obviously-bored: barryiris: jeanpaulfarte: in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding
spevvy: That feeling when writers don’t just blow holes in your ship, they completely decimate and eradicate it and then pretend it never happened.
kaciart: Sleepy cuddles were wanted - so they happened.
I still don’t know how to react about that Kill La Kill ship becoming canon?????? I called it episode one and now they’re in dokis and I’m just like “…this never happens to my ships.”
theonion: BETHESDA, MD—Admitting they had begun to think it might never happen, the family of local 57-year-old Doug Reeves told reporters Wednesday the late-blooming dad is just now getting into American Civil War history. Relatives said that Reeves,
markdoesstuff: multitudes-inside: natawhat: cornerof5thandvermouth: babygoatsandfriends: Koalas having an argument. if you have never heard a koala noise before, here is yr chance they sound like fuzzy bike horns I laughed so hard I literally
dreamerxnheaven: If they had been allowed to spend more time together Rose and Donna would’ve become best friends and later on sisters-in-law and that this never happened makes me feel personally robbed
jeanpaulfarte: in stories featuring aliens, they’re always like “on my planet this never happens!” or “in my culture, this differs from your human culture.” and that’s neat and all because i like worldbuilding and all that jazz but wouldn’t
Things that Will Probably Never Happen in the New Yu-Gi-Oh Movie But I Really Wish They Would
khaleesiofthegreatdairystate: fierceawakening: apathetic-at-my-best: Said it before and will say it again: it’ll never happen, but I’d really like these wall guys to spend ten minutes talking to someone who overstayed a visa about why they did
rastaqueen3000ad: queenconsuelabananahammock: vomitinkonpaper: youngblackandvegan: y’all ever realize how on ancestry.com commercials they never go back further than 1865 hm what happened? afraid to see what’s hanging out in your family trees?
iswearitwascmyk: Scenes that never happened but I wish they did: Bumi gets lost in the Fog of Lost Souls and meets his dad. Bumi’s dialogue is shamelessly ripped off from Civil Wars part 2. (shhh, leave me alone with my Bumi feels…)
yumikuri: yumikuri: who remembers when mitt romney gangnam styled on stage at the 2012 Republican national convention This post has created a damn Mandela Effect bc this never happened and yet ppl are reblogging it saying they remember it
lilirulu: One Viera a day (or four a week atleast) every day until they get added in FFXIV (or Yoshi P says it’s never happening)
moistpubes2: AVN 2016 Hitomi Tanaka vs Maserati They said it would never happen.The promoters knew what the people wanted. The Big Tit heavyweight championship title fight of 2016. Who’s the winner? http://moistpubes2.tumblr.com/archive
punk-frank:Friendly reminder that: •Dean’s siren was a guy who was into classic rock and cars •Cas showed up naked covered in bees on the impala for Dean •They never showed what happened with Chief and Dean •Dean was supposed to say I love
the-perks-of-being-black: “…[This] text never happened and the couple isn’t named Roger and Kirsten.But don’t worry! The photo is real. The couple is Amy and Ian and they got married in Detroit….” Ryan Broderick, BuzzFeed“Amy and Ian Hicks
meanmisscharles: phoenix-ace: redmensch:this student walk out against school shootings is intriguing because it will create a generation of teens with mass strike experience. that has never happened before and could maybe have implications for how they
gcupcake8: So, last night I am awaken to my pants being ripped off @ 3:00am!!! He must have had some crazy hot dream, b/c that never happens( not that I’m complaining)…I tried to take some after shots, but I was so tired they did not turn out so
trebled-negrita-princess: tashabilities: rastaqueen3000ad: queenconsuelabananahammock: vomitinkonpaper: youngblackandvegan: y’all ever realize how on ancestry.com commercials they never go back further than 1865 hm what happened? afraid to see
kitsunecoffee: brilliantinemortality: vagisodium: apriki: never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over its happening even better the only reason
hate: kitsunecoffee: brilliantinemortality: vagisodium: apriki: never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over its happening even better the only
sollux: DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN
octobersparrow:mythicgeek:This is never not funny rebloggin’ cause that is the actual look on my face when that happens
yourperfectlittleanarchist: pizzaforpresident: in grade 5 my teacher made us keep a puberty journal where we wrote down the changes happening to our bodies and then she’d make us read them out loud i never realized how fucked up that is until just
thesickshop: buttwyattarchive: what really happened to mark brendanawicz aka the worst thing i’ve ever made never forget the greatest parks video ever made
karenhealey: justplainsomething: mako-reaper: kitikattt7: 2008 was a better time… That one time the whole nation got rickrolled but no one was mad about it bless #I KEEP TELLING PEOPLE THIS HAPPENED#AND THEY NEVER BELIEVE M E OH YES this was
littlestephaniegurly: hubbysph: You told them they could… What never happened when I cum in you
acronicta:me: *daydreams about crush in a completely ridiculous scenario that will never happen*crush: *says something in daydream* me: no wait they wouldnt stay that, that’s unrealistic me: im starting over
coastale: daisifyed: craized: this generally hurts because i know it’s never happened omg crying this actually sucks, because i know that no one has the time to think this about me they’re too busy judging other things about me. Wow my life sucks
sonypraystation: surprisebitch: listening to Hotline Bling makes me feel nostalgic about things that never happened to me.. no one even used to call me on my cellphone late night when they need my love but i feel like someone did and i can relate
just-shower-thoughts: Out of all the crazy things that happened in Jumanji, it’s amazing how they never lost the dice.
acronicta:me: *daydreams about crush in a completely ridiculous scenario that will never happen* crush: *says something in daydream* me: no wait they wouldnt stay that, that’s unrealistic me: im starting over
moonsugarstars: Full colour commission for @beneatheverse! They were kind enough to commission me to draw my own character, Hallow’s Eve! That’s never happened to me before :P
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