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notlostonanadventure: THEY SHOWED ME THIS VIDEO IN HIGH SCHOOL BIO THE PROFESSOR LITERALLY HAD TO REWIND TO THIS POINT BECAUSE WE WERE ALL LAUGHING SO HARD
lance and his dicks sporting gods commercials LOL they kill me!!
Arrietty is the first Miyazaki film I liked for more than the superb craftsmanship PLEASE DON’T KILL ME I’M SORRY (my Ghibli top 3 goes as follows: 1. Grave of the fireflies, 2. Arrietty, and 3. From up on poppy hill)
I REFUSE TO DIIIIEEEEE!!!!!They killed me and put me in a coffin and then showed up to my funeral to finish the job. BUT AS LONG AS THERE’S A STREAM TO BE HAD, FULL BURST OUT OF HELL AND MAXIMUM IMPACT INTO my chair and start taking in commissions this
blueskiessunshine: Just kill me. It’ll be less painful than this show.
xxx
disservice: DOMESTICS or something they kill me
gaycism: The sound effects and editing actually killed me hsjdksla
Litterally that text in the bottom kills me. Poor Mark :(
Ah geez i hate to be That Girl, cause i checked out the carole and tuesday dub and i really like it. And I like caroles voice, i really do! I just figured that since they went through the trouble of getting a black singing voice that theyd actually get
hakuri-n: They kill me…
hentaiyarou: Gamushara Mob Rape 3 ~Choukyou Kankin Hen ~ (Reckless Mob Rape 3 ~Torture/Confinement Edition~) was announced on pixiv (!!) and I pray someone scanlates it. Cover art linked - they don’t allow people to post from pixiv without permission,
africant: vthebookworm: ragglefraggles: when they say youre too old for disney The hop, I can’t. I cackled.
adrasteiax: “always water and darkness because now I eat the light; I am sun.” — Angel Dominguez, from “Don’t tell my mother if they kill me #2″ published in Brooklyn (via lifeinpoetry)
soracities: “always water and darkness because now I eat the light; I am sun.” — Angel Dominguez, from “Don’t tell my mother if they kill me #2″ published in Brooklyn (via lifeinpoetry)
thedoctorlek: During their first week in Pete’s World, Rose and her Doctor begin to explore the new life they have together.
you’re going to kill me with the rugby idea, manda, i can’t handle it, my brain is leaking out of my ears
raideo: spookyelric: sphynx-prince: yungcoochie: bankston: goodreasonnews: amazingatheist: I’m so glad to see the younger generation waking up to this hypocrisy. The homeowner at 22 one is killing me. ……………………. This meme makes
THE FEETS. THEY KILL ME.
A guy in my diversity class complained about how using they as a gender neutral pronoun is ~grammatically incorrect and he added “SORRY, I DON’T WANT TO BE THAT GUY…” Uh. Well done, dude. You were that guy. Good job.
ironfries: they’ve been coming to the park for years, almost without fail every sunday afternoon FOR TALLY who completed her homework and also for me because i want a new wallpaper shares with you guys too
kaciart: Bofur - Babysitter extraordinaire. Tells them scary stories that they enjoy at the time but then Dis and Thorin have to deal with the night terror in the following week. I also think Kili would have a bb!crush on Dwalin and Fili’s would be
steelplatedhearts: at the beginning of gotg, peter’s mom asks him if he’s been fighting again. he says he has, because “they killed a little frog who didn’t do nothing.” in the next scene, a grown up peter is kicking weird little alien creatures
bpdrinmatsuoka: my cousin is killing me with these pictures! that’s Petah (the one I snuggled with last time), Sriracha, and Silver
aidosaur: pre-serum steve & bucky (photoshop) oh jeez somebody save me from myself T-their expressions are killing me.. ♡ ♡
audreyii-fic:theamayasakarutaexperience: bemusedlybespectacled: amuseoffyre: nothingeverlost: Fourteen years ago, a Death Eater named Bellatrix Lestrange used the Cruciatus Curse on my parents. She tortured them for information, but they never gave
sweet-bitsy: awwww-cute: An Australian Blue Heeler goes to sleep on top of the flock it has herded THIS IS IT THIS IS THE POST THAT KILLED ME BECAUSE AFTER A LONG DAY OF HERDING SHEEP, THIS PUPPY HERE HERDED WITH ALL ITS MIGHT AND THEN SAID YOU KNOW
mysteriousfoxgirl: madeofsquirrels: theargylegargoyle: kafkarockopera: lauriejuspeczyk: rob liefeld drew silent hill art lmao please kill me it looks fucking awful yes this is exactly as i remember it Even his pants have muscles holy shit. I
2 minutes and 22 seconds. I got them all down to one life though before they killed me.
artemispanthar: 2 minutes and 22 seconds. I got them all down to one life though before they killed me. and of course Garnet was the one who KOed me each time.
I’d like there to be an episode where the Gems wear suits. Like, in canon. But also I think if they actually did it might kill me. It is a gamble. Willing to risk it though
chadfarsight:sunglassesmish:the spn drama could take a whole year to explain in the least so i’m goodI explain Cable/The Summers Family Tree at them, and drive the kidnappers to madness.
ammit420: mamitachvla: ammit420: mamitachvla: Stop…fetishizing….huge age…gaps They’re super toxic and…creepy..and…PREDATOR LIKE !!!! fuck you got against wideset teeth yo What i aint read this right my bad
flextrovert: gnometeeth: A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him. I live for this post “Do what you must, for I have already won.”
toebyeus: rubenscubix: toebyeus: can my future murderer please give me 5 extra minutes before they kill me to make a text post saying i’m dead thanks Fuck that I’d take those 5 minutes to call someone for help or get a gun. obviously you don’t
bluehairedspidey: twelveclara: u can tell who the ancients of tumblr are bc they’re the ones not posting anything abt where to find them if this site collapses…we know this site isnt going anywhere….the apocalypse couldnt stop this garbage…..it
if they kill me y'all better fuck shit up
nu-pogodi: michaelspecter: just a photoset of makoto looking surprised and then happy that haru waited for him at an obscenely early time to the leave the house so they could go to the swimming camp together nbd (also, haru with a cat) Keep in mind
goldtectonic: wow isnt it great that aoba thinks koujaku’s fingers are beautiful even though they’re covered in scars the answer is yes (let it be known that i am incompetent and edited this twice after posting…)
nogfhaver: dracumon: dlubes: spacedaydreams: me in a horror movie 1st text - Friday: 10:23PM 2nd text - Today 9:37PM AQSWEDRTEYKUTJ “sorry I just got your text are you still gonna kill me?”
takeprideinyourheritage: I second that! #BlackLivesMatter #nojusticenopeace #amerikkka #racism #policebrutality #blacktumblr Man if they kill me burn I-83 down, fuck Baltimore up
facelesskinkyblackguyblog: sonofhueypnewton: heaux-ass: Dan got T-Pain doing that damn dance 😂 My niggas lol LMAO HE SNATCHED THE CHAIN NIGGA I’M DECEASEDDDDD Dan be killing me 😂😂😂
carryonmy-assbutt: why do you want to kill me?
tryrenialinstead: You know, I thought you hated being a P.A. #Dean having a normal job #Dean being very good at his normal job #Dean loving his normal job #Just kill me on your way out please. [via sendermage]
padaghost: blutbadmonroe: J2 highfiving with their feet… awesome shit man their bromance kills me
jessekinksman: Sam’s face just kills me omg
kingreiner: im-2spoopy4u: badgerdash-cumberquat: dneaves: I re-did the map as an American I can confirm this It was the aliens that killed me but literally ohiowe all know what ohio is butis there anythign there
kingreiner: im-2spoopy4u: badgerdash-cumberquat: dneaves: I re-did the map as an American I can confirm this It was the aliens that killed me but literally ohiowe all know what ohio is butis there anythign there glee
sucha-fuckingmess: s-omethingelse: holdonmylove: mindofgemini: thisnoiseismusic: Hi, there. I’m wearing a shirt that reads “Kill Me”. If you saw me at a party or on the street would you promptly murder me? What about if I had a few drinks?
itsonlymarlon: briskeboys: vikingpoteto: not to be dramatic, but Okoye telling her bitch ass husband she would end him without hesitation when he tried to manipulate her changed me as a person and cured my depression. “would you kill me my love?”
theflatwoodsmonsterisalesbian: I get why ppl are leaving tumblr but ive never deleted an account for anything in my life and if tumblr wants me to leave theyre going to have to kill me themselves
draw me a sheep
BITCHES AINT SHIT AND THEY AINT SAYIN NOTHIN 💁 A HUNDRED MOTHAFUCKAS CANT TELL ME NOTHIN 💅
blennie:bugs are so important to this world I will never diminish the worth of a bug but the truthis they scare me and I don’t want them in my home please
fuxit: alexisnation: http://alexisnation.tumblr.com They’re so hot it kills me
lust. my lust for you never fades. my mind always goes back to you. you live so far but i feel your touch here. your words, they kill me. you voice, it thrills me. please. just wait for me. i want to be yours.
-diagonalley: miss-darling-clementine: simplyalexandermason: I feel like they just conspired together… THE WINK, THE WINK IS KILLING ME. This is so adorable!!
wore circle lenses from a shady amazon shop the other day, bless they didn’t kill me !!! yeeyyy boi : pls follo ig : dawnwillowcb
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