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utilitarianthings: The Lunar Baby Thermometer was inspired by parents’ natural tendency to place their hand on their child’s forehead in order to check their temperature.
febrero211928:tomukposts:Why I never have a doc like him;-)? Wish he put his big thermometer, inside my ass, and check how in heat I am!!
scottssfakes: “Let me just grab a thermometer to take your temp… OH GOD!” -Sexy Nurse Selena Gomez (more Selena Gomez fakes here)
A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after a 16-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller,
The thermometer popped. The meat must be ready!
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What would be a better replacement than the thermometer ?
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Your nurse is ready to take your temperature with her “ wrecktal” thermometer
falcon32: she can take my temperature orally or in the ass with her thermometer anytime
Walked into my room and found my sister’s friend like this on my bed. She looked at me and bit her lip then said, “want to take my temperature with your meat thermometer?”
gregaryjay: I don’t need thermometer to know she is hot
buttart: artitties: *screaming* JUST WRITE DICK i promise its 10000000% sexier his swollen meat thermometer was ready 2 take ur temperature
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just-shower-thoughts: When you’re a kid, a thermometer may as well be a lie detector.
para56: “Who needs a thermometer?
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kateosaurus-rex: badjokesbyjeff: A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her front pocket and thinks: Some asshole has my pen Change your handle Jeff
kingfucko:lazorsandparadox:dankmemeuniversity:This is actually a really good example of why internet of things is a security risk. The hackers couldn’t have exploited the thermometer as an entry point if it didnt connect to the fucking internet
queerallman: one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians
I obviously need an old school thermometer so I can get the temprature right
stick-it-inside: Thermometer in pussy
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lmao…. Wonder if that would actually work…
omg-pictures: This shower has a thermometer for the water.http://omg-pictures.tumblr.com
jackblack11: This nurse needs a Larger Thermometer
indeedy: Anytime my Son got sick as a little boy, I would see if he had a fever, by sticking a thermometer up his cute little butt hole to check his temperature! Eventually, I would stick it in just for fun to play around! And my Son really seemed to
ask-googlechrome: I can’t anything right now. It’s way too hot. My AC broke and the thermometer inside reads 88 degrees. That’s almost as hot as it is outside… I’m just going to lay on my back and be miserable. Merfs @_@ Sorry to hear that….
helplesslyregressed: My favorite mornings are the ones where her overnight conditioning medicine wears off and the thumb pops out of her mouth … right when the thermometer goes in for her morning check.
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strict-maternal-discipline: Although this girl is already a teen, her mom takes her temperature rectally. And she even uses the old child-thermometer!
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weirdlycoollesbian: queerallman: one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians
historical-nonfiction: Believe it or not, this is an early thermometer. The glass frog was filled with a liquid that changed its density with the body’s temperature. The frog would be strapped to a patient’s wrist for fifteen minutes, and the changing
harleysart: MariChat May Day 30: Sick Chat: Princess, your fever doesn’t seem to be going down at all. You better get some rest. I’ll be right here. Marinette: *mumbling* I think you’re the one who’s making it worse and please do use the thermometer!!
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ladyboydelights: Sexy nurse Milla Viasotti has a special thermometer for you
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autistickitten: snakedance: neurodiversitysci: 2ndhalfoflife: nomorepuzzleprofits: We need to stop seeing autism as some sort of one-dimensional sliding scale. Autism is not a thermometer. It’s not a rating that is “more” or “less”. High-functioning
publicnuts:oral thermometer
idk what this one is
hungdudes: Meat Thermometer
featherarrows: queerallman: one time my girlfriend texted me this blurry picture of a thermometer and there was a second where i had a heart attack because i thought it was a pregnancy test but then i came to the realization that we’re lesbians
thefrogman: It’s all fun and games until the patoot thermometer. CHECK OUT THE NEXT CORG LIFE RIGHT NOW!
