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matchbook-stories: snarkbender: fitbumblebee: What the Colour of your Urine Says About your Health there is no such thing as purple urine i wanna find a way to pee purple now
basemant: if I don’t get this cake when I turn 23 then there will be no turning 23
thollukthcaptor: the-absolute-best-gifs: dare4more: I literally just went from aw to wtf. NO BUT THIS IS WHY I LOVE LAIKA THO, there was this big uproar over a character from paranorman being gay, so what do they do? next movie, they make a commercial
foxnewsofficial: anonymous compliments are really nice it’s like there’s no ulterior motive they just want you to read it and smile
imintoparamore: Paramore Appreciation Week - July 11th 2013: Favourite Quote “Life is tough, man. No one is spared from obstacles and trials, but there is such a beautiful plan for each of us. Just gotta let it happen.” - Taylor York
ryleestrange: purplesmauge: dubsexplicit: wet—kitty: no one will ever understand the deep fucking connection I have with this film For real though John Hughes was the king of cinema for generations of teenagers. Such an important film. There
crystallized-teardrops: i either read for 4 hours straight or dont read for 4 months there is no in between
happy90syears: No one know how in the world he ends up right there!
idunwin: melanoleuca: Remember when there was a 7 mile spanking machine on spongebob and no one said anything about it ever bring me the booty
bitter-feminist: I’m not even exaggerating when I say there is no food in my house.
loserpoet: the fact that some people on this site are sexually aroused by benevolent cucumberpatch is proof that someone will find you attractive no matter how ugly you may be. there is always hope
moraniarty: you’re walking in the woods there is no one around and your phone is dead out of the corner of your eye you spot him
The fact that there are people out there that don’t like Ska makes me feel really uncomfortable.
ilovesmoothjazz1998: *kicks a plastic cup* man this town sucks.. im so trapped.. *takes a puff of a cigarette* dont you just feel like theres something big out there.. and we’re just wasting time.. *wipes snot on sleeve* anyway my mom bought pizza
uglyfun: I love this scene. There’s something about it that is deeply appealing to me for a reason I’m unsure of. There are specific things I like about it that I can name. The gags are clever and lighthearted. It reminds me of that weird makeover
wormkink: I bet there’s no drama like this in the teletubbies fandom
amadaun23: I thought Superunknown was pretty optimistic, inspirational. It might have spoken of dark things or a dark feeling but there was always something in it, even lyrically, that suggested “Hey, you’ve hit the bottom, now there’s only up.”
patjohnkirch: people that say there’s no need for a bass line in a song can’t be trusted
papermagazine: “I remember thinking ‘I can’t be the only girl in Hollywood, in Los Angeles, California, who wants to play rock ‘n’ roll. There have to be other girls out there like me.’ It was not only about finding my band members, but
deadlyspoons: I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between
planetary-party: mikeywoah: why is there so many hate blogs? why is there so many hate? Because those people haven’t experienced petting a dog
unexplained-events: December 2003 this image was caught by the security cameras at Hampton Court Palace, a huge tudor castle near London. They kept finding the fire door open even when no one was there. Upon viewing the footage they found this ghostly
blindthoughts: “There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger!”The Last BookstoreLos Angeles, California.
cryptfly: asperqueer: asksecularwitch: greatmoustachesploosh: foxinu: nsfwjynx: the-pink-mist: There was a split second there where his like, “wait, what? bro what are you doing?” On more serious note, PTSD dogs for veterans are so fucking
beccamakalapua: punkasslouis: punkasslouis: I’m hiding naked in my closet because there are mattress delivery men in my bedroom and no one thought to tell me so I was just doing my naked thing after my shower and then I was very unceremoniously shoved
shebachan: farrox: farrox: Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton
farahjasmin: samjoonyuh: Some days I feel like Beyoncé and some days I feel like Rihanna… there are no in betweens
rachelovesklaine: Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between
tom-sits-like-a-whore: when people defend pop stars who lipsync with “but they’re dancing! it’s impossible to dance like that and sound good!” i’m just like have you ever seen a musical before? no lipsynching going on there and the actors are
wire-man: There were no survivors.
thecatantichristishere: rabbitrecycle: donaldkaneda: owo: punkmonksteven: lalatula: *does the anime character with glasses thing* Does that really work though? What…? that’s so cool i wanna do it too!!!!!! ok here goes NO Okay, there’s
mr-devilman: Sex is a lot like Labyrinth, You go in without knowing, there are Muppets, David Bowie is there.
rahhb: There’s no graffiti like Broadway graffiti
orlandobloomfistmeintheass: nazipervert: “I’ll just leave that there” damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there
parkingstrange: xoheart-on-her-sleeve: sassy-satan666: unmutekurloz: raspberryskittles: dion-thesocialist: isn’t there a part of the bible where god gets mad at a fig tree for not having any figs on it and curses the fig tree? yeah there legit
shescreamsparamore: shescreamsparamore: I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WERE 11 FUCKING COWS JUST THERE. ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING PAY THE RENT OR WHAT WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT
big foreheads allow you to absorb more sunlight because there is more surface area there for you are glowing and have more vitamin D then those freaks with a small forehead go to hell
etoilesdelanuit: kubriq: “You are going to die in there”American Horror Story real talk the place where asylum was based on has been knocked down and a really fancy therapy center has been built in its place (my grandmother stayed there)
take-this-sinking-ship: y0ulittleshit: soybeanbaby: Every time I hate my body I remember that there are millions of old rich white men who benefit from my self hatred and if there’s one thing I hate, it’s old rich white men so I snap out of that
amadaun23: We’d rather challenge our fans and make them listen to our songs than give them something that’s easy to digest. There is a lot of music out there that is very easy to digest but we never wanted to be part of it. Eddie Vedder - nyrock.com
ladyknucklesinshape: health-happiness-life: There are more people with eating disorders than there are with green eyes You have more chance of surviving certain cancers than you do an eating disorder Eating disorders have the highest mortality rate
punkrightsactivist: when my friend told her drug dealer that she was transgender he immediately started using the correct pronouns for her and her parents dont so theres an issue there
agendr: one time when i let him run around my room he fell asleep behind the dresser and it was such a pain to get him out from behind there so i blocked the path behind there and the next time i let him out he made a beeline for the path behind the
qenitals: shopping carts in random places make me sad there is nothing for you there friend
feathered-dragoness: dragonofenergie: “Why do you flinch so hard?” Maybe there was a time when someone wasn’t kidding when they swung at me. yup. right up there with “why do you get so panicky when people raise their voice?” males
rocknroll-over: “We shouldn’t be competing. There is much more terrible music out there that we should unite against. But we don’t wanna make a video that seems like we’re bitchy cause uh, Limp Bizkit is doing better than we are.. in their
slayboybunny: one time I went to a gamestop and as I walked in the employee was like “cooking mama is over there!” and snickered with his friend and I was so pissed because 1) I was there to pick up diablo III and 2) cooking mama is an excellent
talkmill: elizabitchtaylor: Mädchen Amick in promotional photos for the first season of Twin Peaks. There is beauty and then there is Madchen Amick. The fairest of them all.
e-l-e-n-a-t:blackbanshee: raptorix: beggars-opera: Is there a classic movie bloopers fandom because there needs to be one OH MY GOD THESE THINGS REALLY EXIST??? james cagney’s face when he breaks the door omfg Poor Humphrey)
topgear: flyingtacobunny:f—-yeahjeremyclarkson:Mini!Jeremy and Richard - little fans all dressed up for World Book Day. Their outfits are perfect! Wonder if there’s a mini!James out there somewhere too?Mini Richard is spot on.
arachnofiend:chibisilverwings: ambrromance: joultonofblood: Sums up their personalities pretty well. Eddy: I can achieve anythingEdd: there’s a logical way to achieve what I wantEd: there’s nothing standing in my way Eddy hopping over the fence
shewhositsupontheethroneovnibiru:mall-goths:there r real teens out there who think discovering nirvana is a special achievement isnt that kinda the whole point of buddhism
When I’m a parent I’m definitely going to ask my child often “are you okay?” I never want my child to be crying their eyes out when I’m peacefully sleeping under the same roof and I certainly never want them to feel like there’s nobody there
deanscabbages: lovelixst: rivendellcustomersupport: this was designed for very young children and i am not a young child i am a 260 pound man how did you get in there. how did you get out of there
ginnydear: look, with mother’s day coming up, I feel the need to remind people that there are people out there who don’t get along with their mothers, don’t think their mothers are beautiful, don’t want anything to do with their mothers and
omgitsnils: there there
samirows: smattenhove: cacen: teapartyasian: Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated smad. there are two types of people
peppermintfeminist:katodown: agnellina: grantaire-put-that-bottle-down: hey there LGBTQ kids who are also Christian/Jewish! If you feel like you’re disobeying God, questioning your faith, or feel wrong and dirty for loving who you love, there’s
fenderoffcuts: matzohballsoup: fenderoffcuts: Hell, there’s plenty of fender parts on there, perfectly appropriate for this blog. It looks like the body is a toilet seat.The tuning pegs are spark plugs.The guitar only has 5 bridge saddles.(2, then
worthyourweightinfanfiction: armadillo: REAL TALK IF THERES A FIRE AT MY SCHOOL I AM NOT WALKING IN AN ORDERLY FASHION AND THEN GETTING MY NAME MARKED OFF IM RUNNING FOR MY LIFE AND IM TAKING MY GOD DAMN BAG WITH ME one time there was an unscheduled
