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hootie-who: Fuck mate….can’t hardly remember my old life. I was some posh twat fucking a fat tittied bird. Then Hot Rod found me. He knocked me out in an alleyway easy like, and fucking slid the pair of trackies up my legs. Soon I was changin’
Is he mad because Jeanbo is technically him so technically that’s an indirect kiss from Marco? We will never know. For everyone who’s been requesting Jean and Marco! <3
Spoiler alert! It ends with everyone jerking off while drinking beer. Just like my Saturday nights – hiyooh!Rocco Steele’s Urban Legend was written and directed by Rocco Steele, so the scant credits tell me. No idea who the actual videographers
nopanty: wanna follow me? This reminds me of the chick in a dress who was riding her bicycle ahead of me earlier today. I was going to pass her, but then I realized she was wearing a little thong… I was sporting some wood while biking.
naughty-aunt: I never, ever, thought I’d be doing something like this. I had become such a naughty girl in college. There was something about older women that drove me wild. Then there was aunt Emma who drove me specially wild. I was staying
nicerearbumper: I never know how. I only know who.Who’s this?Me. Giving in. Well this accelerated quickly. Like getting married after only dating for six months. Last time this happen was with Rose and Nine. What are doing Moffat, don’t you
meggygrace: exgynocraticgrrl: [pre-gifs] “…So, she [Paris Hilton] was a very wealthy woman, [initially] not that well known and then she gets to mega-stardom. How? The sex tape. Which was made by her boyfriend at the time, who was married, and thirteen
yeah agreed and it NEVER applies to m/m shipsi just suddenly remembered SNK where Eren who is what 15? a literal underage CHILD was shipped with Levi who also has an unknown age but is hinted at/joked about being quite old and im just MMMHHMM ok then
So we have a boy voiced by a woman who is obviously playing a Gandalf-type character (who was played by a gay rights activist) and we have an Earth pony who imagines himself as being part of a different race for the second time. And then we have this&mdas
Little girl who was bullied throughout her entire childhood for believing the world was flat, bullied through high school, bullied by society and the government her entire adult life for just believing the earth was flat.Then murdered in cold blood
Tbh I still think about that time that I hooked up with this one white guy who was in the navy and afterwards he was like “wow that was great…you’re a little hairy…but great” and my self esteem literally shatteredddddBut then I saw
acceber74: meanmisscharles: acceber74: So, Johanna Mason was originally going to be Latina, but then Jenna Malone, a white actress who already has more opportunities than WoC in Hollywood, showed up to the audition. “She stormed the castle [of
gaycactus: people who use baby naming websites: - expecting parents- trans people changing their names- writers- that guy outside my dorm room who was arguing with his buddy on whether the name Zach was in the bible and then very loudly announced that
thisurlwasnttakenbutnowitis: Gravity Falls really had a character who was a short psychic who went to prison and then was broken out and didn’t use the pun “small medium at large” once, huh
codons: this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont
feministsexed: sleazyfawn: gynocraticgrrl: [pre-gifs] “…So, she [Paris Hilton] was a very wealthy woman, [initially] not that well known and then she gets to mega-stardom. How? The sex tape. Which was made by her boyfriend at the time, who was
bdsmfratsmuscles: csjock: Two years ago he was a fat neared who was picked on for being openly gay. Then by chance he ran into coach, well the man he calls coach. At the time he was a senior, but not any senior, he was the senior football, wrestling,
….you told your brother he was a cyborg just so you could run the business? Is this the distant future version of telling a sibling they were adopted? Because this take it to a WHOLE new level
artemispanthar: artemispanthar: my little sister was telling a story about the Gems and she was using toys as stand-ins for the characters and Pearl was this small motorized toy. While she was talking she accidentally dropped Pearl who then ran under
evviejo: thirteen in the woman who fell to earththere’s this moment when you’re sure you’re about to die, and then… you’re born. it’s terrifying. right now, i’m a stranger to myself. there’s echoes of who i was, and a sort of call towards
jordan-reet: annabellebanks: Of course I remember Natalie. She was an immature bitch who was self centered. You’re busy, and that’s ok. I’m patient, I can wait. Maybe, but she obviously needed more then i could give her. Who knows if it’s the
akaashijiek: I was a scumbag who was beyond redemption. Then I met you. Because of you, I may have become a better person. You were the one who taught me how to love another person.
codons: codons: this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was
brandonmeetsworld: There was a point in time where I can remember existing without a purpose wandering about my life as a child who was just allowed to go outside and play. Then one day my destiny caught up with me when I met you. I then knew at this
filthandperversion: I came back home from the party with my husband who was very drunk and hit the bed immediately and was snoring. Just then I got a text from my son to come out to the living room, in whatever state I was in. I was nearly undressed,
f-hudsons: #So then I was like Oh my god #Voldemort #you can’t just KILL ME #you’re using -my- wand you dick wad #HAHAHAH #like please #i’m the boy who lived NOT DIED #so then #I like #fell to the ground and I was here in some whacked
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get
laur-rants: Listening to Ana’s dialogue with both Jack and Gabe killed me, and not just because she called them by their first names. But mostly because she was literally hitting on Jack who was oblivious, and then there’s Reaper who is swearing
lilyaldrinn-deactivated20141221: First there were the Daleks and then there was a man who fought them. And then, in time, he died. There are a few, of course, who believe this man somehow survived and that one day, he will return. For both our sakes,
tricias-captions: And then there was the time my Mistress put me up for auction at the club to raise money for a woman who’d killed her scumbag husband in self-defense. And I was bought by this girl who’d hated me since we were both in 3rd grade
linatrinch: irensupernatural: (x) HOLY SHIT okay at first I was like “no way did they” and then i was like “OKAY WHO IS THE GOD WITH PHOTOSHOP” but then i realizedTHIS IS A DAMN DRAWINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Holy fuck
virgoassbitch:A while ago, there was this guy who was trying to get at me on tinder but I looked at his Instagram and he had a long term girlfriend… so I messaged her saying her man was on tinder and she said I was mistaken… then I said noooo he’s
So I was having this dream where I was hiding under a desk from a group of soldiers and an official who was leading them, and I was thinking about derailing it, but then I thought ‘But if I stop this dream here, I’ll never figure out why the Illem
this is probably tmi but my url is cummbunny so who cares but god bless the person who bought me the hitachi thingy (I never know if I should say your name lol) I tried it and I think I’ve been reborn
this is going to be terribly vague, but who was some actor that was popular in the summer of 2011 and everyone was fawning over him, but he was actually rather fugly? Idk, I feel like a person like that exists, but then once you’re on tumblr for
hmm going to sum up my days in norcal, got to my brothers pad in stockton on july 5th, his house was very big and i finally got to meet his dog who was surprisingly a big gentle giant who doesn’t realize how big he is. then we ate together got comfy
I grew up with this kid who was always like a little brother to me. And he’s a fucking moron who literally wrote “President” Obama (yes, he put president in quotation marks) and said that his last speech was the happiest of his life and then he
So there’s this guy in my storyboarding class who did his presentation on his final film idea and one of his characters I like a 6′3′’ woman whose buff as shit so im like FUCK YEAH but then there was this other dude who was like ‘Shes kinda…buff
think-queer:If you think that an agender person who was AFAB and an agender person who was AMAB are two separate genders then I inherently don’t trust you about trans issues. Someone’s genitals or AGAB does not determine their gender, and
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