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surprisebitch: classinwhilesassin: weloveshortvideos: When bae texts u and says her parents ain’t home I am so impressed this is the best one
roving-neophyte: Risk of Rain 2 - The Huntress “And so they left, mutated beyond recognition” - ending text for a ROR1 character, and I don’t remember which one :V ROR2 is an amazing game, what can I say. With that in mind, I really wish devs
cosmicallycapriciousart: Based off of this text post. I definitely agree, Bill would be the one to say this.
bud-of-the-bud: Imagine my grin when I received a text from the incredible Lioness saying she had taken a tribute photo of one of my pictures. I’m a lucky girl! Please go say hello to my lovely friend here! And such a lovely tribute!
somecutething: Weird Animal Stories #1 - BounceThis dog was brought into a doggy day care, and one of the employees texted his friends a picture saying “Someone brought a bear cub into doggy day-care” One of his friends posted the picture on Reddit,
voldewhore: The spraypaint on my wall that says, “Dude wake up..” is a shortened quote from one of my friends. He texted me, drunk, in about mid may and said something along the lines of, “Dude wake up, the world is calling.” Something about
At present, I am unable to edit on my blog (Picking one of the posting icons (Text, Photo, Whatever) redirects bact to the page the icon was on). So, I’ll try sharing this by submitting. Needless to say, the caption sums up my feeling perfectly. :-)
ashleygirl135: So here it is. My last picture upload to tumblr. To say I’m sad is an understatement. All my posts have been flagged, this one too probably. Over the next couple days I’ll do a text post with links of where you can find me but until
kingnonsynse: nawyougood: tarynel: gringophobia: I’m so petty, for almost no reason whatsoever, I’ll block your number, then hit you up a week later like “why haven’t you been replying????” and when you say “i been texting, you the one
freakingthe-fuck-out: gringophobia: I’m so petty, for almost no reason whatsoever, I’ll block your number, then hit you up a week later like “why haven’t you been replying????” and when you say “i been texting, you the one who ain’t reply”
boyofzoot: one time i hit one of my plugs up like “aye im tryna cop a pack” and then i get a text back saying “this is his girl, he’s in jail” i was almost on the verge of tears. I was absolutely frustrated, he was my best weedman. then i
candyredterezii: candyredterezii: honestly saying “oh it comes with lore” about anything that has text explaining the use and or contents is one of the funniest th
eridick-amporna: komaedanag1to: seridan: komaedanag1to: why do people take tumblr so fucking seriously one of the most popular posts on this site is literally an orange with comic sans text that says “i killed a man" what if the orange actually
Nick is getting frustrated with training there in Oklahoma. He’s on his second strike, and if he gets a third one, he can’t finish the training. I wish I could make this a popular text post so people could reblog it and say nice things like
ileftmyheartinwesteros: Nick is getting frustrated with training there in Oklahoma. He’s on his second strike, and if he gets a third one, he can’t finish the training. I wish I could make this a popular text post so people could reblog it and say
My poor husband managed to text me saying he’s only had 2 hours of sleep for the last 3 days:/ It doesn’t surprise me, seeing as he’s one of the only ones who knows how to use some of their equipment. I can’t wait til he gets home :/
Don’t come up to me and say “we haven’t spoke in hella” You got me all the way fucked up to be coming at me like that, when you’re the one who doesn’t reply back to me or only text me for help with work. Lmfao. GTFO
boyimdrankin: crissle: i asked my twitter followers to text their parents and say “it’s beyonce’s birthday” then send me a screenshot of the replies. the last one 😂😂
felixdeon: Russian Propaganda, joining the fight for love. The Russian texts are based on common communist slogans. They say “Everything for Victory,” “Healthy body and Healthy soul,” (in this one, the two young men are wearing a common communist
dolley-madison:John Adams saying that “[Ben Franklin’s] whole life has been one continued insult to good manners and to decency” is the 1700s equivalent of texting your friend at 2AM saying nothing but “ur a fuckign HO”
aslutforsmut: I wonder what its like to roll over and say good morning to the one you love, instead of having to send a text
pleasantlythoughtfulbread: lubricates: manda: surprisebitch: classinwhilesassin: weloveshortvideos: When bae texts u and says her parents ain’t home I am so impressed this is the best one
xicequeenx: Me through social media/text : one word responds doesn’t say much. Me in Person: doesn’t shut the fuck up
natnovna: i’ve never even touched a ouija board … my friends brought one out once and i texted my mom on the sly and told her to call me and act like she was mad at me for something and say that i had to go home so i could get out of there with my
shaynnee: The fact that I don’t have one person I like enough to text and say “Hey let’s get pizza and make out” greatly disappoints me.
sunfortune:the whole concept of tiktok being the new tumblr for kids makes me insane bc imagine the stupidest shit you’ve said on here as a kid but instead of a text post no one cares about it’s a video of you physically saying that shit out loud
kianlawley: thecommonchick: surprisebitch: classinwhilesassin: weloveshortvideos: When bae texts u and says her parents ain’t home I am so impressed this is the best one
olivegarden: natnovna: i’ve never even touched a ouija board … my friends brought one out once and i texted my mom on the sly and told her to call me and act like she was mad at me for something and say that i had to go home so i could get out of
r-redemption: surprisebitch: classinwhilesassin: weloveshortvideos: When bae texts u and says her parents ain’t home I am so impressed this is the best one Aman allahim p0werful-l0ve My future bf gotta learn to do that✋😂
spicyshimmy: WHAT THE CHAMPION’S THINKINGA Literary Guide And Analysis For One Of Thedas’s Most Confounding ScenesAlso A Self-Help Text On What Not To Say And How Not To Say ItBy Varric TethrasAll Proceeds Go To Charity(Thirsty Dwarves Need Charity
surprisebitch: classinwhilesassin: weloveshortvideos: When bae texts u and says her parents ain’t home I am so impressed this is the best one why does this remind me of the checkmate move in “painting the town”
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so he texts me for the first time since I can’t actually remember and just says “ma bad yo” LOL which one? this is bullshit.
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