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As her friend ran into the store to exchange the shoes that were too small for her, Tressa and I waited in the car.“Too small..the story of my life!” she said.“Not getting the size you need?” I asked…trying to turn the conve

girthyencounters: As her friend ran into the store to exchange the shoes that were too small for her, Tressa and I waited in the car. “Too small..the story of my life!” she said. “Not getting the size you need?” I asked…trying to turn the conversation

Trying to see if you have supernatural powers

swolizard: lokisqueenofgreen: yokhakidfiasco: kaddy-kablamo: buzzfeedrewind: Kids today will never understand. The LAST ONE omfg Used to have fun with the last one THE LAST ONE WAS THE STORY OF MY LIFE. thank god they got rid of jean jackets

amyofone: I could feel the fibers lightly touching my body as each character was formed.He wrote the story of my life… the life I would lead…

wwhatevver-ampora: breakfromthecity: this is literally the story of my life my fucking life story.

Story of my life

watchhowidinosaur: Story of my life Both The Tomorrow People and Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. make me nervous about this.

wwhatevver-ampora: breakfromthecity: this is literally the story of my life my fucking life story.

lady-sith: thestoryofklaus: satanic-sanctum: lol XD story of my life black metal problems.

malfoyisms: DO YOU EVER GET SAD REMEMBERING THAT YOU DIDN’T GET TO THE QUICK ACTION FAST ENOUGH IN ASSASSIN’S CREED 2 AND JUST LEFT LEONARDO HANGING IN VENICE WHEN HE WANTED A HUG AND HE JUST STANDS THERE WITH HIS ARMS HELD OUT AND YOU PRESS TRIANGLE

inkbirddraws: this is literally the story of my life with both my sexuality and my dislike for kids Hi mom I’m lesbian and despise children “its a phase, you’ll grow out of it / you’ll eventually like kids / in a couple of years your motherly

twelveovertwo: Waldeinsamkeit doesn’t exist. You are always being watched. If not by centaurs, then by someone else. But saudade on the other hand is the story of my life. Carry on, linguistics. l'espirit de escalier is my LIFE.

nb-dipper: montparnah: montparnah: story time my dad always made dinner when i was little so i spent the first ~4 years of my life eating mexican food everyday and the first time i went over to one of my white friends houses they gave us pb&j

When I was walking to pick up my little sister as school I saw a squirrel attempting to run while carrying an avocado in its mouth. Every time it’d pick it up and run, the avocado would hit the ground and fall out of its mouth. Eventually it gave

zanyzelda: muchneededmerch: ihrgetic: The story of my life. This reminds me of the bf. This is what I do all the time. Some of my friends actually think it’s a bit weird, but you know, I love doing it. My difference, however, is I actually imagine

swolizard: lokisqueenofgreen: yokhakidfiasco: kaddy-kablamo: buzzfeedrewind: Kids today will never understand. The LAST ONE omfg Used to have fun with the last one THE LAST ONE WAS THE STORY OF MY LIFE. thank god they got rid of jean jackets

thesuncameouttoplay: When i’m old, I hope my face is covered in laugh lines and wrinkles. Maps marking the story of my life. All the giggles, early summer mornings, the sleepless nights spent dancing barefoot beneath a sheet of stars, constant jet

pacodestroyer: theguywithpurpose: Story of my life… OMG!!! THE STORY OF MY LIFE!!!!

inkays: me: i dont really see the point in anime figurines?? i mean what purpose do they even serve other than to just sit there and collect du- *sees figure of fav character* me: holy shit

sextronautt: panic! at the deadline

kawree: alenkosgirl: When there are 0 fanfics with the pairing you want worse: when the fics exist and are ALL BAD

vaniccio: i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep

lodges-veronica: Get a snack. Settle in. Because I’m about to tell you the story of my life. More specifically, why my life ended. And if you’re listening to this tape… You’re one of the reasons why.

agoldthatactuallystays: The story of my life is still unfolding but I plan to make it a good one. Two published books and a talent contract under my belt.. what type of glory… divine alignment, drinking my water, air plane mode, deleting phone numbers,

swolizard: lokisqueenofgreen: yokhakidfiasco: kaddy-kablamo: buzzfeedrewind: Kids today will never understand. The LAST ONE omfg Used to have fun with the last one THE LAST ONE WAS THE STORY OF MY LIFE. thank god they got rid of jean jackets

Story of my life right now

swolizard: lokisqueenofgreen: yokhakidfiasco: kaddy-kablamo: buzzfeedrewind: Kids today will never understand. The LAST ONE omfg Used to have fun with the last one THE LAST ONE WAS THE STORY OF MY LIFE. thank god they got rid of jean jackets

I want to roleplay but I can’t seem to find any interest in anything I read so I guess I’m screwed

:( the story of my life…

ungodlythighs:me: has a breakdownme: gets super embarrassed about it the second I calm down

swolizard: lokisqueenofgreen: yokhakidfiasco: kaddy-kablamo: buzzfeedrewind: Kids today will never understand. The LAST ONE omfg Used to have fun with the last one THE LAST ONE WAS THE STORY OF MY LIFE. thank god they got rid of jean jackets

saunter-vaguely-downwards: callstheadventurescience: computerbaby: the story of my life @dharuadhmacha Yeah, I’ve heard so many horror stories about people working towards their PhD in the hard sciences that I couldn’t recommend it to anyone

swolizard: lokisqueenofgreen: yokhakidfiasco: kaddy-kablamo: buzzfeedrewind: Kids today will never understand. The LAST ONE omfg Used to have fun with the last one THE LAST ONE WAS THE STORY OF MY LIFE. thank god they got rid of jean jackets

tea-hbu: fl0ats: lexifey: tbh-awkward: d0ppe: i need to post this because it is basically the story of my life right now. oh my god this is so relevant ugh literally describes my life YES THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH TOO FUCKING TRUE OMG

swolizard: lokisqueenofgreen: yokhakidfiasco: kaddy-kablamo: buzzfeedrewind: Kids today will never understand. The LAST ONE omfg Used to have fun with the last one THE LAST ONE WAS THE STORY OF MY LIFE. thank god they got rid of jean jackets

The story of my life accurate. THIS me

artchet: ‘The story of my life igive her hope. I spend her love until she’s broke inside. The story of my life.’

swolizard: lokisqueenofgreen: yokhakidfiasco: kaddy-kablamo: buzzfeedrewind: Kids today will never understand. The LAST ONE omfg Used to have fun with the last one THE LAST ONE WAS THE STORY OF MY LIFE. thank god they got rid of jean jackets

swolizard: lokisqueenofgreen: yokhakidfiasco: kaddy-kablamo: buzzfeedrewind: Kids today will never understand. The LAST ONE omfg Used to have fun with the last one THE LAST ONE WAS THE STORY OF MY LIFE. thank god they got rid of jean jackets

swolizard: lokisqueenofgreen: yokhakidfiasco: kaddy-kablamo: buzzfeedrewind: Kids today will never understand. The LAST ONE omfg Used to have fun with the last one THE LAST ONE WAS THE STORY OF MY LIFE. thank god they got rid of jean jackets

swolizard: lokisqueenofgreen: yokhakidfiasco: kaddy-kablamo: buzzfeedrewind: Kids today will never understand. The LAST ONE omfg Used to have fun with the last one THE LAST ONE WAS THE STORY OF MY LIFE. thank god they got rid of jean jackets

the-heart-on-fire:The story of my life. Yep.

omg so i take my car out today which was one of the first times i’ve done that, k… so when i am done and get back in my car, MY BATTERY IS DEAD and these guys had to help me jump it!!! dude story of my life.

I’ll be waking up in the morning, probably hating myself.And I’ll be waking up, feeling satisfied but guilty as hell. story of my life a few nights ago tho ✌

imjustasimpleman: story of my life. It’s romantic because of the background and tacos

swolizard: lokisqueenofgreen: yokhakidfiasco: kaddy-kablamo: buzzfeedrewind: Kids today will never understand. The LAST ONE omfg Used to have fun with the last one THE LAST ONE WAS THE STORY OF MY LIFE. thank god they got rid of jean jackets

swolizard: lokisqueenofgreen: yokhakidfiasco: kaddy-kablamo: buzzfeedrewind: Kids today will never understand. The LAST ONE omfg Used to have fun with the last one THE LAST ONE WAS THE STORY OF MY LIFE. thank god they got rid of jean jackets

swolizard: lokisqueenofgreen: yokhakidfiasco: kaddy-kablamo: buzzfeedrewind: Kids today will never understand. The LAST ONE omfg Used to have fun with the last one THE LAST ONE WAS THE STORY OF MY LIFE. thank god they got rid of jean jackets

swolizard: lokisqueenofgreen: yokhakidfiasco: kaddy-kablamo: buzzfeedrewind: Kids today will never understand. The LAST ONE omfg Used to have fun with the last one THE LAST ONE WAS THE STORY OF MY LIFE. thank god they got rid of jean jackets

the story of my life; you're just another page

The story of my life accurate. THIS me

hermionegrangersnape: “I have to clean my glasses on your shirt because mine is the wrong material” - a memoir

the-vashta-nerada: nO I JUST SNEEZED AND I HAVE MY PERIOD

Here’s a story that I’m gonna tell in first person that is completelymade up and zero percent relevant with my life. Never befriend your students because nobody should ever know anything about your personal life when you are doing your job

elparra: swolizard: lokisqueenofgreen: yokhakidfiasco: kaddy-kablamo: buzzfeedrewind: Kids today will never understand. The LAST ONE omfg Used to have fun with the last one THE LAST ONE WAS THE STORY OF MY LIFE. thank god they got rid of jean

the-heart-on-fire: The story of my life.

the-heart-on-fire: The story of my life.

Story of my life

swolizard: lokisqueenofgreen: yokhakidfiasco: kaddy-kablamo: buzzfeedrewind: Kids today will never understand. The LAST ONE omfg Used to have fun with the last one THE LAST ONE WAS THE STORY OF MY LIFE. thank god they got rid of jean jackets

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