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roubarbu: cockbulgesanonymous: Okay, this is a pretty big dick. Lots of nice bulge shots. Great pictorial Yup
deathanddumb: #TBT Here is my first ever nude on Death and Dumb way back in March 3 years ago! How precious! deathanddumb: I keep sending smutty pictures of myself to my boyfriend. Sometimes I post them on here. I think it’s probably to do with the
so-dayi: “So-Dayi: “the stage where evolution begins” Our Archive is a treasure trove
modbec: He’s acting like a colt jesus christ. WE’RE GONNA BE THE BEST OF FRIENDS! I’LL HOLD YOU EVERY DAY! AND TAKE CARE OF YOU! WE’LL HAVE SO MUCH TOGETHER! I’LL TAKE YOU TO SO MANY PLACES! AND I’LL LOVE YOU FOREVER
crystal2112: This is one of my all-time favorite Penny Arcade strips, for three reasons. First off, I’m a huge Metal Gear Solid nut, as you can tell by my avatar, page, and most of my posts. Second, I love the concept of Solid Snake being like Santa.
itsallgoodtogo: “Do we have to do it in the grass, son? Can’t we just get a motel like we usually do? I’m afraid of snakes.” C’mon mom, it’ll be fun doing it outdoors, and besides, the only snake around here is the one in my pants.
powerburial: chicano-solid-snake: this is like a parallel dimension version of this image: the white lodge vs the black lodge
seananmcguire: mother-of-beasties: xtoxictears: This is one of my favourite pictures of Kagura.:’) She likes to sit like a people and watch the laptop/TV oh my God that is the cutest snake ever. BABBY
super-gay-natural: esper-sparrow: when people get angry at you for liking snakes THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE
the-entire-furry-fandom: fishingwithaloveletter: I feel like I gotta clarify that yes Japan does have a cryptid that is just a fat snake it’s also able to speak, drinks alcohol and apparently tells lies. it also swallows it’s own tail so it can
hullaballoons: little-king-john: artwhork: ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want “You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the
butchlizbian:pastelbrachypelma:I like thinking of Crowley being a sizable snake. Like, his snake form is a WORRYING size, I’m talking “this snake could kill you easily without trying” size. So I’m amused by the thought of reptile nerds being worried
reishizuya: reishizuya: introducing the best and newest meme of 2015: ITS BEEN LIKE 2 HOURS AND SNAZZY SNAKE IS AT ALMOST 2000 NOTES I LOV 53,412 now
shapeslover:pumpkincakezz:Who wants to be smothered like a snake? 🐍 Maybe the dress is short @pumpkincakezzJoin her OnlyfansFollow her Instagram
goatygoatyeah replied to your post: god forbid that someone would SKETCH a slightly incorrect trouser snake oh nooo )*: It seems like the only person who is actually upset is uh the one anon person (my thing was a joke btw. i mean i don’t like foreskins
darkfiretaimatsu: As a bonus, the tweedly piece of my mane counts as a tongue~ This costume is double scary, because to folks who don’t like snakes, it looks like I’m being eaten by one, and to folks who are snakes, it looks like I’m bursting out
ace-pervert:wyvernseeker: someoneintheshadow456: patrickdiomedes: toospoopyformyshirt: trueka: i dont hear much abt asian zodiacs??? anyways im year of the dragon how bout yall I found out recently there’s an elemental component too, every sign is
rapiersquadron:tsukimori-san:My favorite part of Metal Gear is how like half the bosses have insane powers like they can levitate and control fire and read minds and control people and shit and then Snake, just some old dude with a gun, is just like,
hullaballoons: little-king-john: artwhork: ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want “You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the worst
the-absolute-funniest-posts: is this snake fucking serious like was that actually fucking necessary This is a pretty cool blog to follow, I’m certain you’ll like it on your dashboard
mother-of-beasties: xtoxictears: This is one of my favourite pictures of Kagura.:’) She likes to sit like a people and watch the laptop/TV oh my God that is the cutest snake ever.
mother-of-beasties: xtoxictears: This is one of my favourite pictures of Kagura.:’) She likes to sit like a people and watch the laptop/TV oh my God that is the cutest snake ever. Is she watching Orochimaru awakening the 4 Hokage ?
aaronthesnob: Super Smash Bros. Ultimate - Snake Codecs: InklingI hope you don’t take this as me bashing on Splatoon. This is just how I picture Snake as a character would react to the inklings.Update:Holy crap, I did not expect this to blow up like
zyort replied to your post: zyort replied to your photo: I have a Strong… Yeah, the Rope Snake like starts to doubt itself and whatnot! The ropesnake is an actual okay character! I keep dying I’m at lv. 12 am I supposed to grind? or what?
cameoamalthea: super-gay-natural: esper-sparrow: when people get angry at you for liking snakes THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE What morph is that? I searched the image on google and it appears to be a Mystic Potion
darlingeddiegluskin: super-gay-natural: esper-sparrow: when people get angry at you for liking snakes THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE “I am my own blankie.”
tyrranosaurus: suchoriginal: we see here the snake equivalent of ‘what the fuck’ he’s like NOOOO I’VE BEEN FOOLED This is so amusing
zooophagous: Just about everything about this is bad news.Snakes don’t need “friends.” Snakes like ball pythons are solitary and don’t even associate with their own kind outside of breeding. It doesn’t want to be friends with a mousey. The
ask-oncies-jizz: dr-n-tropy: ask-oncies-jizz: arrested for snake on main Okay but how harsh is the arrest sentence? What kinda snake we talkin about here? Like… Snake? Or…ya know? Snaaaake? clarification: arrested for actin a snake on
silverhawk: i love the asian vine snake bc it has like one of the most interesting snake faces everbut it REALLY is incredibly beautiful
beetledrink: when people talk about “opposites attract” and how a good couple complements and offsets each other what they mean is like how my boyfriend has played tons of MGS and knows all the lore and ive never played any but ive seen snakes fat
rate-my-reptile: mother-of-beasties: xtoxictears: This is one of my favourite pictures of Kagura.:’) She likes to sit like a people and watch the laptop/TV oh my God that is the cutest snake ever. (Gaps up) let watch now the Wolf of the Game of
thefatgawd: I tell you what, this Ferguson shit is like cutting the high grass to find the snakes around here. Mention Ferguson to a friend today and see if that bitch need to be cut off.
tonysaturtle: xasiralx: Harlem Snake (You Me At Six Version) [video] What is wrong with the bands I like?
unfollovving: penguin-nagisa: theamericankid: I’m so happy this is a thing omfg the snake it’s like a big thick-head oh my god
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