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Snake and Quiet playing in the rain. Awesome.
espikvlt:Here are some previews to my debut set for Petplay Palace!Join the site here if you haven’t yet, and stay tuned for my set to premiere!
A friendly user who wanted to stay anonymous just hinted that the picture of my “trouser snake”, that I just used to answer a question, needs to be posted seperately so it can be reblogged. This GIF shows my “snake” unfold after
GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUSYSSSSOUHRA I GOT A SNAKE TODAY!! I FINALLY GOT ONE!!AORGIJALRGK I’VE WANTED ONE MY WHOLE LIFE AND ALGRLGJAHRKLAJHELFHGLG I’M SO EXCITED AAAHHHHSLKGHALKRLG LOOK AT THE CUTENESS!! THE LITTLE PET SHOP DIDN’T KNOW
The sweater saga continues with snake waifu.Cerea
tomspets: THE TINIEST SNAKE I HAV EVER SEEN. AND LOOK AT IT”S TEENY LITTLE TONGUE!!!
the-real-eye-to-see: But they value our lives even less Hey actually that lil girl is totally safe and those snakes are bred specifically to be docile asf. It ain’t a race thing lol
siverfanweedo: norbah: falstaffing: yall i just found the funniest thing on the harry potter wiki There’s also the general problem with the idea of speaking Parseltongue. Snakes are deaf. maybe JK Rowling don’t know anything about snakes
~Support me on Patreon~I’ve been filling a bunch of requests for patrons who preordered my book, This Vacant Body :) This was a request for Snake and Otacon~ I haven’t played these games so I relied on the wiki for info so I hope they look okay! Snake
william-snekspeare: the second panel was originally going to have words but I decided it was better without them this snake is me lol
kaydeekrunk: hebizuki: Sip sip sip #hognose #snake #snek #reptiblr Someone call the cops. This is too cute to be legal. i died <3
todd–chavez: SNAKE WITH A RATTLE. RATTLESNAKE. For some reason I didn’t catch this the first few times I watched this. teehee X3
annalookhuman: Believe in yourself like the drunk, compulsive lying snake believes in you! Now available on Look Human on apparel! @slbtumblng X3
The man👨🏽🦱doesn’t know that there is a snake 🐍underneath. The woman🙍🏽♀️doesn’t know that there is a stone crushing the man. The woman 🙎🏼♀️thinks: “I am going to fall! And I can’t climb because the snake
melkmeid:our snake named sneaky snake escaped from his habitat and went in the basement and we found him and now my mom is whispering to him “why did you leave sneaky snake? what was going on in your little sneaky mind?”
great-and-small:People who hate snakes are so weird because they’ll insist that snakes are ruthlessly aggressive animals just waiting for the chance to bite a human but if you actually go outside and look at a snake they’re literally just like:
The Chubby Gemini
The Tyrant's Den
jajuka: When you work for a snake sometimes the employee reviews can be.. involved.
bootyisagirlsbestfriend: “go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today”
My new aesthetic is Pentecostal snake handlers from the Ozarks.
geekhyena: goldenevil91: edgebug: pretzel-the-hognose: [X] HELLO SNAKE. I AM SNAKE TOO! WE ARE SNAKE! WHY ARE YOU NOT MOVING, SNAKE? LET ME CUDDLE YOU TO FIND OUT. SNAKE? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I AM CONCERNED That’s so cute *.* Awwwwww!
lynchburg-lemonade: stheffbeltran: idiomofidiocy: I have given you glorious gifs of snakes yawning. You’re welcome. So horrible but yet so adorable the third one… nghh
mothbug: The baby girl is looking especially gorgeous this morning with her fresh skin. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her colors this vibrant.
mother-of-beasties: xtoxictears: This is one of my favourite pictures of Kagura.:’) She likes to sit like a people and watch the laptop/TV oh my God that is the cutest snake ever.
super-gay-natural: esper-sparrow: when people get angry at you for liking snakes THAT IS THE CUTEST FUCKING SNAKE
solid-snakes:hannibalthekingsnake:solid-snakes:“Why you squeeze me?”(For the record, I was barely holding her—she’s just that squishy.) MY HAND SLIPPED AH! A perfect likeness! :D :D Thank you!
super-pretty:rainbowsnakes:Ah yes. The classic tense black rat snake pose. “I see you human- watch as I pretend to develop a thousand spinal kinks from looking at your face..” I learned from my dad growing up that they do this so they don’t register
genderoftheday: Today’s Gender of the Day is: bananaconda
torokino: drakatha: kengriffey-jr: smileythesnake: NO YOU CANT DO THAT Play us a tune Jazz Man theres a snake in my flute @the-mighty-python
solid-snakes: yayaya-youtube: solid-snakes: cornsnoot: solid-snakes: She got into the tub all by herself! what a well behaved dog She is a good dog. She’s not even a mammal. Wtf guys where is your glasses?? Such a nice dog
thispandemonium: rangerdeon: flying-blades: jamtastik: queennubian: itsjustafangirlthing: interstellargeek: thisgingersnapsback: niggaimdeadass: he bold as hell he is having none of your snake shit today dude what the fuck? sit yo ass
The earth is my temple
the queen conquers all
alltailnolegs: I was going to drag him out to the front lawn for full on shiny sun but the neighbors across the street are busy moving in and I don’t want their first experience in the neighborhood to be OH UM THAT SNAKE IS HUGE I HAVE SMALL CHILDREN
kaydeekrunk: hebizuki: Sip sip sip #hognose #snake #snek #reptiblr Someone call the cops. This is too cute to be legal.
roughrimjob: Baby snakes appreciation post
officialdaddyegbert: pukakke: amazontreeboa: Aru Green Tree Python it’s tummy looks like the sky!!!!! the exceedingly rare sky-tummied curly snake
the-goddamazon: sparklinglemonsquares: miikpah: Snakes UNMUTE IT PLEASE UMUTE
the-awkward-turt: animalwelfareresources: Comic: Cottonmouth Myth and Facts | Living Alongside Wildlife 90% of the time when people think a snake is “chasing” them it’s actually just running towards a hiding place that is either between the snake
reptilesrevolution: Snakes are all the different, they’re body plan has a lot in common but they varies a lot in different species, shape, feeding and domestication of species. NOT ALL SNAKES EAT BIG PREY LIKE DEER (e.g Flower Pot Snakes eat ants/insects
halotharfroggies: castiel-the-assbutt: whatthisismyurl: wow I’ve never seen a bird drink before that’s a snake
vviolentprince: bedussey: what the fuck is this snake’s problem parkour
rate-my-reptile: traviscectomy: Red sided garter snakes emerging from den squad up and rollout 9.65/10 mission: Groc’ry store
serpentine-beauty: scales-and-fangs: Dragon Snake (Xenodermus javanicus) I HAVE THE MIGHTIEST OF NEEDS
tupinambeast:Drawings illustrating the difference in headshape between the venomous Cottonmouth (agkistrodon piscivorus - left), and the non venomous Banded Water Snake (nerodia fasciata - right).Water snakes are commonly mistaken and, more often than
small-home-repair-vikings: zukits: gameoffish: justnoodlefishthings: These are Garter Snakes and completely harmless little noodles I could literally sit right in the middle and they wouldn’t care I don’t care how much I have to pay, I’m in
Snake... I Am The Snake!!
Snake people, or “Sneople” do not exist, and it is the continued position of Beach City Officials that any sightings, contact, or other incidents are the result of hoaxes or infectious paranoia. If you or someone you love believes they have come into
and-the-snakes-start-to-screamm: X
The black water snake of the New Year - by Kiguri
![geekhyena: goldenevil91: edgebug: pretzel-the-hognose: [X] HELLO SNAKE. I AM SNAKE TOO! WE ARE SNAKE! WHY ARE YOU NOT MOVING, SNAKE? LET ME CUDDLE YOU TO FIND OUT. SNAKE? ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? I AM CONCERNED That’s so cute *.* Awwwwww!](https://64.media.tumblr.com/306d3333ceacc1e212759d6c0ef98338/tumblr_mnhaexrVuw1s9j50do2_r1_250.gif)
