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$speedyturtlebutt: hauntu4ever: natsui: how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit THIS I was reading a smutty fic on the bus$

speedyturtlebutt: hauntu4ever: natsui: how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit THIS I was reading a smutty fic on the bus

Before you go. inspired by a thing i read by stereobone and there was a goddamn line there really got to me and I have not slept holy shit it was that good

kinkyoiler90: Now I am not American and I will be honest I don’t agree with all that I read on your blog! But thank you for posting this. I hope my followers reblog the shit out of this.

poochi72: Holy Shit!! Now that’s a thick bubble Ass!! you can see more of him on A4A: READ_THE_ADD_ profile name: READ_THE_ADD_

the-rashad-chronicles: king-emare: cuppinthemcakes: ourstylezoflife: moisemorancy: “Dear President Obama! NIGGA YOU AIN’T SHIT!!!” (Open Letter To Obama) Follow me on Instagram: moisemorancy Follow me on Twitter: moisemorancy At first i read

catsinthevoid:If you’re reading this you’re invited to the rupphire wedding! Share this to invite others ❤️

Read if you want to help me organize this shit. Feedback welcome.So here’s the deal. I’m planning on opening up 6 (six) commission slots over the next couple of months. However, I’ll only commit to 2 (two) commissions at a time. Why?

dont know when i gonna get back updating my stuff on tumblr. got a shit ton of work thrown at me. p.s. i wont be ale to reply the PM/ASK for now cause go a LOT msg havent read yet.

Journal Entry #1That’s what this shit is, right? A blog site? Anyway I’m gonna start writing stuff to get a rational understanding of things in my head on paper. Or pixels. Whatever. You actually taking the time to read this is an undertaking in futility

best-of-my-love: bujnik: mikkynga: seewaymore: Thank you, Japan. that’s the most clever and realistic shit i’ve ever read Shit that would never happen in America. I swear we have the most entitled senior citizens on the planet. Wow

kurkoboltsi: losing my shit with this series due to not having read the manga earlier

Support Affogato on Patreon! -> patreon.com/reapersun~Read from beginning~<Previous chapter - Page 1 - Page 2>It’s time for some weird shit~

swedishrefugee: I was taking a shit and reading this catalogue (because someone keeps ripping the NO JUNK MAIL sign from my door) and on these cute and extremely cheap shower curtains it says “quality and comfort” like what does that even mean do

winterayars: knifeandlighter: winterayars: knifeandlighter: Witchcraft Works is my shit. Everyone needs to read this shit. Real shit. Get on your jobs people. It’s true, this show is amazing. Are you reading the manga, too? Yes! I’ve read the

Reading about the Mishima’s and Kazama’s on the Tekken wiki is hilarious because look at these fucking people. All of these are taken from the :Dislikes: portion of their personal profiles. What kind of soap opera shit is this Namco? I’m getting

Oh andall my problems lately have been crashing down on me and I guess I should get this shit in writing so I can feel a little better about myself.Plz dont judge me if you read this:I’m completely unsuccessful with dudes and Im incredibly lonely. I

fiyabwal: Warhammer 40k orks are just a shitpost. Reading up on the lore of them is a true test because they’re so absurd you cant tel the dufference between theory and actual canon. Shit i’ve read. -every one possesses a form of psychic willpower

lastwordbeforetheend: I understand that your family has a Meat Day? A holiday where you celebrate meat? “[Laughs] Where did you… is this on the internet? Instead of Christmas -this is maybe 15 years ago- nobody had any money in my family and we

n3opr3n3: Fingernail scratch marks on the inside of a gas chamber in Auschwitz. And I’m not even going to be sorry for reblogging this. Look. At. It. Closely. After reading all the shit I have, you know exactly that when people went to those

Back to work. =w=And thus I get to type weird shit here that I read on WP forums cause I’m bored.So, some idiot asked if guillotine crosses would be OP if they could equip a dagger AND a shield at the same time with their offhand. You… wait

adventuretitan: adventuretitan: posting here as per somebody’s request see i WOULD have posted this on tumblr but it’s… too big, you cant see shit ok so if you read the description on deviantart ive got a headcanon that one time they went to visit

firethekitty:normalize not knowing shit about your special interests. normalize studying your special interests for 12 hours straight and not retaining a single shred of information

purpurrpurrrin: タカツキイチ

i haven’t read smut in so long that i almost made myself cum without being touched lmao shit’s wild

$speedyturtlebutt: hauntu4ever: natsui: how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit THIS I was reading a smutty fic on the bus$

speedyturtlebutt: hauntu4ever: natsui: how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit THIS I was reading a smutty fic on the bus

i-am-littleone: lorrainelola: My friend wrote this article on Reddit and it is now going viral everywhere. She really did nail it. Reblog the shit out of this and spread it like wildfire! i read all 3 of these books. i couldnt agree more!

YES! I just got my first ever hate mail on tumblr! I posted it publicly for all to read! I responded to someone else’s post about this anon saying that someone should rape her, and said I’d travel 5 days in any direction to beat the shit out

brashblacknonbeliever: modernmonkeys: Ayesha A. Siddiqi Here’s the storify of all her tweets on the topic. I suggest everyone go read it.

soulrevision: [For more on social justice, follow me on Instagram: soulrevision , Tumblr: soulrevision , Facebook: soulrevision , Twitter: soulrevision] There was a lot of talk today about the media’s failed coverage [read: non-coverage] of

hip-hop-lifestyle: frantzfandom: within 24 hours of the non-indictment we have a black male shot and burned to death right in mike brown’s neighborhood and his father’s church set on fire smells like jim crow You can read both stories here: DeAndre

nprfreshair: Listen to this interview or read more: Chris Rock On Finding The Line Between Funny And ‘Too Far’

pussy-and-pizzza:eyeamindiibleu: urtube: reverseracism: 2damnfeisty: imnotkanyewest: OKAY. OKAY. WHAT THE UNHOLY HELL. OH GOD I’M SO MAD. HANG ON LOOK, KEEP READING THIS AND I PROMISE I’LL BE MORE CALM.In 2012, a 17-year-old boy named T.J. Lane

thisisthinprivilege: bookipsies: thisisthinprivilege: I used to be a clinical coder in one of the largest maternity hospitals in Scotland. It was my job to record ICD-10 codes for every procedure and diagnosis based on reading the hospital notes.

tyleroakley: queens-and-pharaohs: blackgirlshit: doobiewrap: thedailyshow: Jordan Klepper attends a Trump rally to catch up on all the hottest conspiracy theories. SCREAMING I have a fucking headache I just lost half of my brain cells reading

thebrainscoop: asapscience: allthecanadianpolitics: A required read from Michael Oman-Reagan. This is all true. This all happened in Canada, and its very likely it will happen in the USA under Trump and be worse than Harper’s crackdown on Science

00incognegro: megurashka: official-3rd-world: megurashka: incense smells bad there i said it how do you know what the sexual love between two siblings smells like? 🤔 reading and comprehension on this site is in shambles I blame Betsy Devos

gowheretheskymeetsthesea: speakseazy: vanillaandlavender: blackamazon: tashabilities: carlos-gadbois: viola-davis: Viola says this is her favorite role to date. BOOM……. Read his ass like the New York Times Look . Let me be very clear on

politicalsexkitten: slythwolf: politicalsexkitten: politicalsexkitten: https://twitter.com/LeahPSK/status/864984263170510848 Thoughts on the Alex Tizon’s “My Family’s Slave” article. Not going into everything I felt while reading it since

violaslayvis: I completely forgot that I read this article from Gawker in 2015 about Kevin Spacey being “”boundary-challenged”” and a bunch of anonymous people confessing that Kevin Spacey “demanded sex” from all the young men on the House

yousuckatlove732: dookiediamonds: gahdamnpunk:People with low income literally depend on dollar stores.. Activist investor is the weirdest thing I’ve read in a while Um.no chill out

$speedyturtlebutt: hauntu4ever: natsui: how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit THIS I was reading a smutty fic on the bus$

speedyturtlebutt: hauntu4ever: natsui: how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit THIS I was reading a smutty fic on the bus

potato-story: What a beautiful relationship. (I know shit is going down in the new chapter but I haven’t gotten around to reading it yet wryyyyyyyyyy)Twitter link to this piece. Also HI! I am moving to twitter! Aside from the occasional risque arts,

I’m hurt, I’m really depressed that’s it’s gone down to my stomach and to my heart and I double doses on my meds and I just want this pain to go away. Why do I have to say these things, I’m the worst person, I don’t

supacutiepie: blanska: lokiwholockfactory: xxchumanixx: Hilarious🥀👐 This is so my favorite Thor movie that “oh shit” line is my absolute favorite moment in the history of Thor movies Why does this fucking movie read like a god damn crack

exitpursuedbybears: amx004qubeley: ninastestanin: christmas-type-furret: This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god. Holy shit ._. NO!!!! Damn

exitpursuedbybears: amx004qubeley: ninastestanin: christmas-type-furret: This is literally the most bomb-ass D&D story I’ve ever read in my life oh my god. Holy shit ._. NO!!!! Damn

I don’t understand the importance of all this classification of genders and the queer people i just really don’t. Why does it matter what exactly you’re called? Why do you have to have certain notation for a fucking symbol or meanings

iwantallthewishes: slicedmelatonin: kurapikawithagun: unprofessionalarts: spoekelse: atalef: guys please can you read posts and infographics abt antisemitism before rbing them i see the most blatantly zionist shit get put on my dash by leftists

eeriie: corn20maizeit: insta-gramcracker: somewhereinthefog: femgermania: thesteamthief: eeriie: The Enigma of Amigara Fault is a creepy comic by Junji Ito. When many man shaped holes suddenly appear on the sides of a mountain, it causes thousands

$speedyturtlebutt: hauntu4ever: natsui: how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit THIS I was reading a smutty fic on the bus$

speedyturtlebutt: hauntu4ever: natsui: how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit THIS I was reading a smutty fic on the bus

the-ugly-naked-guy: I really hope you have 5 minutes to read this. Some of you may know Lizzie Velásquez. She has a very rare condition that only two other people is known to have. It means that she has zero body fat% she’s also blind on one eye and

runsleepygirl: closer-each-day: Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others. This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on

ghostmanonthird13: wickdpleasures: kinkyoiler90: Now I am not American and I will be honest I don’t agree with all that I read on your blog! But thank you for posting this. I hope my followers reblog the shit out of this. Facebook can (and has)

x-antivist-x: standardwhore: carry-on-my-wayward-castiel: canyoushipit: darkxbunnyprincess: This is one of my favorite childhood stories. WHAT THE FUCK Did you guys seriously not read this growing up? This scared the shit out of me as a kid.

thebigblackwolfe: If you love your friends, drag them. Call them on their shit so they can get it together. Come for their edges and then apply jamaican black castor oil to the bald spots. Read them like a Dr. Seus book. Because you care about them and

nathanismyboyf: harrystylesfuckyeah: when you click on siva’s new photo to save it it says its from tumblr. SIVA GOES ON TUMBLR. shit. he’s probably read the niva fic aswell.. just LOL!

Lawson - When She Was Mine Radio Tour. 25th April.Twickenham - Gaydar Radio. Reading - Reading 107.The last one in Reading was hilarious. Walked in & Adam pointed out that Andy 'shit on himself’ but it was just chocolate LOL. Then whilst

badgalpinky: ganjaginga: missjia: The smile you have in your mugshot when you take a bat and beat the ever loving shit out of your two son’s molester. Smile on, girl. Smile on. Read the story HERE. YOU GO GIRL! Id Do The Same Shit!

purple-fairie:So, @tenstepsaheadtwentylevelsabove had the audacity to comment on one of my posts after reading my “small boobs thing”, so I went to check his blog and SURPRISE!I suggest you all block this asshole cause he’s full of shit

nowhites:i wish people on tumblr would understand that not every post is made for debate like just read the shit and go i dont wanna talk to none of yall asses

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