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The policeman saidÂ he wasÂ only going 5 mph overÂ theÂ speed limit but swerving in the lane.Â He made him get out of the car and take a sobriety test.Â Why didnâ€™t you just tell him the real reason?Â You canâ€™t control yourself when unlocked.Â

The reason I made this was a stupid picture of her in a thread on 4chen. Stop doing this to me.I genuinely feel bad for only posting WIPs and not finishing a damn thing but I can’t help myself. That body though

For further proof that Tom Cruise has issues, Big90s presents Exhibit A: Mimi Rogers. The box office star’s first wife around his Top Gun days, he divorced her for reasons that only he and she know. Oh, the stories she could tell. Still, a lovely

the-modern-female: Cock is divine.And this is the reason for it. Only a good deep dicking can make a girl lose her mind like this. There is a good reason why everyone knows the term “to fuck her brains out” because that is exactly what a good cock

The only reason why I would do porn and bottom

“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M. “In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She

This is probably the only reason I don’t have Y although I don’t care about ubers

gudbutch:I’m a gentle top at heart. I just wanna take care of someone and make them feel really good…then I’ll see if I can make them feel even better.

Bluvelvet99: Bronze Age ClassicOriginally published March. 17, 2014Buddy Cop MovieYou were camping out with your mom and your mom’s friend’s son. He was your age. You weren’t having a good time with him around. The only reason he was out with

autumnbramble: vixenscratch: autumnbramble: sometimes i get salty and smug when people can’t identify/misidentify animals but then i remember the only reason i’m so good at animal identification is because i’m a degenerate furry My dad, though.

This is going to be a first in many ways for me. I’ve never done a proper Nuzlocke, I’ve never played any of these on a PC before, and my only previous experience with liveblogging belongs to things I’ve watched.For people who aren’t familiar

So… According to Bendis, the aftermath of Civil War 2 is the reason of why the future in Old Man Logan is what it is, not only that but apparently Ulysses has the power of going into dimmensions or whatever…Now if you’re asking “where

Mornin’, kiddos. I went ahead and made a dedicated blog solely for homestuck arts. So if that’s the only reason you’re here, that might be a bit handy. 8y

askbirdkeeperperi: Seven. only seven.they’re all I could find, even when the storm calmed for awhile. now its getting dark and the wind is picking back up. I’ve barely made any progress…more than a third are still missingBorbs been sleeping here

laracroftsspouse: This is in response to a blog on here that claims to have cute girls of all types but seems to only have white and occasionally asian girls

The whole reason I stuck around to watch Sweden laundry was so Bom and Soochul could at least like idk get together? It was the ONLY reason for watching this. There wasn’t even a confession from Bom like she literally just said bye to him before leaving

apeculiarangel: pinkdementors: everyone who writes their ‘7’s with a little dash through them had a conscious moment of truth where they actively chose to write ‘7’ in that way and never stopped doing it like if you can’t clearly recall that

megalesbian6000: to put this in perspective, my job consists of: prepping hundreds of pounds of vegetables alone per week, using knives, a heavy-duty meat slicer, and a vegetable chopper, any of which could easily take off a finger from a careless

brehaaorgana: queerrobbiereyes: rizahmad: Can somebody kill that nazi writer and his editor already, I am done. Zero days since our last goyische Nazi fanboy nonsense!!!

taggedrne: this is the only reason i come to my grandmas and also bc she makes me food and gives me money

kinglouixxx: novaschaos: kinglouixxx: novaschaos: kinglouixxx: novaschaos: kinglouixxx: novaschaos: kinglouixxx: The only reason Canada is cold because I’m not there. I’m hot af Are you really tho? ;3 But little do they know if it weren’t

The only reason why I watched diving - cute (and some are muscular) guys~! =) *Yang Liguang & Chen Aishen Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSPISCeH2vE

stevebenn44: Rosie Robinson - rising star; and the one & only reason lingerie was invented

anna-kendrickarchive: @AnnaKendrick47 Sometimes the only reason I leave my house is so when someone asks about my day I don’t have to say “Netflix and avoiding responsibilities.”

lihiominaa:Nature only wants to please itself. Get others to please it too. Likes to lord it over them. To have its own way. It finds reasons to be unhappy when all the world is shining around it. And love is smiling through all things.The tree of

rainbrose: Dean throws his belt down and kicks it away The only reason Dean lost his championship was because he didn’t want it anymore.

dorkly: The Only Reasonable Reaction To the Live Action Sonic Movie How about we take it up a notch, shall we? Michael Bay will produce it, Tim Burton will direct it and that Twilight bitch will write it or the bitch from 50 Shades. How ‘bout that?

The only reason why I have this is because my mom went on the presale line thinking it was the checkout and she was too proud to return it!

boxingcleverrr: aztechnology: kelssiel: systlin: shitrichcollegekidssay: them: SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST MEANS HUMANS MUST BE INDIVIDUALLY SELF-SUFFICIENT AND COMPLETELY INDEPENDENT biologist: Like literally the only reason we didn’t go extinct is

ghostingrose: glumshoe:lady-lizbian:glumshoe:my favorite scene in LotR as a kid was when Sam started miserably freestyling in the tower of Cirith Ungol and the only reason he ever found Frodo was because he deliriously tried to join in …i did read

netlfix: imagine bumping into 2007 you at the mall

gotemcoach: “I would go 0-30 before I would go 0-9. 0-9 means you beat yourself, you psyched yourself out of the game. The only reason is because you’ve just now lost confidence in yourself.” - Kobe Bryant Dear, Kobe: NEVER STOP SHOOTING.

allthefandomfeelings: moonflowerlights: dan-is-not-on-phire: napoleonbonerhard: sassyhorseradish: what if the only reason we can’t walk through mirrors is because our reflection blocks us what if they’re protecting us though what if they know

ygo-confessions: The dimensions confuse me. I understand them in-show, but between shows is the problem. Obviously, these dimensions aren’t the same as the “dimensions” the original shows are in. 5D’s is in the same as the first two, after all,

the first one and last one are the only reason why I reblogged this. Also, I found this thanks to the thing tumblr is trying out where they suggest other posts based on ones that you’ve previously liked…thank you tumblr.

softclassicwho: jossujb: My Mum liked this one for some reason, probably cos I never draw any women she found it surprising. Anyhow, I think this the first and only companion I’ve yet drawn? *cough*Fred *cough* Romana is my favorite when it comes

butt-berry: Battle Revolution is great because it’s pretty much the only game that depicts Wailord’s size correctly (that’s Groudon and Rayquaza on the right)

Happy Birthday Tatang!Why did you leave before I met you? I did not have the opportunity to be held in your arms. You were only able to do so with your first grandchild. You would be so proud and surprised with all of your grandchildren now, all 9 of

shoolk: The only reason I’ll ever buy a new 3ds is if nintendo makes this

shinjaninja: guwanzesama: nursemeowji: The enemy team in X and Y? TEAM ALGEBRA solve THIS VARIABLE MOTHERFUCKER *INTENSE BATTLE MUSIC*

The only reason I’m not tearing my lungs out of my chest is because she knows she has to get help. My 14 year old sister is braver than I am and I never wanted her to have to be. She doesn’t understand these feelings and she’s afraid

The only reason I got a nap today is because of the baby napping for over an hour. My husband took the first nap and didn’t relieve me and watch the baby before he had to go to work. And now I’m getting her down to bed by myself tonight too

the-dark-basement: I love it when they self-gag. It’s her way of saying “I’m your little bondage slut, Sir. And I know you like your sluts not talking.” The only reason a bondage slut should remove a gag is to present her face hole for your cock.

the-fearless-spaceman-spiff: cutepoweredjellyfish: digg: Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart are best friends and it’s perfect. oh no oh my god Patrick Stewart is the only reason my hatred of the British isn’t absolute.

the-dark-basement: I love it when they self-gag. It’s her way of saying “I’m your little bondage slut, Sir. And I know you like your sluts not talking.” The only reason a bondage slut should remove a gag is to present her face hole for your cock.

wakandaentertainment: She is weird extraordinary

gayharshnoise: no offense but i just saw a fundraiser for a dog to get chemo that got 񘧸 in a week but i know homeless trans women struggling to get enough to eat and gay kids running away from abuse and sex workers trying to evade police brutality

The only reason I didn’t put that gun to my head and pull the trigger last summer was because I didn’t want to make a mess in your backyard. For fucks sake if I died right now while laying in your bed you wouldn’t give a fuck and you

lookatitrightnow: Has anyone had that friend that only wants to call you or hang out when they need to talk about their life. I mean don’t get me wrong I’m an excellent listener, but if the only reason we have an relationship is because you think

the only reason I would ever want the government to monitor my phone calls is so that I could go back and listen to my conversation with my mom and PROVE to her that she did in fact give me wrong directions the other day and saioudhfiodsguh

gretchensinister:*opens a Rothko painting like a door and leaves through it*

The only reason Tumblr's being a fuck up is cause of all the people that joined for no fucking reason, reblog this if you're a true blogger and joined before the new dash.

mynightwing: On my way home from work, I started to get extremely turned on for some reason. I even started to rub my pussy when I was down the block. I burst into the house and only realized that my son was pleasuring himself after I noticed that I

the only reason i wish my family was rich (or at least comfortably financially stable) was so i didn’t have to hear dad yell and complain about money and how his life was so much better 25 years ago cause he didn’t have anyone to worry about

can you tell the only reason im excited for upd8s is cause i have hope Nepeta will be back LMAO

skelebabie:2016 vs 2020 there’s a reason this was the first and only cut crease i’ve ever attempted (:

another good reason to call marie rose/helena bees: they got yellow hair and black ribbons, bee colors

sherbies: rushed to sketch out timeskip!asami to go with korra before the new episode tonight omg i’m still debating about the heels (only reason why she seems taller) and the glasses, i dont even know i just really LOVE the idea of asami in glasses

The only reason I want a boyfriend is so that when I’m singing Fergilicious and it’s at the part where she says “I be up in the gym just workin on my fitness he’s my witness” I can point to him and he’ll do the little “wooOOH” part because

allonsyforever: I can only put 10 screen shots in this post, but there are 167 more reasons not to vote for Donald Trump. Please do not waste your vote this November by voting for a third party, a write-in, or not at all. Hillary is the best and only

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